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magic, 100% magic

I’ve always wondered where does glitter come from? … How do they make it?…

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blog switch

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FMAB does breasts right.

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands. 

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

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Good luck with your son, he’s definitely changed. Hurt a human girl pretty bad.

i’m so sorry for him

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honerva drew her hand back and looked at it with a mix of surprise and a little fear. she stumbled back, fury fading quickly. “i’m so sorry.” she tried to say quickly.

"what the hell are you doing?" honerva demanded. she would've crossed her arms but currently she held a small infant who looked sort of like a baby lotor, but with brown hair and skin like honerva's. "i'm getting anons like crazy saying you've gone back to hurting people? what the fuck did i miss?" ~the-official-honerva

@the-official-honerva“It’s nothing of your concern..” He hissed out, looking down at the baby. He looked down at the child with a hint of jealousy and envy, crossing his arms across his chest.

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as soon as the words ‘filthy half-breeds’ left lotor’s mouth, honerva hissed and slapped him. 

"what the hell are you doing?" honerva demanded. she would've crossed her arms but currently she held a small infant who looked sort of like a baby lotor, but with brown hair and skin like honerva's. "i'm getting anons like crazy saying you've gone back to hurting people? what the fuck did i miss?" ~the-official-honerva

@the-official-honerva“It’s nothing of your concern..” He hissed out, looking down at the baby. He looked down at the child with a hint of jealousy and envy, crossing his arms across his chest.

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blog switch

starting monday, i will be on a new blog called @theofficial-honerva so please follow me thereif you still want to interact with me

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So since Mark Hamill is the king of voicing amazing evil characters, I have the headcanon that after the Battle of Endor part of Luke’s job for the alliance was making voice calls to various moffs and other ranking imperials pretending to be a recording of the Emperor saying THEY were in charge of the Empire if he died and letting the infighting speed up the imperial collapse.

Luke: Urgh, Leia, do I really have to do this?

Leia: I’m sorry Luke, you’re just too good at sounding evil.

Luke: Fiiiiine. *puts on incredibly evil voice* Hello, Grand Moff…

Han: *whispers* That is just freaky.

Chewie: *nods*

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Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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I spend a fair amount of time teaching women to kick men in the balls, and I’ve learned that this activity tends to generate controversy. Here, according to actual adults who have actually said these things to me, are some reasons you should not kick a guy in the balls:

1. It will make him angry.

I should hope so. I’m not sending him a friend request. If I kick him hard enough, there’s a good chance I’ll render him unable to act upon his anger. That’s my goal. His feelings are his problem.

2. It will make him hurt you worse.

Statistics say otherwise. And anyway, he’s already demonstrated his desire to hurt me. Why should I give him carte blanche to decide how much he’s going to hurt me? I’d rather be an active participant in that decision-making process.

3. Groin kicks aren’t really that devastating; I’ve seen lots of guys get hit in the balls and it hardly fazed them.

This response (almost universally from men) is so common I’ve come to think of it as “groinsplaining”—you can see it many of the YouTube comments in the videos linked above. These people rarely volunteer to demonstrate their own iron balls in a real kicking situation, but they confidently assert that men in general can shrug off all kinds of damage to the groin. All I can say is, I’ve seen two-year-olds take down grown men via the groin, and toddlers don’t even have any training. I do. I like my odds.

4. We shouldn’t be teaching people how to kick men in the balls; we should be teaching men not to do anything that would make us have to kick them in the balls.

Hey, that’s a great idea! Do you have a detailed, research-based plan for teaching all men everywhere to behave themselves all the time? And do you have funding for your efforts, and buy-in from politicians and community leaders, and a network of trained, experienced instructors who can effect this change? If not, better get started on your grant proposal. In the meantime, I’ll just be over here teaching people how to kick guys in the balls. That’s what I do.

5. Telling people they should kick an assailant in the balls is the same as telling victims who didn’t kick their assailant in the balls that they did something wrong.

No, it isn’t. It’s a practical way to reduce the number of future victims by giving them more viable options to disrupt and survive an assault.

Fact: We have the power to damage the bodies of men who try to hurt us. You’re saying we shouldn’t let people use that power. I’m offering people more choices; you’re trying to take them away.

6. Kicking a guy in the balls just makes the world a more violent place.

Maybe, in the short term. But if it stops him from killing someone, or putting them in the hospital, isn’t that a net win for non-violence? The Dalai Lama thinks so.

