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Honestly that's exactly how Marklin has acted in the several times he and Rosie have been in prison.
I just thought of something
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LONDON PRISON
Edwin: So, what are you in for?
@the-island-of-quotes Marklin: murder. You?
Edwin: ….. I may or may have not been wrongly accused of vandalism.
Marklin: did it destroy private property?
Edwin: yeah. Turns out, you shouldn’t light illegal fireworks near flammable materials and gas.
Marklin: whistles
Edwin: also I spray painted yer mum jokes on the roof of a railway shed
Marklin: your mom jokes? Seriously?
Edwin: what? I didn’t graffiti dicks on building I have some class. Also mom jokes are funny.
Marklin: they’re not. They’re really not.
Marklin: what are you most known for around here?
Edwin: Who? Meee? Well. Lil’ ol’ me is known for his petty vandalism, theft, mischief and multiple accounts of disturbing the peace!
Marklin: nothing major huh?
Edwin: and aggravated assault while intoxicated but we don’t talk about that. Or any kind of assault, I have standards.
Marklin: ah. Ok then. Freak.
BELL RINGS
Edwin: Welp! Nice knowing you Fred but hey, that’s my que to go. See ya around
EDWIN WHIPS OUT THE CELL KEY, UNLOCKES THE DOOR, RELOCKS IT, AND WALKS DOWN THE HALL
Marklin: ……Oh that sly dog.
Officer: HEY! WHERES HALL??
Officer 2: What? It’s over there!
Officer: NOT HALLWAY DUMBASS! Prisoner Hall!! The one guy with piss eyes!
Officer 2: Oh! Uh, how’d we lose him?
Officer: I DONT KNOW!
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I just love how right you got Marklin's character.
I just thought of something
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LONDON PRISON
Edwin: So, what are you in for?
@the-island-of-quotes Marklin: murder. You?
Edwin: ….. I may or may have not been wrongly accused of vandalism.
Marklin: did it destroy private property?
Edwin: yeah. Turns out, you shouldn’t light illegal fireworks near flammable materials and gas.
Marklin: whistles
Edwin: also I spray painted yer mum jokes on the roof of a railway shed
Marklin: your mom jokes? Seriously?
Edwin: what? I didn’t graffiti dicks on building I have some class. Also mom jokes are funny.
Marklin: they’re not. They’re really not.
Marklin: what are you most known for around here?
Edwin: Who? Meee? Well. Lil’ ol’ me is known for his petty vandalism, theft, mischief and multiple accounts of disturbing the peace!
Marklin: nothing major huh?
Edwin: and aggravated assault while intoxicated but we don’t talk about that. Or any kind of assault, I have standards.
Marklin: ah. Ok then. Freak.
BELL RINGS
Edwin: Welp! Nice knowing you Fred but hey, that’s my que to go. See ya around
EDWIN WHIPS OUT THE CELL KEY, UNLOCKES THE DOOR, RELOCKS IT, AND WALKS DOWN THE HALL
Marklin: ……Oh that sly dog.
Officer: HEY! WHERES HALL??
Officer 2: What? It’s over there!
Officer: NOT HALLWAY DUMBASS! Prisoner Hall!! The one guy with piss eyes!
Officer 2: Oh! Uh, how’d we lose him?
Officer: I DONT KNOW!
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My Thomas: *Falls back to avoid being stabbed*
Rosie: *Whips out second gun* Duel wielding mothafuckas!
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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My Thomas: *Whips out another yo-yo* Rosie: Where the fuck do you keep getting these yo-yo's!? Gold's Thomas: I am so confused. My Thomas: *Bounces yo-yo between Gold Thomas and Rosie's head ling a paddle ball*
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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Gold's Henry: *Grabs Chicken from the pile* Shut up.
Rose: *Spins gun on finger* And.... *Gunshot perfectly hitting inches away from Gold's Thomas while still spinning* Perfect aim!
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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Rosie: Ha! That was pathetic! You wanna see real damage? *Whips out gun* Edward: How about we put that away.
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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My Henry: Bro wtf!? We make jokes and shit but really??
My Edward: Eh he'll be fine.
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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My Thomas: Bro cant do shit so he tried to hire someone lmfao. Gold's Thomas: Where's My fucking knife.
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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My Thomas: What was that about yo-yo's being childish? Gold's Thomas: Hey Rosie do you do hired assasinations?
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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Emily: My head hurts so bad. My Thomas: I got this. *Whips out yo-yo and uses it to basically lasso the food together* Rosie: The inconsistency of how good you are with that yo-yo is baffeling.
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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Rosie: Alright just toss me some chicken and a soda. Edward: Alri- *bags exploded throwing food everywhere* Emily: I- wha- how!?
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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My Thomas: That sounds a lot like my James ngl. Gold's Thomas: Cool, couldn't care less, I got plenty going on in my life. My Thomas: *Cough* Emo *Cough*
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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Gordon: Alright shut the fuck up, here's your order, you've already paid through credit card, now get the fuck out of here because I am not paid enough for this shit.
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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Edward: You really think I'd forget to order drinks along with all of that?
Rosie: No one is going to question how he managed to smoke 2 ciggeretes at once?
My Thomas: .... I'll be right back.
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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My Thomas: Me too. Edward: Hey you guys are making my wallet cry right now. Rosie: So the natural next step is make us cry? Edward: You said it, not me.
Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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Sandwiches
Classic Chicken Sandwich
An extra crispy filet with premium pickles, mayo, on a brioche-style bun. (470-540 cal.)Chicken Little Combo2 Chicken Littles, a side of your choice, and a medium drink. (670-1210 cal.)Spicy Chicken Sandwich ComboGet your hands on our KFC Spicy Chicken Sandwich Combo! This combo includes our premium, all-white meat, Extra Crispy fried chicken sandwich, served with pickles and spicy sauce on a buttery brioche-style bun. Includes a side of your choice and medium drink. (720-1260 cal.)Spicy Chicken Sandwich + Nuggets Big Box MealOrder for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you and grab our Spicy Chicken Sandwich + Nuggets Box Meal! This box includes our premium, all-white meat, Extra Crispy fried chicken sandwich, plus your choice of side, medium drink and 5 of our 100% white meat, hand-breaded chicken nuggets. (940-1560 cal.)Classic Chicken Sandwich + Nuggets Big Box MealOrder for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you and grab our Classic Chicken Sandwich + Nuggets Box Meal! This box includes our premium, all-white meat, Extra Crispy fried chicken sandwich, plus your choice of side, medium drink and 5 of our 100% white meat, hand-breaded chicken nuggets. (910-1530 cal.)Chicken Littles Combo2 Chicken Littles available in Extra Crispy, a side of your choice, and a medium drink. (670-1190 cal.)Spicy Chicken SandwichEnjoy a premium, all-white meat, double-breaded, Extra Crispy chicken breast filet, served on a freshly-toasted buttery brioche bun, with crispy, thick pickles, and the perfect amount of the Colonel's spicy sauce. (620 cal.)Chicken LittleA Chicken Little sandwich. (300 cal.)Classic Chicken Sandwich ComboOur Classic Chicken Sandwich (An extra crispy filet with premium pickles, mayo, on a brioche-style bun), side of your choice, and medium drink of your choice. (540-1050 cal.)Chicken Littles Combo2 Chicken Littles available in Extra Crispy, Honey BBQ, Buffalo or Nashville Hot, a side of your choice, and a medium drink. (670-1190 cal.)Classic Chicken Sandwich ComboGet your hands on our KFC Classic Chicken Sandwich Combo! This combo includes our premium, all-white meat, Extra Crispy fried chicken sandwich, served with pickles and mayo on a buttery brioche-style bun. Includes a side of your choice and medium drink. (690-1230 cal.)Chicken LittleA Chicken Little available in Extra Crispy, Honey BBQ, Buffalo or Nashville Hot. (300-540 cal.)Chicken LittleA Chicken Little sandwich. (300-540 cal.)Spicy Chicken Sandwich ComboOur Spicy Chicken Sandwich (An extra crispy filet with premium pickles, spicy mayo, on a brioche-style bun), side of your choice, and medium drink of your choice. (540-1050 cal.)Spicy Chicken SandwichAn extra crispy filet with premium pickles, spicy mayo, on a brioche-style bun. (470-540 cal.)Classic Chicken SandwichEnjoy a premium, all-white meat, double-breaded, Extra Crispy chicken breast filet, served on a freshly-toasted buttery brioche bun, with crispy, thick pickles, and the perfect amount of the Colonel's mayo. (650 cal.)
Drinks
Tropical Passionfruit Sweet Lightning
For a limited time only, enjoy the sweet, refreshing flavor of Tropical Passionfruit with peach-and honey-flavored Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning. Only at Kentucky Fried Chicken! (220-680 cal.)LemonadePremium & refreshing sweet and tart blend of Lemonade that the Colonel loves. (250-810 cal.)Tropical Passionfruit Sweet TeaFor a limited time only, enjoy the sweet, refreshing flavor of Tropical Passionfruit with Colonel's Sweet Tea. Only at Kentucky Fried Chicken! (340-1090 cal.)Mountain Dew Sweet LightningMtn Dew Sweet Lightning is a peach and honey flavored DEW that is only available at KFC. (160-500 cal.)Sweet TeaPure cane sugar sweetened tea, brewed fresh all day, with KFC's own blend of tea leaves. (280-910 cal.)PepsiThe bold, refreshing, robust cola. Click to add to your meal. (250-810 cal.)Pepsi Zero SugarPepsi Zero Sugar has arrived, and it's exactly what it says it is: a bold and refreshing zero-calorie cola with maximum taste! (0 cal.)Mountain DewMtn Dew exhilarates and quenches thirst with its one of a kind citrus taste. (280-900 cal.)StarryA light and refreshing, caffeine-free, lemon-lime soda made with real sugar. Click to add to your meal. (240-780 cal.)Tropical Passionfruit StarryFor a limited time only, enjoy the sweet, refreshing flavor of Tropical Passionfruit and the crisp, clear burst of STARRY lemon-lime flavor. Caffeine-free. Only at Kentucky Fried Chicken! (300-960 cal.)
