Howdy, the name's Callie, it/they/she, 20, a creecher of one variety or another(im creechin 'ere!). Thanks for coming, feel free to gaze at the fruits of my chaos and revelry. hope you have a good time here.
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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!
And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!
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Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?
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Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me
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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain
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I know I am preaching to the choir on thus webbed site (and especially in the circles I am a part of) but good god please please never ever use chatGPT to get instructions on health and dieting, I beg of you
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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
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