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am i attracted to them or do i have gender envy
i keep thinking of charlie, knox and meeks' first appearance in the movie am i the only one am i even okay
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I don't know you but we are soulmates
“are u okay” i just streamed out like a light for 2 hours on loop idk
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what is the purpose of marriage if my first dance with my lover isn't to out like a light by the honeysticks
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bro he's just s
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he's just sitting here
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how does millard manage to be hot even when hes invisible
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⚠️⚠️⚠️THE CONFERENCE OF THE BIRDS SPOILER
tw: swearing
YALL I AM FUCKING CRYING I JUST GOTTOTHEPART WHERE ELLERY TOLD THEM ABOUT THE FLOWERS AND I STARTED TO PANIC BECAUSE FIONA?????? THEN IT WAS CONFIRMED THAT FIONA WAS INDEED FUCKING ALIVE AND I KID YOU NOT I STARTED SOBBING INCONTROLABLY, I AM STILL CRYING AS I AM WRITING THIS AND I AM ALSP SHAKING, I KNOW HOW HUGHFEELS BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE PAGE EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER EVERY SINGLE BOOK IVE WAITED THAT SOMEONE MENTIONS FIONA SO THAT I COULD COMFORT MYSELF AND NOW?? I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS ALIVE THE SECOND HORACE TALKED ABOUT HIS DREAM GOSH I AM STILL CRYING AND ME AND HUGH ARE BOTH SOBBING INCONTROLABLY RIGHT NOW SOMEBODY HELP ME I KNEW IT I ALWAYS KNEW SHE WAS ALIVE I ALWAYS KEPT HOPE AND NOW ITS CONFIRMED I AM GOING CRAZY MY POOR BABY MY DARLING IS ALIVE SHE WAS SUCH AN ANGEL SHE DIDNT DESERVE ANYTHINGTHAT HAPPENED TO HER, GOSH I AM SO ANXIOUS/OVERJOYED THAT I COULDNT EVEN GRIEVE ELLERY'S CONDITION PLEASE AND HUGH IS ALSO PANICKING HELP ME THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP
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bold of you to assume that THE millard nullings wouldnt wear heels
Ι was staring at Millard’s main photo and I realized my whole life was a big lie.
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Look closely
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The person in the photo is wearing heels.
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some pictures from my antique french photo album that look straight out of a Ransom Riggs novel (part 2)
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some pictures from my antique french photo album that look straight out of a Ransom Riggs novel
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i bought this album from an open air antique store (if i adore one thing that is collecting stranger's old pictures) and this family consists of a mom, a dad and their baby twins that grow up throughout these pages. their memories are now mine and i will take good care of them.
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thank you my beloved i shall answer all your questions
currently reading : MPHFPC-the conference of the birds
fav color: the shade of blood that pours out of my enemy's body which i still had feelings for despite them trying to slice my throat respectfully
last song: "Under Pressure" by Chase Atlantic that gives me the excessive confidence of a straight white boy
last series: A Series Of Unfortunate Events that turned me into a night owl. an expression here describing one that does not rest at night like nocturnal creatures such as an owl
sweet/spicy/savoury: salty tears resulting from my 1890's right-person-wrong-time daydreams
craving: seamus finnigan.
currently working: an evil plan to take over the entire Tri-State area unless a platypus with a hat on tries to stop my schemes.
rule: answer the questions below and tag nine other people you want to know better
i honestly dont know how tumblr works random tags, repost to be frens :) @s0upandbr3ad @nnanomm @conferenceofpeculiars @a-map-of-gays @mothsupremacyy @ransomriggs (hey sir🧎‍♀️)
thankyou for tagging me @pduwd ! i’d absolutely love to get to know you better as well ❤️
currently reading: the song of achilles
fav colour: white/red (cant choose)
last song: Maula mere maula- Roop Kumar Rathod
(I ABSOLUTELY RECOMMEND THIS GO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW IT WILL SOOTHE ANY AND EVERYONE)
last series: game of thrones
sweet/spicy/savoury?: SWEET. SWEET. SWEET. I HAVE SUCH A GOD DAMN SWEET TOOTH UGH.
craving: dahi jalebis ❤️ forever and always
currently working: july camp nanowrimo baby!
rules: answer the questions and tag nine other people you want to get to know!
@chaandajaan @dandelions-dancing @anderperryenthusiast @ryainthedarkacademia @asharnaa @deadartclassic @bibliophilia-and-smut @enchantedengland
(mentioning side blogs so you can recognise me: keatingwilde, skamfictions)
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i wish your pillow stays hot all summer i wish only one of your earbuds work i wish your charger works only from a certain angle i wish you step on wet floor with socks on i wish your connection cuts off at the best part of a fanfic i wish your favorite band comes out as problematic i wish
felt like being mean so i made this
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thank you
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me in my sugar mommy dr
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IM DYING
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so far this is the funniest line I’ve ever read in tdoda i was practically pissing my pants reading it
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i deny this accusation
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I am being threatened.