Family & Kids Meals
16 pc. Chicken Only
16 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy (2040-4800 cal.)12 pc. Chicken Only12 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (1380-3600 cal.)8 pc. Chicken MealHave dinner your way with our 8 Piece Fried Chicken Bucket Meal! This combo meal comes with our world famous chicken in the KFC recipe of your choice - along with 2 large sides and 4 buttery biscuits. Choose between our Variety Bucket (2 drums, 2 thighs, 2 breasts and 2 wings) or our all-dark meat Drum & Thigh Bucket (4 drums and 4 thighs). (2300-4800 cal.)16 pc. Tenders MealOrder now and get a meal fit for the entire family with our 16 Piece Extra Crispy Chicken Tenders Meal! This fried chicken tender meal features 16 of our Extra Crispy tenders, 4 sides of your choice, buttery biscuits and 8 dipping sauces. (5090-8010 cal.)8 pc. Chicken Only8 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (920-2400 cal.)12 pc. Chicken MealOrder online for delivery or pick up and get our 12 Piece Fried Chicken Bucket Meal at a KFC near you! Our 12-piece meal is prepared with the KFC recipe of your choice and includes 3 large sides and 6 buttery biscuits. Choose between our Variety Bucket (3 drums, 3 thighs, 3 breasts and 3 wings) or our all-dark meat Drum & Thigh Bucket (6 drums and 6 thighs). (3450-7200 cal.)12 pc. Tenders MealPerfect for dipping, our 12 Piece Extra Crispy Chicken Tenders Meal comes complete with 3 large sides of your choice, 6 dipping sauces and 6 buttery biscuits. (3820-6010 cal.)16 pc. Chicken MealHave a meal perfect for friends and family! This 16-piece combo includes our world famous chicken ? 4 drums, 4 thighs, 4 breasts and 4 wings ? in the KFC recipe of your choice, 4 large sides and 8 buttery biscuits. Order for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you. (4600-9600 cal.)8 pc. Tenders MealEnjoy 8 of our Extra Crispy fried chicken tenders, 2 large sides of your choice, 4 buttery biscuits and 4 dipping sauces. (2370-3490 cal.)Fill Up BoxIf you're looking for your next easy dinner idea, KFC has you covered with our all-new Fill Up Box. This chicken dinner deal includes 4 pieces of our mouthwatering fried chicken, 12 of our 100% white meat chicken nuggets, a side of our crispy Secret Recipe French Fries, 4 buttery, buttermilk biscuits and 4 dipping sauces of your choice - all at a great price! Enjoy this convenient meal when ordering online for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you. (2600-3630 cal.)
Sides, Sweets, Sauces
Cole Slaw
Freshly prepared in restaurant with cabbage, carrots, onion, and our signature dressing. (170-640 cal.)BiscuitOur warm, buttery, southern-style biscuits are the perfect addition to any KFC fried chicken meal. Order online as a side dish, or grab a dozen for your next party or get-together! (180-210 cal.)Mac & CheeseElbow macaroni covered in a rich, creamy cheddar cheese sauce. (140-540 cal.)Secret Recipe FriesCrispier than your average fry and seasoned with our Secret Recipe. (320-840 cal.)Whole Kernel CornSweet yellow corn. (70-280 cal.)GravyGravy.(80-130 cal.)Mashed Potatoes (No Gravy)Creamy mashed potatoes. (110-460 cal.)Chicken Breast1 Breast piece of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (390-530 cal.)Colonel's Homestyle BrownieSatisfy your cravings for a perfect sweet treat with our all-new Family-Sized Colonel's Homestyle Brownie. Perfect as an end to any KFC fried chicken meal, this fudgy brownie is rich, moist and big enough to share. This chocolate chip brownie is a great choice, whether you're looking for a sweet snack, easy brownies for date night, or the best chocolate dessert to share with friends. You can order online at your local KFC to grab this mouthwatering dessert near you! (2180 cal.)Mashed Potatoes & GravyCreamy mashed potatoes and our signature brown gravy. (130-590 cal.)
Nuggets
12 pc. Nuggets Combo
Order for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you and grab the best chicken nuggets with our 12 Piece Chicken Nuggets Combo! These 100% white meat chicken nuggets are hand breaded in our Original Recipe for the perfect bite of our mouthwatering fried chicken. This chicken nuggets meal comes with a side of your choice, medium drink, 2 dipping sauces and warm, buttery biscuit. (990-1450 cal.)5 pc. Nuggets5 100% white-meat chicken nuggets hand-breaded in our Original Recipe. (170-300 cal.)8 pc. Nuggets ComboOrder for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you and grab the best chicken nuggets with our 8 Piece Chicken Nuggets Combo! These 100% white meat chicken nuggets are hand breaded in our Original Recipe for the perfect bite of our mouthwatering fried chicken. This chicken nuggets meal comes with a side of your choice, medium drink, 2 dipping sauces and warm, buttery biscuit. (860-1320 cal.)12 pc. Saucy NuggetsDiscover the perfect harmony of flavors with our all-new KFC Saucy Nuggets! Enjoy 12 of our juicy, hand-breaded crispy chicken nuggets tossed in your choice of one of our flavorful sauces: Now Available in KFC's Signature Honey BBQ: A sweet, smoky and tangy sauce, with brown sugar and honey rounding out tanginess of tomato and secret spices; Honey Sriracha: A sweet heat sauce using a blend of red chili peppers, garlic and honey; Korean BBQ: A sweet and savory umami sauce with soy sauce, garlic, sugar and sesame. Order online at a KFC near you! (480-490 cal.)8 pc. Nuggets8 100% white-meat chicken nuggets hand-breaded in our Original Recipe. (270-530 cal.)10 pc. Nuggets10 100% white meat nuggets hand-breaded in our Original Recipe. (330-590 cal.)8 pc. Saucy Nuggets ComboOrder for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you and grab our all-new KFC Saucy Chicken Nugget Meal! Enjoy 8 of our juicy, handbreaded crispy chicken nuggets tossed in your choice of one of our flavorful sauces. This saucy chicken nugget meal comes with our secret recipe fries, and a medium drink of your choice. Now Available in KFC's Signature Honey BBQ: A sweet, smoky