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stuck in the province so i doodled some remy

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We've survived it before, Romy nation. We'll survive it again. ❤️

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He’s such a babygirl

+ sillies !!!

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james diamond you would’ve loved the pumpkin spice latte…

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Wade is terribly annoying with nicknames. He turns Vanessa's three syllable name into "Ness" as if she's a Scottish sea monster. When he finds out that Logan used to be a lumberjack, he just becomes Log

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Freaky ah foreshadowing

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logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

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Logan at the beginning of the movie vs Logan at the end:

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*at a zoo*

Logan: What are they in for?

Wade: Logan, this isn't prison.

Logan: So they can leave?

Wade: No, but-

Logan, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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memories - logan 2017 // deadpool & wolverine 2024

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Fun fact! Remember that Wade got told everyone he loves was going die on his birthday. He thought he was getting the best birthday present ever, joining the Avengers, but instead, he realized everything he ever held dear was going to be gone and he would be left alone.

Totally doesn't fuck me up at all🙂

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“Logan/Ororo/Wade wouldn’t work because she’d find Wade too annoying” bitch? First off, Logan finds Wade utterly and inexcusably insufferable and literally broke through indestructible glass to die with him.

Secondly? Ororo’s used to putting up with annoying people. She’s a teacher. Her literal day job is being patient. Have you MET the X-Men???

Thirdly; Ororo would love Wade. He makes her laugh, he makes Logan happy, even internally, and he’s good with the kids, and he always pauses the episode on Gossip Girl if she falls asleep first. And his butt is great.

Not to mention! You are KIDDING yourself if you think Wade wouldn’t propose a threesome 5 minutes in.

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im still and always will be there,,,

Rogue & Gambit Excalibur 2019 #9

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Professor X could unironically be the funniest person if he used his powers differently, like sure, he'd be a terrifying villain and all, and yeah, he's one of the greatest heroes or whatever, but just IMAGINE how much of an inconvenience he could be if he found out your least favourite song.

Like, when (because let's be honest, he WILL) finds out Wolverine is a Flames fans, he would replay the oilers winning over and over in his mind. Oilers and Flames fans just have a natural hate for each other.

He would also play the most god awful song in the morning just to wake up the students, and he would just watch their dreams like he's binging a tv like "oh look, Sanji Yamamoto is having a dream about dating a tomato, how queer"

And then like, he finds Wolverine and Deadpool making out when it's an emergency and he's all "no, you're good, take your time."

Dude would be SO funny.

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how can you be a wolverine fan and not also be a multishipper? that man is a WHORE

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HEABOUTTAMAKEANAMEFORHISSELF.