Howdy, the name's Callie, it/they/she, 20, a creecher of one variety or another(im creechin 'ere!). Thanks for coming, feel free to gaze at the fruits of my chaos and revelry. hope you have a good time here.
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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Baltimore is a beacon of hope in the war against The Machines
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when two adhd girls link up... ANYTHING could stop us
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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.
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the joker is so fucked up for this one. OCD based death trap is crazy
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Tbh I don't care about the Odyssey discourse but I saw one tweet where they're like "convenient that they would have a guy who goes on an Odyssey named Odysseus" it was my favorite tweet about the whole thing
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Oh god why does it have his ugly ass face as the app icon
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i watched arcane s2 with my bf and he really loved the jayce and viktor parts and now he's sending me jayvik tweets of things like viktor's eyes changing colours when he looks at jayce .. i need more media to turn my bf into a fudanshi
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the Project Zomboid devs do not get enough shit for making eating vegetables give your player character a depression debuff. reddit ass game mechanic decision, absolutely rotten
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Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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i need to show you guys something that a brewpub near me is currently selling for genuine real world money and youre not going to believe it. youre going to look at the image and construct a string of words in your head and your instinctive response will be "No. Absolutely Not." you will think "these words cannot describe something that actually exists." but i swear to god: this is real. you need to look at it. i cant bear the burden alone.
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sometimnes... when your sulking corner gets a little too cold... yoiu may invite a friend... to sulk with...
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tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature
this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance
it was the most magical day of my life
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cant even be mad at my cat for trying to steal my yarn ball. its basically the most classic thing for a cat to steal
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Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.
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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now
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