and tangy sauce, with brown sugar and honey rounding out tanginess of tomato and secret spices; Honey Sriracha: A sweet heat sauce using a blend of red chili peppers, garlic and honey; Korean BBQ: A sweet and savory umami sauce with soy sauce, garlic, sugar and sesame. Order online at a KFC near you! (850-1150 cal.)8 pc. Saucy NuggetsDiscover the perfect harmony of flavors with our all-new KFC Saucy Nuggets! Enjoy 8 of our juicy, hand-breaded crispy chicken nuggets tossed in your choice of one of our flavorful sauces: Now Available in KFC's Signature Honey BBQ: A sweet, smoky and tangy sauce, with brown sugar and honey rounding out tanginess of tomato and secret spices; Honey Sriracha: A sweet heat sauce using a blend of red chili peppers, garlic and honey; Korean BBQ: A sweet and savory umami sauce with soy sauce, garlic, sugar and sesame. Order online at a KFC near you! (350-360 cal.)12 pc. Saucy Nuggets ComboOrder for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you and grab our all-new KFC Saucy Chicken Nugget Meal! Enjoy 12 of our juicy, handbreaded crispy chicken nuggets tossed in your choice of one of our flavorful sauces. This saucy chicken nugget meal comes with our secret recipe fries, and a medium drink of your choice. Now Available in KFC's Signature Honey BBQ: A sweet, smoky and tangy sauce, with brown sugar and honey rounding out tanginess of tomato and secret spices; Honey Sriracha: A sweet heat sauce using a blend of red chili peppers, garlic and honey; Korean BBQ: A sweet and savory umami sauce with soy sauce, garlic, sugar and sesame. Order online at a KFC near you! (980-1280 cal.)12 pc. Nuggets12 100% white-meat chicken nuggets hand-breaded in our Original Recipe. (400-660 cal.)
Sides
Mashed Potatoes & Gravy
Creamy mashed potatoes and our signature brown gravy. (130-590 cal.)Whole Kernel CornSweet yellow corn.(70-280 cal.)2 BiscuitsWarm, flaky, southern-style biscuits. (360-390 cal.)Cole SlawFreshly prepared in restaurant with cabbage, carrots, onion, and our signature dressing. (170-640 cal.)GravyGravy.(80-130 cal.)FriesCrispier than your average fry and seasoned with our Secret Recipe. (230-930 cal.)Mashed Potatoes (No Gravy)Creamy mashed potatoes. (110-460 cal.)Mac & CheeseElbow macaroni covered in a rich, creamy cheddar cheese sauce.
Featured
Tropical Passionfruit Lemonade
For a limited time only, enjoy Tropical Passionfruit Lemonade! Tropical Passionfruit delivers a burst of vibrant pink color and a refreshing tropical fruit blend with notes of passionfruit and pomegranate. (310-990 cal.)8 pc. Chicken + 8 pc. Tenders Fill UpGrab the perfect family meal for delivery or pick up! This fried chicken meal includes 2 drums, 2 thighs, 2 breasts and 2 wings in the KFC recipe of your choice, plus 8 of our mouthwatering Extra Crispy chicken tenders. Comes complete with a Large Secret Recipe French Fries, Large Mashed Potatoes & Gravy, Large Cole Slaw, 4 sauces of your choice, and 4 buttery biscuits. (5080-6800 cal.)Taste of KFC 2 pc. DealPart of our Taste of KFC Deals, this homestyle fried chicken meal includes 2 pieces of our crispy and juicy dark meat chicken (1 drum stick & 1 thigh), a side of our creamy mashed potatoes and gravy, and a buttery biscuit. Order online for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you for a quick lunch or dinner! (540-810 cal.)Taste of KFC 6 pc. DealTreat yourself to all of your KFC favorites with our 6pc. Taste of KFC Fried Chicken Meal! This combo includes 6 pieces of our hand breaded crispy fried chicken (2 drums, 2 thighs, 1 breast, 1 wing) with individual sides of our cheesy Mac & Cheese, freshly prepared Coleslaw, creamy Mashed Potatoes & Gravy, Sweet Corn and 4 of our buttery biscuits. Place your order online for delivery or pick up at your local KFC and enjoy our world famous fried chicken near you! (4110-4470 cal.)Apple Pie PoppersIndulge in the sweet delight of our new Apple Pie Poppers when you order online at your local KFC. These miniature pie snacks are everything you love about fruity pie flavor in a fun, handheld apple pie treat. This dessert is filled with warm apple pie filling and wrapped in a buttery, flaky crust. Available in 4 or 10 counts for easy snacking. Grab this apple pie dessert on the go when you order online from a KFC near you! (340-850 cal.)10 pc. Saucy Nuggets ComboOrder for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you and grab our all-new KFC Saucy Chicken Nugget Meal! Enjoy 10 of our juicy, handbreaded crispy chicken nuggets tossed in your choice of one of our flavorful sauces. This saucy chicken nugget meal comes with our secret recipe fries, and a medium drink of your choice. Now Available in KFC's Signature Honey BBQ: A sweet, smoky and tangy sauce, with brown sugar and honey rounding out tanginess of tomato and secret spices; Honey Sriracha: A sweet heat sauce using a blend of red chili peppers, garlic and honey; Korean BBQ: A sweet and savory umami sauce with soy sauce, garlic, sugar and sesame. Order online at a KFC near you! (920-1220 cal.)Taste of KFC 4 pc. DealGet your hands on the perfect dinner idea for two with our 4pc. Taste of KFC Deal. It includes 4 pieces of juicy chicken (1 breast, 1 drum, 1 thigh, 1 wing), 2 sides of creamy mashed potatoes and brown gravy, and 2 buttery biscuits. Grab this KFC special today when you order for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you! (1130-1820 cal.)10 pc. Saucy NuggetsDiscover the perfect harmony of flavors with our all-new KFC Saucy Nuggets! Enjoy 10 of our juicy, hand-breaded crispy chicken nuggets tossed in your choice of one of our flavorful sauces: Now Available in KFC's Signature Honey BBQ: A sweet, smoky and tangy sauce, with brown sugar and honey rounding out tanginess of tomato and secret spices; Honey Sriracha: A sweet heat sauce using a blend of red chili peppers, garlic and honey; Korean BBQ: A sweet and savory umami sauce with soy sauce, garlic, sugar and sesame. Order online at a KFC near you! (420-430 cal.)
