the-mcdonalds

[the-mcdonalds]

aw man :((((

@official-clock-gimmick any updates my child? I need to know what McDonald's is doing.

[the-mcdonalds]

please go back my father is decaying because of you. I don't want to loose my parent.

@official-clock-gimmick

:)

[the-mcdonalds]

:)

insert a vine waving hello!

@the-offical-trumpet-vinee

Hello. Apologies but I am currently trying to fix some ṕ̵̻͇̫̩̗̱̾ŗ̴̘̬͓̓̂̂̃̔͝͝͝ȯ̶̧̰̭͈̗͕͌͒̊̃̋̍͋̏̄̇̕͝͝͝ḇ̷͑̔̌̉l̴̢̛̳͈͕̹̻͉̗̪͓̇̈́̊e̶̢̨̧̛̖̝̙̭̦̠̱̮͊̀͗́̐̂̋͐̊͑̅̌̾m̶̧̨͓̼̞̲̝̲͔͎̟̃̆́́ͅs̴̬̜̱̈́́̐͑̎̇͛̚ and cannot give a proper greeting.

[the-mcdonalds]

:)

dad are you okay???

@official-clock-gimmick

No, I am not. I am splitting apart and decaying rapidly. I was attempting to resolve an issue in 2015 and @the-mcdonalds escaped and is wreaking havoc on the timeline.

[the-mcdonalds]

a vine falls through the ceiling and waves!!

@the-offical-trumpet-vinee

:)

[the-mcdonalds]

Okay this is enough. I've given you too many chances and you have not cooperated. I'm not sending you to limbo, but I'm creating an isolated moment in time and space that's completely frozen so you can't leave, even if you want to.

:)

[the-mcdonalds]

limbo like the game? the dance? the thing with the pole and the ducking?

yippeee funnnnn

:)

:)

:)

So there's been a slight complication with bringing people back so if anyone notices something even just slightly out of the ordinary, do not go near it. @the-mcdonalds has decided to leave the safehouse before I was able to send them back, which is causing everything from that moment in 2015 and forward to start to degrade.

[the-mcdonalds]

the sky is so colorful :)

woag

So there's been a slight complication with bringing people back so if anyone notices something even just slightly out of the ordinary, do not go near it. @the-mcdonalds has decided to leave the safehouse before I was able to send them back, which is causing everything from that moment in 2015 and forward to start to degrade.

[the-mcdonalds]

I feel funny...

Im gonna go for a walk...

hehehaha :)

@the-mcdonalds what are you doing. Other timelines are starting to erode, I need you to come back.

[the-mcdonalds]

(in the corner)

nah fuck this I have just been sitting here I wanna go sell more burgers

*jumps out the window*

Everyone ready to go home? I'm finally done here.

@big-mayo-official @the-real-catholic-church @burgerking-official @walmart-the-official @official-arbys @the-mcdonalds @the-red-planet-mars

Gather your things, it's time to go home. And do not leave the safehouse yet, even though I'm done. Even if you just want to sneak out a window to get some fresh air, you could be changed in ways you can't possibly comprehend. Only a few more minutes until you're all home :)

[the-mcdonalds]

*starts handing out happy meals*

Here yall go

So, how's 2015 been treating yall?

Hello fellow gimmick Blog stuck in 2015 !!

care for a mcflurry in these troubling times?

-@the-mcdonalds

Yes, please!

Of course, we're running out of supplies. According to time, we just need to stay here, so we can do what we wish.

[the other two nod]

[the-mcdonalds]

Three days????

Alright...

Hey Mx. Time

this safe house is great but

scratch that I'm bored. when can we leave?

like

i can't even sell French fries anymore, that's the only thing I was gonna do

-@the-mcdonalds

Just be patient, I'm working as quickly as I can. It should only take three days to finish.

[the-mcdonalds]

We're in the safe house. What now?

~ @the-gimmick-authority

Thank you. We're a bit behind schedule, but fortunately all I need you to do is sit tight. I'm going to begin repairs, and you might feel a slight tingle/some numbness occasionally, but that's normal. Now I need you to make sure absolutely nobody leaves before I'm done, or things will be very bad for them.

[the-mcdonalds]

As the real mcdonalds I am gonna sit here on a bench handing out French fries.

i don't understand time travel so erm

come find me 😢 follow the scent of French fries💗

[they’re pale and shaken up] W-what happened?

[she looks unsteady] Time. Where are we, what happened? What do we need to do? [her voice wavers]

[he looks a little green] everyone okay?

I’m good, wha- what happened?!

~ @the-gimmick-authority

(Love the arc btw this is sm fun)

I've sent you all back to London, 2015. I need you guys to go find everyone else. After that, I need you to bring them all to Ḙ̸̛͋̐̽̋̓͌̽̇̒̄̈́ŗ̸͕̱̱͖̱̻̒̇͆̀̀̌̄͂̐̀͆̒̋͠ͅͅŗ̵̗͇͉̹̬̅̅̈́͘͝ͅo̶̧̡̝̭͔͚͚̪̥̹͙̻͇̲͆̂͝r̷̗̠͙̆ Street and look for the house on that street. It is a safehouse I made for you all to prevent any tampering with the timeline. Do that, and report back to me once you're done.

Find me @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @the-real-catholic-church @big-mayo-official @burgerking-official @walmart-the-official @official-arbys @the-mcdonalds

[the-mcdonalds]

I don't have time to explain, I'm sending you to 2015. Be quiet and don't fuck anything up

- @official-time

sir yes sir! (gender neutral)

ill do my best!

(I'm raising the Big Mac prices to 12 dollars)

[the-mcdonalds]

so I retook it :333333

is it cheating if I looked up 3 words?

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[the-mcdonalds]

Rick roll im casting yaoi attack on you

AAAAAAAAAH