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Missing my bloodshed polls rn please come back

fUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT

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So I was stabbed with glass two days ago (yes someone did it to me) (it wasn't totally malicious) which is why no brackets have been out

I am currently working on the Gender Envy one though, and once I finish and post that one I'll start on the Musical Hunger games one and the updated Ides one

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Next year: the guy who put a red dot in the corner of a page and called it art

Y e s

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Next year: only Dr Doofenshmirtz' parents

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

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where are you baby grill... are you okay?

school was kicking my ass babe, finals just finished though so I'm back and active again :)

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Can we add the girl who claimed blind surfer Pete Gustin was staring at her for clout despite him being blind and making that clear for the next ides of March

she deserves it so yes

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Didn't have time to do the polls yesterday, but I'll do them today once I finish my paper :)

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Match-ups under cut

Capitalism vs. Donald Trump

Elon Musk vs. Ben Shapiro

Jeff Bezos vs. The U.S. Healthcare System

Vladimir Putin vs. Margaret Thatcher

Competitors under cut (all matches were randomized except the first one)

@techno-danger vs The Presimint (@hellsite-hungergames) (aka me)

Ea-Nasir vs. Capitalism

The Wizard of Oz vs. Ron DeSantis

Tucker Carlson vs. Pikaman

Donald Trump vs. Mr. Monopoly

Mark Zuckerberg vs. King Charles

Light Yagami vs. Someone's Father named Dick

Marcus Junius Brutus vs. Zeus

Alberto Fugimori vs. Egg

Ted Cruz vs. Dream

Elon Musk vs. Barney the Dinosaur

Shinzo Abe vs. The United States

Julius Caesar vs. Catiline

Mike Pence vs. Ben Shapiro

Lex Luthor vs. God

Augusto Pinochet vs. Dr. Evilglaze

Mitch McConnell vs. Joe Biden

Ross Geller vs. y/n

Kim Jong-un vs. Jeff Bezos

Klaus Schwab vs. The Koch Brothers

Greg Abbott vs. The U.S. Healthcare System

Joey Drew vs. George Washington

Andrew Tate vs. Someone's Tio David

Ronald Reagan vs. Joseph Stalin's Mustache

Gordon Ramsay vs. Thomas Jefferson

Lin-Manuel Miranda vs. Jair Bolsonaro

Vladimir Putin vs. J.K. Rowling

Agamemnon vs. Alexander Hamilton

Scott Morrison vs. Someone's Grandpa

President Snow vs. Bruce Wayne

Emperor Palpatine vs. Santa Claus

Margaret Thatcher vs. Perry the Platypus

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as an aussie i really wanted scomo (scott morrison) to get stabbed but margaret deserves it too. anyway have u heard about the time he shit himself in a mcdonalds?

As the Aussie half hiding behind this blog, I can say I 100% agree and yes, yes I do remember that stain in his reputation :)

(Answer by @techno-danger)

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Apologies for being ia on all the tournament accs these past few days, first I lost my phone at a shoestore for a day, and then I tripped and fell on a rescue bot toy and sprained my wrist

I’ll try to make the updated bracket for ides of march this evening and make the initial brackets for two of the other tournaments tonight and hopefully I’ll get the polls up tomorrow :)

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Can we all agree to ides of March people who insult blind surfer Pete? Even if they don't pass the vote? He's the guy who does movie trailers and stuff lol he's also a wholesome bucket

Just looked him up and you are so right, all those dumbasses eho insult him deserve to get ides of march'd

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You guys aren’t thinking big enough, we could stab GOD but no y’all are voting to stab the man with the greasy ass hair

Exactly, that poll is surprising me. I personally want to stab God and haven't even heard of this Ben until now. (reply from @techno-danger)

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