Bowls
Mac & Cheese Bowl
Our Mac & Cheese Bowls combine KFC's rich and creamy mac and cheese, topped with crispy chicken, and sprinkled with a three-cheese blend. (660-790 cal.)Mac & Cheese Bowl ComboOur Mac & Cheese Bowls combine KFC's rich and creamy mac and cheese, topped with crispy chicken, and sprinkled with a three-cheese blend. Includes a side and medium drink of your choice. (980-1400 cal.)Spicy Mac & Cheese BowlOur Mac & Cheese Bowls combine KFC's rich and creamy mac and cheese, topped with crispy chicken, and sprinkled with a three-cheese blend. (660-790 cal.)Spicy Mac & Cheese Bowl ComboOur Mac & Cheese Bowls combine KFC's rich and creamy mac and cheese, topped with crispy chicken, and sprinkled with a three-cheese blend. Includes a side and medium drink of your choice. (980-1400 cal.)Spicy Famous Bowl ComboA Famous Bowl with our signature Nashville Hot sauce, a cookie and your choice of a medium drink. (840-1120 cal.)Spicy Famous BowlCreamy mashed potatoes, sweet corn and bite-sized chunks of crispy chicken are layered together then drizzled with home-style gravy and topped with a perfect blend of three shredded cheeses and our signature Nashville Hot sauce. (840-1120 cal.)Famous BowlCreamy mashed potatoes, sweet corn and bite-sized chunks of crispy chicken are layered together then drizzled with home-style gravy and topped with a perfect blend of three shredded cheeses. (840-1120 cal.)
Tenders & Nuggets
16pc Tenders Meal with FREE Beverage Bucket
16 pieces of our freshly prepared Extra Crispy Tenders, 4 large sides of your choice, 8 biscuits and 8 dipping sauces. Now includes a FREE Beverage Bucket for a limited time only! Available through September 11th at participating locations with purchase of 12 pc and 16 pc meals, while supplies last. Customer responsible for taxes and fees.(5090-8010 cal.)8 Tenders Meal8 pieces of our freshly prepared Extra Crispy Tenders, 2 large sides of your choice, 4 biscuits and 4 dipping sauces. (2550-4010 cal.)Nashville Hot Tenders Combo3 pc. or 5 pc. Tenders with Nashville Hot, a side of your choice, a biscuit, and a medium drink. (920-1810 cal.)Tenders Combo4 or 5 Extra Crispy Tenders, 1 side of your choice, a biscuit, your choice of a dipping sauce, and a medium drink. (790-1500 cal.)Popcorn Nuggets ComboLarge Popcorn Nuggets with a side of your choice, your choice of a dipping sauce, a biscuit, and a medium drink. (870-1440 cal.)12pc Tenders Meal with FREE Beverage Bucket12 Extra Crispy Tenders, 3 large sides of your choice, 6 biscuits, and 6 dipping sauces. Available through September 11th at participating locations with purchase of 12 pc and 16 pc meals, while supplies last. Customer responsible for taxes and fees. (2610-6830 cal.)
A La Carte Buckets
16 Piece Chicken
16 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy (3720-4800 cal.)8 Piece Chicken8 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (1640-2400 cal.)12 Tenders Bucket12 pieces of our freshly prepared Extra Crispy Tenders served with 6 dipping sauces. (1630-2410 cal.)16 Tenders Bucket16 Extra Crispy Tenders, and 6 dipping sauces. (2610-4990 cal.)8 Tenders Bucket8 pieces of our freshly prepared Extra Crispy Tenders served with 4 dipping sauces. (1090 cal.)12 Piece Chicken12 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (2460-3600 cal.)
A La Carte
A La Carte Wing
1 Wing piece of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (130-170 cal.)Large Popcorn NuggetsAll white meat Popcorn Nuggets.(620-750 cal.)A La Carte Drum1 Drum piece of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (130-170 cal.)A La Carte Breast1 Breast piece of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (390-530 cal.)A La Carte Tender1 Extra Crispy Tender. (390-530 cal.)A La Carte Thigh1 Thigh piece of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy. (280-330 cal.)
