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In a dorm. We don't have a kitchen.

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Scorbunny, Sobble and Grookey icons that anyone is welcome to use for profile pics and stuff as long as there’s some credit! :3 

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Toilets really do feel like save points, especially on drunken nights

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@hazel0217 JoJo no Hero Academia

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user 1: omg what if trees made oxygen that we can breathe

user 2: Omg hahahaha *tags five people*

user 3: *rupaul drag race gif*

user 4: Actually, this really happens! Trees release oxygen when they use energy from sunlight to make glucose from carbon dioxide and water. Like all plants, trees also use oxygen when they split glucose back down to release energy to power their metabolisms. Source

user 5: This is why i have Tumblr. Thank you science side tumblr.

user 6: If there is ever a day where I dont reblog this then execute me

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Dadsplaining: Video Game Edition

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For those complaining about “Too Many Fire Emblem Characters in Smash Ultimate”

thank you for coming to my ted talk youre wrong

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You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

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How bold of you to assume Marth was ugly to begin with

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

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COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME

DISTANT SPARKS CALL TO A PAST STILL UNNAMED

BEAR THIS TORCH AGAINST THE COLD OF THE NIGHT

SEARCH YOUR SOUL AND REAWAKEN THE UNDYING LIGHT

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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

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when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

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That’s right binches, as you can see from that blurry ass picture 1,032 made the mistake of following this blog, and to honour that I’m doing a giveaway where y’all have a chance to get some crap great prizes like these:

WOAH! Any of that take your fancy? Well 5 winners have the chance to win them in a raffle to celebrate the 1000+ feat! “But Alpine when’s the deadline?” you ask, well my boi the:

 That’s right, August 13th 2018, All you gotta do to take part is follow the rules below!

RULES:

+ You’ve got to be following me (of course), but new followers are welcome to join! (However giveaway blogs better scram)

+  like and reblogs count as an entry, so reblogging can increase you chances (but like please be moderate with this)

+ The 5 winners will be randomly selected on the deadline probably the morning I wake up (because I’ve literally forgotten timezones) and you will be notified through tumblr messenger if you’ve won!

+ Winners will have up to 24 hours to respond to my message otherwise another person will be chosen to take their place!

+ Not much of the rule but if you are chosen you can request other ocs than splatoon ocs, as long as it’s nothing too complicated like a detailed mecha

Best of luck to anyone who enters!

If you’re reading this little jumbled mess of a message at the end I just want to thank y’all for like 1000+ followers because like lasjkfhdgsjkfjlk let’s be real my content here is a mess from serious to meme, my art schedule is spotty and I don’t even rp anymore, but like I have to genuinely thank you all for actually giving my blog support because it’s been so helpful to me actually fking grow my art and been a comfort place while I tried to work out who I was, like when I joined almost 3yrs back splatoon was my first fandom and I had no idea what  I was doing with some pencils and paper, but since then I have met such kind and funny people who made me feel welcome, always listened, and taught me so many things to slowly improve my art and get it to a stage I’m happy with, and although I’ve not been too involved with the community much I just really want to thank all of you for literally giving me a good few years and hope to a few more (god that sounds fking cringey but you get the point, just thank you all)

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Why Did They Come?