One in four women will have good reason to kick a guy in the balls at some point in her life. Luckily, it’s not rocket science. Anyone can do it! And ball-kicking’s efficacy is beyond dispute, as the men of MMA so nobly helped us illustrate here. Gentlemen, if any of you are reading this, and conscious: Cheers, and get well soon (the non-wife-beaters among you, anyway).

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growling even further when lotor clled nova a that, she withdrew and set the child down a few feet away, then stomped up to lotor. every step she took, power rose around. power of both dark and light, oriande and the twisted effects of haggar’s treatment, power. despite her smaller size, she lifted her chin and stared lotor in the eye, every few seconds they flickered from the yellow of haggar to honerva’s normal, then to pure white, and back again. “you should care what i think because i’m one of the few who believes you can still change. every time i turn, you go back to how you were, and yet i still believe you can be better than you have, while everyone else turns tail and runs for the hills.” emotion filled her voice, and she growled. “and i couldn’t control my own thoughts back then, i couldn’t because everything was crumbling around me and i made a fool’s mistake, but i will not project that mistake onto nova, nor her brother, and i don’t want you to do that either.”

"what the hell are you doing?" honerva demanded. she would've crossed her arms but currently she held a small infant who looked sort of like a baby lotor, but with brown hair and skin like honerva's. "i'm getting anons like crazy saying you've gone back to hurting people? what the fuck did i miss?" ~the-official-honerva

@the-official-honerva“It’s nothing of your concern..” He hissed out, looking down at the baby. He looked down at the child with a hint of jealousy and envy, crossing his arms across his chest.

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“it certainlyis.” honerva hissed back. she followed his gaze to the baby and sighed. “yes, right, i haven’t told you.it’s been awhile, this is nova, your half sister.” she said quickly, mainly annoyed. “i would’ve introduced you two at a later date, and osirus but he’s still at the daycare, when things were more relaxed, but seriously? it seems every time i feel confident you’ve changed, you go back to doing this!” she waved at everything. 

"what the hell are you doing?" honerva demanded. she would've crossed her arms but currently she held a small infant who looked sort of like a baby lotor, but with brown hair and skin like honerva's. "i'm getting anons like crazy saying you've gone back to hurting people? what the fuck did i miss?" ~the-official-honerva

@the-official-honerva“It’s nothing of your concern..” He hissed out, looking down at the baby. He looked down at the child with a hint of jealousy and envy, crossing his arms across his chest.

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If my FBI agent dies, could I attend their funeral? Or if I die would they attend my funeral?

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he yipped excitedly

Another rift had opened up and a young Galra had stumbled and fallen through it. She was losing blood quickly and her vision was diminishing. “H-hel-lp.” She stuttered out before passing out. -officialgalraluna

honerva had been looking over the rift, checking its stability and testing the quintessence when the girl had appeared. she backed up a bit to study her over, before rushing to one of her cabinets and pulling a jar of her healing mixture out. scooping a handful out, she wiped away some of the blood to find the source and placed the handful of the healing quintessence on there, hoping that the girl being unconscious would make her not feel the burn of the mixture. she held the quintessence on there for a long tick before drawing her hand back and examining the wound.

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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growling lightly, mayonaka tried to nip at the tail, then scrambled up to pounce on her again.

Another rift had opened up and a young Galra had stumbled and fallen through it. She was losing blood quickly and her vision was diminishing. “H-hel-lp.” She stuttered out before passing out. -officialgalraluna

honerva had been looking over the rift, checking its stability and testing the quintessence when the girl had appeared. she backed up a bit to study her over, before rushing to one of her cabinets and pulling a jar of her healing mixture out. scooping a handful out, she wiped away some of the blood to find the source and placed the handful of the healing quintessence on there, hoping that the girl being unconscious would make her not feel the burn of the mixture. she held the quintessence on there for a long tick before drawing her hand back and examining the wound.

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“well, i’m not sure how to become a better person but if you’re afraid you’re going to act like an asshole, perhaps think over your decision before you do something?”

*stumbles out a really really random rift* Great, now I'm lost..? I think I took the wrong rift... Where the quiznak am I?! ~taylor-iel

honerva didn’t even bat an eye at this point. not even looking up from her datapad, she just hummed. “you’re in the past. i’ll send you back home in a bit.” 

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