MAINS
Land and Sea
6oz AAA Beef Tenderloin, Bay of Fundy scallops, roasted baby carrots, roasted potatos, and demi-glazeVegetarian LinguiniSautéed mushrooms, cherry tomatoes and spinach, tossed in a house-made basil pesto topped with parmesan cheese6oz Steak Frites6 oz AAA Alberta Beef, house-made demi-glaze, hand-cut skinny fries, chipotle aioliMussels & FritesWhite wine, garlic, shallots, dill, butter, skinny fries, lemon aioli and grilled baguetteHaddock TacosBattered & fried haddock, creamy coleslaw, pico de gallo, salsa varde, chipotle aioli, cilantro (3)Green Curry ShrimpShrimp, coconut rice, bell peppers, eggplant, sesame oil, cilantro, basil, shaved carrot and jalapenoShrimp & Scallop PastaLinguine pasta, basil shrimp, Georges Bank scallops, asparagus, garlic, shallot, white wine butter sauce, olive oil, basilLobster RollButter poached Atlantic lobster, lettuce, fried leeks in a brioche bun topped with malt aioli and served with arugula salad and house made skinny fries
World Famous Chicken
2 pc. Breast & Wing Combo
A breast & wing, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, a side of your choice, a biscuit, and a medium drink. (770-1390 cal.)Kentucky Fried Wings Combo5 Wings, available in Honey BBQ, Buffalo, Nashville Hot or unsauced. Includes 1 side of your choice, a biscuit, a ranch dipping sauce, and a medium drink. (650-1380 cal.)4 pc. Chicken ComboA Breast, Thigh, drum, & wing available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 1 side of your choice, biscuit, and a medium drink. (1180-1890 cal.)2 pc. Drum & Thigh Fill UpA drumstick & thigh, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 1 side of your choice, biscuit, a cookie, and a medium drink. (780-1310 cal.)3 pc. Chicken Combo3 pieces of chicken available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 1 side of your choice, biscuit, and a medium drink. (940-1920 cal.)
HOUSE MADE SAUCE JARS
White Boy Soul Sauce
This recipe was developed by a fellow name James Hawkins who was an albino friend of Rodney’s and lived in London, Ontario. Jim took the most stolen picture in ROH history – “Girl Standing on Her Head” (men’s restrooms). Heat scale 3/10Shallot Vinaigrette “Classic Mignonette”This is an old classic French recipe made with red wine, red wine vinegar, shallots, and black peppercorns. No heat – acidicGrace’s Back From Hell Sauce “Slow Burn”This was developed by Grace Noel who is from Grenada. This is her signature Grenadian pepper mixture of Scotch bonnet peppers, bell peppers, and apple cider vinegar. Heat scale 8/10Seawitch Sauce “Grandfather’s recipe"This sauce was developed by Rodney’s Father J. Arthur Clark – this has a lot of hidden ingredients. This is similar to the cocktail sauce but a little sweeter. Seawitch was the first ship to sale the seven seas. Heat scale 1/10Johnny Rebs Espanola Sauce “Caribbean Heat”This sauce was developed by Rodney’s friend John Petcoff who grew up in the small town of Espanola, Ontario. This recipe consists of onions, mustard, turmeric, vinegar – fragrant, floral and nutty. Heat scale 6/10
Bucket Meals
8 Piece Family Fill Up
8 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 1 large mashed potatoes & gravy, 1 large mashed potatoes, 1 large cole slaw, and 4 biscuits. (4180-9490 cal.)12pc Meal with FREE Beverage Bucket12 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 6 biscuits, and 3 large sides of your choice. Now includes a FREE Beverage Bucket for a limited time only! Available through September 11th at participating locations with purchase of 12 pc and 16 pc meals, while supplies last. Customer responsible for taxes and fees. (5090-10110 cal.)8 Piece Meal8 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 2 large sides of your choice, and 4 biscuits. (2620-4980 cal.)16pc Meal (Variety) with FREE Beverage Bucket16 pieces of our freshly prepared chicken, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 8 biscuits, and 4 large sides of your choice. Now includes a FREE Beverage Bucket for a limited time only! Available through September 11th at participating locations with purchase of 12 pc and 16 pc meals, while supplies last. Customer responsible for taxes and fees.(6840-12790 cal.)
Kentucky Fried Wings
48 Kentucky Fried Wings
48 Wings available in Honey BBQ, Buffalo, Nashville Hot or unsauced. Includes 8 Ranch dipping sauces.(4000-7040 cal.)12 Kentucky Fried Wings12 Wings available in Honey BBQ, Buffalo, Nashville Hot or unsauced. Includes 2 Ranch dipping sauces.(1000-1760 cal.)24 Kentucky Fried Wings24 Wings available in Honey BBQ, Buffalo, Nashville Hot or unsauced. Includes 4 Ranch dipping sauces. (2000-3250 cal.)6 Kentucky Fried Wings6 Wings available in Honey BBQ, Buffalo, Nashville Hot or unsauced. Includes 1 Ranch dipping sauce. (500-880 cal.)
Fill Ups
1 Piece Breast Fill Up
A breast, available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 1 side of your choice, a biscuit, a cookie, and a medium drink. (760-1340 cal.)Famous Bowl Fill UpA Famous Bowl with a cookie and your choice of a medium drink. (840-1120 cal.)Pot Pie Fill UpClassic chicken pot pie with a cookie and your choice of a medium drink. (840-1120 cal.)3 Tenders Fill Up3 Extra Crispy Tenders, 1 side of your choice, a biscuit, a cookie, your choice of a dipping sauce, and a medium drink. (780-1350)
Beverages
Medium Beverage
Select an ice-cold beverage. (0-280 cal.)1/2 Gallon Beverage BucketPerfect for a group. Select a beverage. (0-880 cal.)Large BeverageSelect an ice-cold beverage. (0-430 cal.)Bottled WaterA bottle of Aquafina water (0 cal.)
Dipping Sauces
KFC Sauce
(90 cal.)Classic Ranch(100 cal.)Honey Mustard Sauce(120 cal.)Honey BBQ Sauce(40 cal.)