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if i had to cry over this for half an hour so do you
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HEADCANONS!
when the reader and her three best friends (dean, neville, & seamus) all go into a haunted house/maze at a hogwarts fall festival!
warnings: swearing!!!! but that’s it!
i randomly thought of this while watching an old chris klemens vlog idk (btw im still doing your guys’s requests! don’t worry!)
okay so obviously all four of you are really excited for the festival
but then
seamus mentions the haunted house 😳
& ofc dean and you are automatically on board
but neville.......
not so much
of course he’s a bit more afraid of things like that
seamus starts teasing him
“you scared, longbottom? i can’t wait to hear you scream like a girl!”
you tell him that if he really doesn’t want to then he doesn’t have to
dean agrees with you of course
but seamus is still trying to push him
but neville finally just decides to do it because he feels stupid for being so scared
and plus
you’re doing it...
so why should he be scared??
you’re a FRICKEN GIRL YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID AND BEGGING NOT TO GO NOT HIM
you guys get halloween treats beforehand
and neville keeps on looking at his watch because you guys said you would go at a certain time
and as you guys are finally heading to it you run into harry, hermione, and ron
they start telling you guys how scary it is
and that makes neville even more scared
but dean and seamus just wanna go even more
you guys are about to get in line and neville just steps away
but you catch him and talk to him
“if you really don’t want to go... you don’t have to. i just don’t want you to feel left out, nev.”
“no, no... i-it’s fine...”
you sigh and hug him before walking off to get in line with dean and seamus
but neville sees you guys laughing and being all excited as you guys are joining harry and ron
cause of course ron and harry are going again
he just huffs and literally says, “fuck it” out loud
he joins you guys and you get super happy
seamus makes some snarky comment:
“finally, longbottom! you’re not being a pussy anymore!”
he doesn’t mean it in a bad way
but you end up slapping seamus on the back of the head
but dean is just as excited as you over neville coming
you guys are all talking as you wait in line
and of course seamus says he has to pee as you guys are just about to go in
“scared, finnigan?” dean asks him with a grin on his face
“no! i’m not scared!”
you guys finally get in
and oh my god
the screams that leave your mouth are ungodly
“OH MY GOD, Y/N! SOMETHING TOUCHED ME!”
“Y/N PLEASE HOLD MY HAND!”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!”
neville of course is holding your hand the whole time
excuse me
CLINGING onto your hand for dear life
“DEAN GRAB SEAMUS BEFORE HE HITS SOMEONE!”
“NEVILLE OW YOU’RE HOLDING ONTO MY HAND WAY TOO TIGHT!”
“WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK?!”
but the whole time all of you are just laughing
“I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR ANYTHING TO TOUCH ME!”
by the time you guys get out
neville is still holding your hand and seamus is holding onto your arm as tight as he possibly can
neville lets go of your hand and just stares at you guys....
“that was—“
you guys stare back at him
“that was bloody amazing! can we go again! can we, y/n?!”
you laugh and see the pure excitement on neville’s face as he tries to drag you back to the line
“oh no! i am not doing that again!” seamus screams, still clutching onto your arm
you and dean start teasing him because now he’s the pussy
of course the three boys start arguing about what to do
and you can’t take it anymore
“okay! okay! how about this... seamus can go and pee, we can get some ice cream, and then if you guys are still up for it, we can get back in line!”
they all agree to it
seamus goes and pees
you guys get some ice cream
and dean convinces seamus to go again
you guys go again and neville is super excited
you guys still scream like the first time around
and afterwards you guys play some games
neville wins you a little pumpkin head plushie :,)
and then you guys get some butter beer
overall you wouldn’t trade these type of experiences for the world cause you just love those boys with your whole heart!!
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Anonymous asked: Seamus Finnigan in POA & GOF
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i am on my knees.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how sweet Seamus is?
The other night I was watching Goblet of Fire for the 528th time, as you do, and I noticed something I’ve never payed attention to before…
“MUST COVER HARRY WITH BLANKET!!”
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Yes, yes, he’s just making making sure Harry doesn’t freeze to death. But… I mean… look at how sweeeeet he is!
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“More blankets. He needs more blankets. MORE BLANKETS!”
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“Yo, Hermione, what are you doing? That’s my job!”
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The hand on Harry’s shoulder makes me grin so hard. But also… WILL YOU PLEASE LOOK AT HIS FACE??! He looks so worried! It’s so cute!
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