the-real-loki-laufeyson

[the-real-loki-laufeyson]

Surely there must be more works of Shakespeare somewhere.

As many of you know, I adore reading, but I have finished every work of the Midgardian poet and playwright, Shakespeare. Surely one of you might have suggestions?

[the-real-loki-laufeyson]

I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

Kneel before your king.

I said... KNEEL!

[the-real-loki-laufeyson]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! YOU ARE ONLY A MORTAL, AND NOT EVEN NOBILITY AT THAT! Besides, the Avengers were rogues of Midgard, vigilantes if you will. They weren't necessarily doing what was best for the whole realm, now were they? Although I certainly wouldn't object to more time spent reading. And your tags also insult me, you Midgardian wench.

For the record, Midgard was practically begging to be conquered. It had no universal leader, and I, as the benevolent ruler that I am, simply decided to conquer Midgard and rule over all of it.

The Titan would get his infinity stone, and I would get my throne.

Simple as that.

And the fan-women, or whatever they are called, need to stop seeking me out. I lose brainpower anytime I even hear them speak.

[the-real-loki-laufeyson]

To all of my loyal fans,

Kindly do not bother me. I am not in the mood to put up with your mind-numbing questions, or your shameless attempts at seduction. Surely you all have something better to do, than bothering a man who is clearly busy.

Or maybe you don't. In that case, find someone else to bother. I'm extremely busy, and I won't tolerate your nonsense any longer.

[the-real-loki-laufeyson]

For the record, Midgard was practically begging to be conquered. It had no universal leader, and I, as the benevolent ruler that I am, simply decided to conquer Midgard and rule over all of it.

The Titan would get his infinity stone, and I would get my throne.

Simple as that.

And the fan-women, or whatever they are called, need to stop seeking me out. I lose brainpower anytime I even hear them speak.