Box Meals
3 pc. Chicken Box
3 pieces of chicken available in Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, 2 sides of your choice, a biscuit, and a medium drink. (1010-2150 cal.)5 pc. Tenders Box5 Extra Crispy Tenders, 2 sides of your choice, a biscuit, 2 dipping sauces, and a medium drink. (1000-1860 cal.)Spicy Chicken Sandwich BoxOur Spicy Chicken Sandwich (extra crispy filet with premium pickles, spicy mayo, on a brioche-style bun), three sides of your choice, and a medium drink. (830-1590 cal.)Classic Chicken Sandwich BoxOur Classic Chicken Sandwich (extra crispy filet with premium pickles, mayo, on a brioche-style bun), three sides of your choice, and a medium drink. (860-1620 cal.)
OFF SALES WINE
NV Vaporetto DOC – Brut Prosecco, Veneto, Italy
This prosecco has a fruity, floral aroma that is fresh and pleasant. The palate is elegant, slightly soft with a fruity aftertaste and subtle floral persistence. Great as an aperitif, but also pairs perfectly with our selection of oysters. 750mlLa Vieille Ferme Rosé - 2018VARIETALS - Cinsault, Grenache, Syrah. The fragrant nose reveals hints of red fruit and cherries. Lively and long in the mouth, it is very aromatic with great acidity that brings freshness.La Vieille Ferme Rouge - 2018VARIETALS - Carignan, Cinsault, Grenache, Syrah. Nice nose with notes of red fruit and Morello cherries. Very fresh, with soft tannins, it offers a nice balance and great complexity in the mouth and a long finish.La Vieille Ferme Blanc - 2018VARIETALS Bourboulenc, Grenache blanc, Ugni blanc, Vermentino. Delicate nose with notes of white flowers and citrus. Well balanced in the mouth, it is fresh, with great vivacity and a hint of bitterness with salty aromas. Nice length.Sealegs Oyster White Blend 2017 – Cave SpringsNiagara, Canada
SMOKED FISH
Willy Krauch Cold Smoked Salmon
Capers, picked red onions, cream cheese, crostiniWolf Head Hot Smoked SalmonPickled eggplant, banana peppers, horseradish sour
Pickled eggplant, banana peppers, horseradish sour creamHaida Indian Candy SalmonPickled eggplant, banana peppers, red pepper jellyCold Smoked Steelhead Peppered TroutPickled eggplant, banana peppers, beet horseradishSmokers PlatterA selection of our smoked fish with all the fixings, marinated mussels, and crostini's
Fried Chicken
3 pc. Chicken Combo
Enjoy 3 pieces of our mouthwatering crispy fried chicken in the KFC recipe of your choice with this combo meal! Choose between our Variety Combo (2 breasts and 1 wing) or our all-dark meat Drum & Thigh Combo (2 thighs and 1 drum). Includes your choice of side, a buttery biscuit and a medium drink. (630-2020 cal.)2 pc. Chicken ComboGet your hands on 2 pieces of our freshly prepared, world famous fried chicken with our 2 Piece Fried Chicken Combo! Choose between our Variety Combo (1 breast and 1 wing) or our all-dark meat Drum & Thigh Combo (1 drum and 1 thigh). Includes a side of your choice, buttery biscuit and medium drink. (480-1490 cal.)3 pc. Chicken Big BoxOrder online and enjoy 3 pieces of our world famous fried chicken in the KFC recipe of your choice! Choose between our Variety Box Meal (2 breasts and 1 wing) or our all-dark meat Drum & Thigh Box Meal (2 thighs and 1 drum). This box combo includes your choice of 2 sides, a buttery biscuit and medium drink. (700-2340 cal.)4 pc. Chicken ComboEnjoy our mouthwatering crispy fried chicken with our 4 Piece Fried Chicken Combo meal! This combo includes a breast, thigh, drum and wing in the KFC recipe of your choice. Our 4-piece combo includes a side, buttery biscuit and medium drink. Order online for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you! (760-1990 cal.)
Tenders
4 pc. Tenders Combo
Enjoy 4 of our Extra Crispy fried chicken tenders, a side of your choice, dipping sauce, buttery biscuit and a medium drink. (930-1970 cal.)5 pc. Tenders ComboEnjoy 5 of our Extra Crispy chicken tenders with a side of your choice, buttery biscuit, dipping sauces and medium drink. (1070-2110 cal.)5 pc. Tenders Big BoxEnjoy 5 of our Extra Crispy chicken tenders, 2 sides of your choice, a buttery biscuit, 2 dipping sauces and medium drink. Available for delivery or pick up at a KFC near you. (1140-2430 cal.)3 pc. Tenders ComboEnjoy 3 of our Extra Crispy fried chicken tenders, a side of your choice, dipping sauce, buttery biscuit and a medium drink. (710-1330 cal.)
Pot Pies & Bowls
Pot Pie
Our creamy chicken pot pie has tender bites of fried chicken, diced potatoes, peas and carrots in a savory sauce and baked in a flaky, golden crust. (720 cal.)Pot Pie ComboClassic chicken pot pie with your choice of a medium drink. (720-1010 cal.)Famous Bowl ComboA Famous Bowl with your choice of a medium drink. (590-880 cal.)Famous BowlCreamy mashed potatoes, sweet corn and bite-sized chunks of crispy chicken are layered together then drizzled with home-style gravy and topped with a perfect blend of three shredded cheeses. (590 cal.)
Condiments
Honey Sauce
(30 cal.)Ketchup(30 cal.)Hot Sauce(0 cal.)
