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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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Visit Norway!

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this really is the image of all time. its more than just a picture it's like a sister to me

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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

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GLaDOS learns about isopods

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I've never related to a human being more than Nicole Byer in this clip.

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Queuing this for January too.

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did you seriously just let it linger

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nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice

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once a youtube man has enough money his room slowly turns black and fills with shelves and glass cabinets. creating the visual illusion that he lives in a small glass box, like a terrarium for gamers.

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Australian fast food restaurants are fucking insane I mean neurodivergent

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"what if a dangerous man pretends to be trans to-" what if we actually dealt with the underlying causes of dangerous men. what if predators faced real consequences more often. what if you stopped using trans women as a proxy for your grievances with liberal feminism's individualist denial of the need to fight systemic issues.

what if you stopped assigning blame for patriarchy's evils to one of its more vulnerable victim groups.

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awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care