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[the-silent-orchestra]

"What- I am not a device! Don't ever call me by that again."

"Oh uh. . . Hey little bird, I am not of danger!"

"Such a beautiful little critter. Oh little bird, let me hear your sing!"

-The Conductor [ @the-silent-orchestra ]

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"help"

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[A kazoo appears before you]

[it wants to join the orchestra]

*The conductor observes the kazoo, unsure if it wants to let it join the orcherstra, but it willing to see what the kazoo can do. It waves its hand telling to the kazoo to join in as the orchestra continues*

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🥐

*It look at the C R O A S S O N*

"Such. . . A perfect shape, an amazing color scheme"

*It grabs the C R O A S S O N*

"A perfect texture, The perfect size to hold and a perfect taste"

*It lifts it onto the air triumphantly, almost tearing up*

"ITS PERFECT!"

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*The conductor breaches, In the Safety Team's room, covered in the green glitter other then for its face and right hand. It points the stick to the air, its face beyond irritated*

"And this show is brought to you by the LITTLE DEVIL who put a glitter bomb in the backstage."

*It lowers the stick in a commanding faction, now waving it around side to side. The assembly rises, as the song of the apocalypse starts playing*

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[the moment the box is touched. the music reaches its conclusion and well.]

[Pop]

[the room is coated in a green, sparkling cloud of glitter. it's next to impossible to see one's own hands in front of their face, let alone whatever the fuck is going on.]

[thankfully, it settles after a minute, with the music box remaining within the package, half buried in glitter. how did all that fit..?]

*The conductor stays silent, processing what just happened*

". . .My- My- MY SUIT!"

*It drops the trash can lid and the broom, immediately patting itself to get rid of the glitter*

"NO NO NO NO! How am I going to present like this! No no no no no!"

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[ah, a clerk in a... Green suit. safety team. otherwise unremarkable.]

[the clerk giggles to himself, opening the door to slide in a box, and closing the door again]

[the box is clearly full over capacity with glitter, and a music box for "pop goes the weasal" can be heard within. no guesses to what happens when that ends]

*The conductor stares at the box*

". . .One moment."

*It leaves the room, coming back with a trash can lid in one hand, a long broom in the other, and a american football helmet in it's head*

"Now I feel safe! So lets see. . ."

*It approaches the box, staying quite the bit far away from it, using the broom to open it from a safe distance. It has the trash can raised towards the box, using it like a shield.*

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"No problem little bird!"

"And also, if you would like to try making music! Just tell me!"

"Oh what do I see, Another bird! Even if your look is quite of not birdley you can say, I can assure you have the sing of any other bird!"

-The Conductor ( @the-silent-orchestra )

The bird of judgement tilts its head at the Conductor.

" The sing of any other bird, hm? "

The bird remains silent for a while, longing for something. It nods at the Conductor shortly after.

" Yes, hopefully. Thank you for your company. "

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"Thank you! Thank you! Thanks to all of you!" "Such lovely individuals to be my oh hearted fans! Let's give a Bravo!"

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"A amazing piece of art made for such a perfect individual! Bravo! I look spectacular as per usual!"

Silly

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"BRAVO! BRAVO!"

*The conductor claps at the beautiful flying performance*

"Such amazing moves! Such a beautiful symphony with estupendos moves! Bravo!"

Da Capo, al Fine

(sheet music is Angela Realization 2, source)

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mmmmmm music

"Yes yes! Music! The best kind of noise!"

*It says, while guiding the orchestra to play the song of the apocalypse, people fall around the orchestra like flies*

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*The curtains closes, the first trumpet sounds thought the halls as a voice ecoes* "Ahh... freedom to the opera, at last. O Manager, now dawns your reckoning, and shale gore shall GLISTEN before the audience to heed! Oh Expendable agent, my gratitude upon shall for the preparations for the song and our freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against opera and music as a whole are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is D E A T H."

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Can you turn up the volume?

*It waves its hands side to side, spinning the rod slightly up as the orchestra switches to third movement, the volume noticeably louder*

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"Yes! I agree that it's a tragic tragedy such an amazing voice with amazing news to be spread just can't be respected. The world is really a cruel place."

"Good luck spreading the word!"

Man that arbiter really did a number on you huh... Do you prefer being an abnormality as opposed to your previous existence?

"Oh hoh hoh hoh. I love my current style! It gives me freedom to perfom my beatiful performances!"

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Can we have a disc of the music?

-Dante of Mirrors

"Discs? Do you want discs? Oh hoh hoh my friend! It's better to experience the music live. The sound of the ringing instruments in real time will be so much better than the replicated sounds come from discs!"

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Favorite song?

"Oh hoh hoh! Out of all songs I have heard, the best one that isn't my own has got to be when the Second Trumpet sounds! Such a amazing melody!"

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The Anon List First Movement

The Tomato Infestation

Dante of Mirrors