STARTERS
Tuna Tartare
Yellow fin tuna, ponzu sauce, avocado cream, wonton crispsTraditional Shrimp CocktailWild white shrimp, house made cocktail sauceChilled & Marinated MusselsPEI blue mussels marinated with olive oil, garlic, shallots, dill and crostini'sCaesar SaladRomaine lettuce, house garlic crouton, grana padano cheese, house made caesar dressing
CHOWDER
Manhattan Clam Chowder
A classic tomato based chowder served with Oyster CrackersMason Jar New England Chowder- COLDCreamy clam chowder with PEI clams, leeks, potatoes & celery. Served with Oyster crackers. To heat at home - serves 4pplMason Jar Manhattan Chowder - COLDTomato-based clam chowder with PEI clams, carrot, onion, and bell peppers. Served with Oyster crackers. To heat at home - serves 4pplNew England Clam ChowderA classic cream based chowder served with Oyster Crackers
LIVE PRODUCT
Butter Warmers
Set of 2 with tealights. Made of glazed, white porcelain these butter warmers are easy to clean. Stands are made from durable chrome wire.2Lb Live Dungeness CrabLive Pacific Dungeness crab boiled and cracked, served with hand-cut potato wedges, clarified butter.1.50 LB LobsterBoiled and cracked, served with potato wedges, lemon, and clarified butter
MEAL KITS
Lobster Roll Kit for 4
Serves 4 ppl - Fresh Atlantic lobster, lettuce, fried leeks, 4 brioche buns, malt aioli, with arugula saladLobster Roll Kit for 1Serves 1 person - Fresh Atlantic lobster, lettuce, fried leeks, 2 brioche buns, malt aioli, with arugula saladButter WarmersSet of 2 with tealights. Made of glazed, white porcelain these butter warmers are easy to clean. Stands are made from durable chrome wire.Lobster Roll Kit for 2Serves 2 ppl - Fresh Atlantic lobster, lettuce, fried leeks, 2 brioche buns, malt aioli, with arugula salad
COCKTAIL KITS
Old Fashion Bulleit Bourbon Kit
WHAT’S IN YOUR KIT: Bulleit Bourbon (750ml), Angostura Bitters, sugar cubes, an orange, ice cube tray, cocktail strainer, mixing glass, muddler, bar spoon, matches, rocks glasses (2), and Rodney’s condoms – be safe!Rodney's Walter Ceasar KitWHAT’S IN YOUR KIT: Eau Claire Vodka (750ml), 2 Bottles Walter Caesar (946 ml), Jar of Back From Hell Sauce, Extreme Beans jar, Worcestershire Sauce, Celery Salt, 2 Mason Jars, & Freshly Grated Horseradish. Enjoy!
Dessert
12 Chocolate Chip Cookies
12 of our signature chocolate chip cookies. (1440 cal.)
GIFT SHELLS
RODNEYS GIFT SHELLS
CALGARY LOCATION ONLY. Place your order here for a gift shell to be picked up right away! For custom orders, please contact - [email protected] or go to our website and fill out the request Gift Shell form.
OYSTER KITS
"Un-Shucked" East Coast Canadian Oysters
Served on the half shell and packed on ice, with all our house made sauces, lemon, parsley and freshly grated horseradish. $3.00 per oyster - Shuckers Choice"Shucked" East Coast Canadian OystersServed on the half shell and packed on ice, with all our house made sauces, lemon, parsley and freshly grated horseradish. Please note orders can take longer for larger qty. $3.50 per oyster - Shuckers Choice
NON ALCOHOLIC BEVEYS
Acqua Panna Still Mineral Water 750mlGrizzly Paw SodaRoot Beer, Cream Soda, Black Cherry Soda, Orange Cream SodaEska Bottled water 330mlSan Pelligrino 750mlSan Pelligrino 250ml
DESSERT
Belgian Chocolate Mousse
House made with Bernard Callebaut chocolate, & sponge toffee.
RODNEY'S SWAG
Oyster Shucking KnifeEat Me Raw TShirtCall for available sizes. 403-460-0026Just Out Of Bed TShirtCall for available sizes. 403-460-0026Shuck Me Suck Me Eat Me Raw TShirtCall for available sizes. 403-460-0026Rodney's Deckhand HoodieCall for available sizes. 403-460-0026Rodney's Snapback HatCall for available sizes. 403-460-0026
SEAFOOD PLATTERS
Captain's Platter for 2
.75 lb of lobster w/ lemon aioli, 1/2 lb of dungeness crab w/ honey mustard aioli, 6 shucked oysters w/ sauces, lemon & horseradish, 6 wild white shrimp w/ cocktail sauce and chilled & marinated mussels. **all items are served cold**
Fish & Chip Friday
Friday Fish & Chips Special
Two piece haddock, hand cut skinny fries, house made tartar sauce & coleslaw. Fridays from 12-3pm only.
Meal Kits
Gift Shells
House-Made Sauce Jars
Smoked Fish
Rodney's Swag
Oyster Kits
Starters
Desserts
Mains
SIDES
SIDE COLESLAWSIDE FRIESSIDE WEDGE FRIES1/2 CEASAR SALAD
Live Products
COOLERS/BEER BOTTLES
Russian Standard Moscow Mule – 473 ml canCorona Lager – 330 ml bottleWild Rose Velvet Fog – 473 ml can
House Made Sauce Jars
Non-Alcoholic Bevis
Seafood Platters
Chowder
Chowders
SPECIALS
Oysters & Bubbles for Two
1 x Bottle of Pasqua Prosecco, Italy, 12 x Shucked East Coast Oysters with sauces, lemon, and horseradish, packed on ice. Gordon:
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