the-silent-orchestra

[the-silent-orchestra]

A woman in a black and gold robe enters your containment chamber Hello there Silent Orchestra, may I ask upon your great orchestra for a mutual favor? It will be nothing beyond your typical activity I have observed, but I think it would be to your liking.

(The Conductor taps its stand on the ground, lowering himself to her height)

"Favor? What would be that favor?" "If it's anything that requires effort. I am out." "Accelerando e Crescendo. Manners please."

[the-silent-orchestra]

(The conductor pauses for a moment. Thinking about the deal.)

"Well you see. I can leave my containment when its to my liking instead of having to find a way to breach. But giving a good orchestra for the ears of this place to ear doesn't sound that bad."

(The conductor opens his palm, placing it forward for a handshake)

"And for me that sounds like a deal."

A woman in a black and gold robe enters your containment chamber Hello there Silent Orchestra, may I ask upon your great orchestra for a mutual favor? It will be nothing beyond your typical activity I have observed, but I think it would be to your liking.

(The Conductor taps its stand on the ground, lowering himself to her height)

"Favor? What would be that favor?" "If it's anything that requires effort. I am out." "Accelerando e Crescendo. Manners please."

[the-silent-orchestra]

A woman in a black and gold robe enters your containment chamber Hello there Silent Orchestra, may I ask upon your great orchestra for a mutual favor? It will be nothing beyond your typical activity I have observed, but I think it would be to your liking.

(The Conductor taps its stand on the ground, lowering himself to her height)

"Favor? What would be that favor?" "If it's anything that requires effort. I am out." "Accelerando e Crescendo. Manners please."

[the-silent-orchestra]

How’s it goin?

-Lunar Anon

"I am doing fine! Thank you for asking!"

[the-silent-orchestra]

do you know who hatsune miku is

"Hatsune Miku?"

"Oh! Its a virtual music artist! They call it vocaloid. Hatsune miku is probably the oldest of them all."

"How do you know what it is?"

[the-silent-orchestra]

leek

"Oh god. Is this going to be another tomato incident?"

[the-silent-orchestra]

can mannequins eat??? anyways hwatever here's a chocolate cake anyways

"Oh that's lovely! Thank you for the cake!"

"And yes. We can eat. Because we aren't mannequins."

[the-silent-orchestra]

*hands you a Rose*

"Thank you. Thank you!"

(The conductor places the rose in a vase.)

"Aren't plants so beautiful?"

[the-silent-orchestra]

Hands you a fish

"Oh god! A fish. What do I do with this?"

[the-silent-orchestra]

Yaoi and Yuri are same sex romantic relationship, Yaoi is gay while Yuri is lesbian

Yuri is also a character in limbus company

". . .Oh. That was something I didn't want to know."

[the-silent-orchestra]

Sex is now banned >:3

sex gif

[the-silent-orchestra]

"From what I have been told it is a fancy word for Homosexual Relationship. So I must belive they are talking about You and Der!"

toxic yaoi

Is there such thing as non-toxic.... What is this aioli you speak of?

[the-silent-orchestra]

*another letter appears at his feet*

"Can you blame me? And Yuri is kinda like yaoi but for girls"

[Vertigo, I swear to god. WHAT IS YOUR FISH DOING HERE?]

(The conductor grabs the letter and reads it)

". . .And what is an yao- Hold, I feel this is something I would prefer to stay ignorant about. Ugh."

[the-silent-orchestra]

hands you bagpipes

do you know how to play?

"Well, of course I do! Watch and learn little one!"

(The Conductor starts its melody with the bagpipes.

It sounds distinctly familiar.

Something that makes you feel. . . Drunk?)

[the-silent-orchestra]

opinion on christmas music?

"Ugh. Such repetitive, every single of those types of music are the exact same. And they sound HORRIBLE! Horrible I say!"

[the-silent-orchestra]

Greetings Mr. Orchestra man, I have contacted you today to inform you I am going to the containment cell of Melting Love for my designated "Yuri time"

- Signed, cmon you know who

(The conductor stares at the letter. . .

Wait what? YOU WORM! GO BACK TO PRESSURE YOU-)

". . .What is a *Yuri*? And why with her of all things?"

[the-silent-orchestra]

Have you seen the doorknob anywhere

". . . I believe no doors here use such things as knobs. So no. I haven't!"