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wtll I likr sawj medkits gun like sayinf something abouh skibidi llevel 100 maxxers or smth and I was like wow omh I need to be alivw tou and tham I alibe and I thinj thats how it goes or me just alife just becaue

hrllo hi itd me your slingshot Im slingshot's slingshot thars mw yep howj you doin ownerj

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"Mrrr?" -> The cafe owner looks up from what he's doing, his tail swishing back and forth. He didn't... Really seemed phased by this. "Oh! My slingshot! I didn't know you came to life..."

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yes I'm alvr just recently like ib 2763 half earth tilts agu and woe Im shocken yo not suprised or smth but it ok

hrllo hi itd me your slingshot Im slingshot's slingshot thars mw yep howj you doin ownerj

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"Mrrr?" -> The cafe owner looks up from what he's doing, his tail swishing back and forth. He didn't... Really seemed phased by this. "Oh! My slingshot! I didn't know you came to life..."

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oh oh!! there's likr medkit's gun, medkit's medkit, subspace's tripmine.... and uh..... banhammer's hammer..! this isn't a gear but scythes right..? wait was it left? hand or arm... I forgor!- and boombox's boombox!! and hyperlaser's railgun!!

"Is this really... original Slingshot's.. well, slingshot? Thats.. weirdly nice!"

-@cozyshotthecomfy

yep thars me!! the one and only!!!1 its not nicw its more awesum!! wait who you??? why you look like owner??

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another versiob of owner??????? soo confuzinh!! interestinf?? and of course I talkj because I can!1 gears usuallty dont act like lifeforms! so unnatural!

"Is this really... original Slingshot's.. well, slingshot? Thats.. weirdly nice!"

-@cozyshotthecomfy

yep thars me!! the one and only!!!1 its not nicw its more awesum!! wait who you??? why you look like owner??

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"Is this really... original Slingshot's.. well, slingshot? Thats.. weirdly nice!"

-@cozyshotthecomfy

yep thars me!! the one and only!!!1 its not nicw its more awesum!! wait who you??? why you look like owner??

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beeb beeb flop guh glub BEEEP

[explodes]

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Slingshot when reader

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"MORE SENTIENT GEARS... PECULIAR."

-@subspaces-tripmine

hrllo!1! yoir tripmine righy! nicr tp meat you!1!

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bug bub buh

i don't know how to live really do I follow others or make my own path, but do I care for things like "friendship"? will anyone wanna be friends with me, just one is enough do people think I'm weird?. or is it weird that it is a different type of cool? do I like being lonely or do I like having company? I'll just go where my heart tells me. just speak the truth I'll still trust you if you wont say about about yourselve.

whut? oh rifht bazk to beibg silly!

buh buh buh

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yea have been a hobby of mine since I was created! and I was created like 4 hour ago or something close to that

did you know? an friendless scientist its called an "subspace" AHAHHAHHA!!

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"Is this supposed to be for Subspace? Rather pathetic of you to insult him directly to his face."

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thats where your wrong because of him just existing the world has been dead ever since/silly

did you know? an friendless scientist its called an "subspace" AHAHHAHHA!!

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"Is this supposed to be for Subspace? Rather pathetic of you to insult him directly to his face."

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well creepy horn lady- miss pulse you see I was expecting subspace but you came outta nowhere

did you know? an friendless scientist its called an "subspace" AHAHHAHHA!!

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"Is this supposed to be for Subspace? Rather pathetic of you to insult him directly to his face."

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AAAAAaH- creepy horn lady!!

did you know? an friendless scientist its called an "subspace" AHAHHAHHA!!

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"Is this supposed to be for Subspace? Rather pathetic of you to insult him directly to his face."

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people can do that?????- that's sound cool? you havent been going to work- thats a lot of thinfs to keep in my non existent brain!, "salty" sounds like its yummy! and one of your pastries!??? I would love too!

....oh

i cant eat silly me! anyways fun? what's fun.... does slingshotting people with my "bullets" count as a hobby? OH- we havent done an proper greeting yet!

hello slingshot I'm slingshot?- no slingshot's slingshot! yea

hewo slingshot!1!!1!

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" Hey there!! Hold up- "

" Is- "

" Is my gear alive now?! "

" .. COOL! Wonder if Skate's and Box's gears suddenly came to life aswell.. then again maybe its for the best the skateboard isnt- "

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woah that sounds... so cool! I cant wait do to normal people things!1!! does food taste like food? what cab be a hobby!also have you got a new haircut? you look different! or my eyes is lying to me! wait I know..... have you been going to the gym? awesum?

hewo slingshot!1!!1!

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" Hey there!! Hold up- "

" Is- "

" Is my gear alive now?! "

" .. COOL! Wonder if Skate's and Box's gears suddenly came to life aswell.. then again maybe its for the best the skateboard isnt- "

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now that I am alive!!

.......

what do?

what do "living lifeforms" regularly du :3?

hewo slingshot!1!!1!

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" Hey there!! Hold up- "

" Is- "

" Is my gear alive now?! "

" .. COOL! Wonder if Skate's and Box's gears suddenly came to life aswell.. then again maybe its for the best the skateboard isnt- "

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HELLO SLINGSHOT HELLOOOO

here have a white kitten :3

kitty Kat oh my gosh :3 wait- sadly I cant take care of this wonderful kat..... D: sorry anon dude