the-next-hokage-in-line-a

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

THEME [24] CRIMSON HUNTER by YUKOKI

✄ LIVE PREVIEW #1 | LIVE PREVIEW #2 | STATIC PREVIEW | VIEW CODE ✄

400px(med posts)/500px(big posts)

2 columns: 250px

4 custom links

54 colour options

Visible tags

Font Awesome Icons

Show captions option

Music player option

Please like/reblog if you’re using the theme! :)

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

My muse randomly appeared with animal features! Send a:

-🐱 to find my muse with cat ears and tail

-🐯 to find my muse with big cat ears and tail

-🐶 to find my muse with dog ears and tail

-🐺 to find my muse with wolf ears and tail

-🦊 to find my muse with fox ears and tail

-🐰 to find my muse with bunny ears and tail

-🐮 to find my muse with cow ears/horns and tail

-🐏 to find my muse with sheep ears/horns and tail

-🕊️ to find my muse with bird wings and tail

-🐊 to find my muse with a reptilian tail

-🦇 to find my muse with bat ears and wings

-🦋 to find my muse with butterfly/moth wings and antennae

-🦌 to find my muse with deer ears/antlers and tail

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

((please reblog this as silent permission for me to rp with you.))

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

Send “📱” For a text conversation between our muses!

using this generator! 

if you can’t see the emoji, send ‘text!’ instead!

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

Send me, “I just hope you’ll pick up even if it’s 2 or 3.” for my muse’s reaction to yours asking if they would be there for them no matter what time of day.

for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

“Shit my friends have said” Starter Meme

i am… the plungemaster 

he eats pussy like a starving lesbian

i just had a Lunchable and i’m on top of the fucking world right now

‘twas my bum

you should throw that pomegranate against the wall

just go back into the basement, you gremlin

i’m gonna put ‘will eat pussy for a place to sleep tonight’ in my tinder bio

what does “raw me” mean?

remember how Spongebob made a sweater out of eyelashes? what if you made one out of pubes?

you look like a dick-licking smurf

why don’t you go choke on a hot dog

you’re one of those mustard whores, aren’t you?

no, but you’re a ketchup slut

do you think Hulk’s pubes are green?

that joke gave me depression

i don’t think i could ever boil my nipples

i’m gonna Naruto this bitch

wow, the gays outnumber the straights tonight 

peen so hard, hard hard peen

Thanksgiving is a sport, and wine is my religion

suck my cuteass dick

sorry, no zombies will be allowed at my wedding

i argued with him for 20 minutes about a chupacabra not being real before i realized he was talking about a capybara 

i’m naming my first son epiglottal

the list of things i wouldn’t do for a funnel cake is very short

he sent me a picture of onion rings and i can’t have any so he’s dead to me 

i will not be marginalized as a non-mango eater

i wish i could go back in time before you said that

instructions not clear, dick stuck in a toaster. send help.

how can you betray vin diesel like this?

don’t you type in that tone at me

that is honestly incredible in its sheer gayness

maybe you emit a certain frequency that only fuckbois can hear

that egotistical, small-dicked, chicken fried fuck

is no one questioning why you were under the table sucking dick at a family event?

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

@hinoshi-the-dragon : [x]

Hinoshi smiled widely, he couldn’t believe someone would want to be friends with him! After all he is a shy fellow… Hinoshi had to look up when he talked to the other, but he had a big wide smile on him. “Yay! I never had a friend before…” he admitted, looking down rather sheepishly.

❝That's what I'm here for!❞

Takuma put a hand on Hinoshi's shoulder in a comforting way, chuckling lightly at the boy's excitement. Takuma barely had any friends himself to be completely honest, and knowing that he was able to make someone’s day by accepting their friend request made him happy.

❝I won't lie to you, buddy, I've only got around three friends myself; one is this hyperactive kid that is intent on taking the Hokage position from me, one is a fired up dork from the Hidden Cloud, and the other is the younger brother of Daichi's team member!❞

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

Send “🛒” for our muses to go shopping together!

(If you cannot see the emoji, send “Shopping”.)

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

Confessions!

