I scream into the void. the void answers with jazz. You can call me Void, I use all pronouns
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this still altered my brain chemistry like you don’t understand i’m going insane i love sabrina she’s so cute i love pedro he’s so cute also i’m the same size as sabrina so i’m projecting myself onto her and ??? !!! she looks so small next to him im gonna faint also she’s so hot what the FUCK get ur finger out of your mouth right now i will die
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born to be his controversially young girlfriend forced to read fan fiction about him
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this has reduced me to tears
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This is the best idea in the history of film.
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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I think the difference between myself and other religious people is that I don't see saying "oh my g-d" as being disgraceful to His name. I see saying "oh my g-d" like you're trying to get g-d's attention so you can do this:

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I like it when gentle elegant elf is also BIG BOY
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The Queen of Lindon is a fell beast when it is demanded; But the hour for that call has come to pass now, and your grip on the hilt of your sword has finally yielded.
Fanart for my Gil-Galad fic because why not?
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#this story actually made me sob and now i'm sobbing over this incredible piece of art#op you can write and draw you need to save some talent for the rest of us
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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
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