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As we all know. The Trojans are living in a sports anime, the Foxes are in Riverdale (enjoying the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of collegiate exy), and Jean Moreau is y/n in a My mom sold me to One Direction fanfic

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Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before

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DOCTOR WHO | 1.08: EMPIRE OF DEATH + Tumblr & Reddit Reactions

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Joan of Exy

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Light answers a tough question

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a man can only have so many issues. it is just a phone.

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imagine youre a teenager and one day you decide to steal a car because it looks fast and sleek and you want to travel on the road. so you go on a trip in your stolen car and you love it so much that you dedicate your life to the road. you spend your years travelling, visiting new places and picking up hitchhikers, all in the same car you stole, which at this point has become old and run down and needs refurbishing every now and then, but you never replace it because you live in this car now and it's your home. at one point your actual house was demolished and your family members are dead. the people you've hooked up with in your car have broken up with you and gone away. youve changed many times as a person, but your shitty car has stayed the same, the one constant in your hectic life. it's the last one of its model after they stopped manifacturing it: that's how old it is. then one day, your car suddenly breaks down in the middle of the road. you go out to get help and find a lady who weirdly knows all about you. she knows all the places youve been to and the people youve gone there with. as you talk with her more, you begin to realize that, somehow, the soul of your car—the one that's sitting broken outside—has transferred into the body of a human woman. your car is alive and now speaking to you, and she remembers all the moments you two have spent together, every word youve told her when you thought you were alone, every desire and complaint youve expressed to her in the middle of the night. your car is speaking to you, and she tells you that however much you love her, she loves you equally back. that you never really stole her all those years ago because she wanted to travel with you, and she wouldn't change you for anyone else in the world. you speak with your living human car, and you realize that, hey, she's kind of funny actually, and you might be a little bit in love with her, and she might be a little bit in love with you. but the desert you're stuck in is also sentient and evil, so your human car dies in your arms in order for her soul to transfer back into the machine and drive you away. so now you're back on the road with your car the same as always, except now you know she's sentient and maybe has feelings for you, so you sometimes let go of the wheel and let her take you wherever she wants. that's what happened between the doctor and the tardis in that one episode

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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that is is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure.  Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

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everybody listen up. “the artful dodger” on hulu is awesome. it scratches this niche itch i never knew i had for a dickensian based 1850s colonial australian medical drama. it’s quirky. it’s fun. it takes a historical premise and then puts rock music over it and it just works. the cast is stellar, their chemistry is perfect, the acting is brilliant, the cinematography is lovely. i would easily and gladly take 5 seasons of it. it’s… dare i say… artful. yes i’ll see myself out now

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F1 as texts (Lewis to Ferrari Version)

+Bonus (Fernando with his life advice on how to deal w Ferrari)

this is how i cope

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Due to climate change we're now seeing silly season start in February instead of August, expect harsher conditions come summertime.

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"no matter what happens, we meet back here next year. all of us. right here." percy youre not gonna believe this

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There's youtubers, there's great youtubers, and then there's Tom Scott who says "I'm going to fly off into the sunset now" and then attaches himself to a helicopter and does exactly that

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Things that can defeat the tardis, apparently

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snow when katniss volunteered

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the new percy jackson tv show trailer looks amazing but more importantly they did what no man has ever been brave enough to do before; they took the ukulele out of riptide.

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now that his identity’s been confirmed, i can’t stop thinking about Nathalie overhearing all of Hawkmoth’s LOUD ASS monologues..