Blab: Three secrets I’m keeping. Mwah: Three people I’d like to kiss. Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive. Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered. Doing: Three habits that I have. Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you. Shh: Three things I wouldn’t want my parents to know Dream: Three wishes I have. Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

🐈

@hinoshi-the-dragon

Send 🐈 to find my muses room full of cats! [ ACCEPTING ]

❝I DON’T KNOW WHO DID THIS, BUT WHEN I FIND YOU YOU’RE GOING TO REGRET IT!❞

Takuma raced around his room frantically as he chased a particularly feisty kitten, his arms outstretched and his hands opened as he prepared to scoop the little ball of fur up in his hands. So far, he’s managed to catch about three or four of the little creatures and has placed them in a large cardboard box, some of them struggling to crawl their way out to continue their mischief. 

❝WHOEVER DID THIS IS AN ASSHOLE! FUCK, I HATE CATS! WHY COULDN’T THEY BE PUPPIES?!❞

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

“Wanna be friends?” A strange ten year old comes up to the other, tilting his head. He looks rather sad and lonely.

❝Friends?❞

Takuma looks at the younger boy, his height leaving him to look down at him a little; he had no idea who this person was that just approached him but he didn’t think it would be very nice if he just refused, especially considering the expression they held on their face clear as day.

❝You know what? Sure! Let’s be friends!❞

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

My muse has died. Send “dead but not gone” for your muse to run into my muse’s ghost.

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

Send “(ง'̀-'́)ง🎤” for our muses to get into a rap battle!

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

❛  somebody  hurt  you ?   …   who ?  ❜ --@coup-dhashirama

@coup-dhashirama

╰    *   ❤   DEADPOOL   2   SENTENCE   STARTERS . [ ACCEPTING ]

❝It’s not a big deal, I promise.❞

Takuma sat on the edge of the riverbank, one leg bent and pulled towards his chest while the other lay flat out on the ground. He was skipping stones at the moment, relishing in the way that some would bounce across the water’s surface before sinking into the blue abyss. His mind was clouded with his racing thoughts though he was thankful for the presence of the older man.

❝There are some things that are out of our control, y'know? She didn’t mean to do it… Hell, she didn’t want to do it. Fuck…❞

Another stone was thrown at the river, but this time the force behind it sent it straight down to the bottom.

❝She shouldn’t have died! She was too young! I was a stupid kid, and I should’ve trained more. Maybe if I had been stronger she wouldn’t have died!❞

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

💌

@coup-dhashirama​

Send “💌” to find a love letter my muse wrote confessing their feelings to your muse or someone else! [ ACCEPTING ]

His pen moved across the sheet of paper as if it were the last thing he would ever do; his handwriting was messy and quickly scrawled almost as if he feared it being read, though his intentions with the paper were much different.

It was a crush.

He felt odd about it knowing damn well that nothing would come of it; this man was not only far too popular with the village and every person in it but he was also very close to two others that may not agree with how he was feeling.

Why did it have to be the first Hokage?

Dear Hashirama,

I can’t really explain what it is that I’m feeling right now but I’m hoping that things will be clearer after I’ve written this all down in a note. Will you see this? Maybe not, but it’s nice to vent like this even though my handriting handwriting is kinda shitty bad.

I think the issue right now is that I’ve known for a little while what it is that I’m feeling, but my own stupidity got in the way of letting me see it. It’s like someone took my glasses from me or some shit crap and I was left to stumble around like a plind blind idiot.Which sucks, considering the last time that my glasses were actually stolen I fell into the lake that’s right by my house and nearly drowned. 

The point that I’m trying to make here is that I’ve never really had feelings like this before for someone, and now that I’m having them, I’m afraid of confesing confessing them because I’m not sure I’ll like the answer. I know, I usually come off as really confident but I’m absolutely terrified right now.

I think I’m in love.

- Takuma 

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

Send 🐈 to find my muses room full of cats!

Alternatively send 🐈 reverse for my muse to walk into your muses room to find a bunch of cats!

[the-next-hokage-in-line-a]

Send “reprogrammed” for a starter where my muse has amnesia and has been tricked into thinking that they work for the villain(s).