the-lesser-of-two-weevils

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma

incredible stuff

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

Worf and his neverending battle with doors

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

I didn't go into this as much in my last post b/c it's tangential to the point I was making but it really is funny to me how fandom people are so much more insane with their hornyness than everyone else. Like before I got into fandom shit I thought I was a very horny person. One day I gave one of my friends who reads a lot of m/m (but is attracted to women) access to my NSFW Twitter and she said she had to unfollow because it was "boring". What do you mean boring??? How are fat titties and assess boring??? Would you get bored of watching the sunset? Bored of The Mona Lisa??? Bored of Beethoven's 5th????? What level of gooning are you people on!!!!!!

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

my prayers have been answered

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

Did y'all know caddisfly larvae could swim? I sure didn't.

Reddit video credit: u/London_Darger

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from the toilet and grabbed Musk by the scruff to throw him out, the SpaceX founder having barged in through the slightly ajar door, sat at his feet, stared into his eyes, and loudly whined. Full Story

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

Happy snow sausage

(via)

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

Encyrtid nugget wasp on a pine needle, if you needed to know how small this lass is 🧡

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

Tomorrow Never Dies really came out about 20 years too early didn't it

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

Tom Paris is so hilarious because he's a "cool" character written by the kind of people who write Star Trek, so it's just like "What are cool people into?" "Uh...fast cars! Rock & roll! Pool! Pizza! Black and white sci-fi adventure serials! Uh...19th century whaling ships! Quaint Irish villages!" "Are you sure about those last ones?" "What are you saying they're *not* cool?" "Okay, fair point"

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

"Kamala only lost because she's a black woman" Biden is a white man and he would have lost even worse. Kamala lost because her campaign was ass and the administration she is a part of is immensely unpopular. Maybe it has less to do with "the US not being ready for a woman president" and more with her saying "I wouldn't have done anything different" about a president hated by most of the country, just a thought.

[the-lesser-of-two-weevils]

liberal political parties will be like "you believe in having principles? that pales in comparison to my strategy, running an effective and competent electoral campaign and appealing to voters" and then run a dog shit political campaign that nobody likes