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{Well hello there everyone. I haven't been on here in FOREVER, jeez. I should probably get back to Kay-muse but I haven't roleplayed her in forever.

I might put this on indefinite hiatus. Meh.}

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Leave "Let's leave your fate to the numbers..." In my Inbox!

In which you send me in my inbox "Let's leave your fate to the numbers...", and I'll go on a random number generator from numbers 1-20 and whatever number I land on is what's going to happen to my muse! These will only last a day, so why not leave your fate to the numbers?

1: My muse is now married to yours, that or is under the assumption that the two of you are married.

2: Will gain an unnecessary obsession for your muse, whether it be humourous or taking the obsession to another level is up to you...

3: Gender swapped! Your character is now the opposite gender! To add to that they also believe that they've been that gender their whole life!

4: My Muse is now your personal maid/butler!!! Dress them up fancy and they'll listen to any of your muse's orders and they HAVE to obey.

5: My muse is now over sensitive and will take anything and everything the wrong way. They will be a bumbling mess of emotions and misunderstandings...

6: My muse now becomes a flirt, but not just any flirt; the cheesy kind. My muse will start flirting with just about anyone disregarding gender and the like with cheesy pick up lines.

7: My muse will eat a salad, that's it... (Only one Fandom will get this joke...)

8: My muse will become the next Shakespeare! They will draw their voices out with the poet within them!

9: My muse goes blind! Their vision is gone and they can't see anything!!!

10: My muse becomes a matchmaker, they will begin shipping people and doing whatever they can to get their OTP together. That and squeal with joy when they do get together (Just like everyone on Tumblr!)

11: My muse now has the urge to get yours in bed with him. They will do anything they can to get what they want with yours, and they want it badly! (Only one that is deniable due to age restrictions as well as Mun being uncomfortable doing it and please don't go as far as doing rape stuff unless you have the Mun's consent, keep this fun and legal!)

12: My muse becomes a Neko, they will grow ears and a tail and completely disregard their human nature to become a true Neko.

13: Suddenly my Muse is experiencing a horrid disease that's slowly killing them on the inside! The pain is ripping them a part piece by piece!!! There is but only one cure for this and it's for my muse to make lip with yours! Your muse is the only antidote!

14: Well now my Muse has shrunk down back to the size of a five year old and has the mindset of one as well...

15: Lip locking that's all I have to say...

16: My Muse becomes a super Tsundere!!! N-N-Not like I wanted them to be one anyway... Idiot...

17: My Muse now has the personality of a clown, they will try and get everyone to laugh and bring a smile to people's faces! Using comedy of course~!

18: My muse will now become a psychopathic killer that is on the hint for blood! But not just anyone's blood... Your muses blood... They won't be satisfied until your muse takes their last breathe and will destroy anyone that gets in their way

19: Your muse becomes a scaredy cat, anything including even the smallest twitch frightens them. It's like the world is a horror movie to them and they're the main characters

20: You've been spared a lucky glance, nothing seems to happen to my muse... They are in the clear!!!

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Gumi - My Unrequited Feelings for You

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Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.

Nightmares

Humanity

Guardian

Torture

Insanity

Slaughter

Order

Morality

Loyalty

Promise

Betrayal

Epiphany

Apathy

Memories

Loss

Lies

Death

Love

Plans

Pawns

revenge

Monster

Time

Waiting

Laugh

Trend

Alliance

Natural

Pretence

Urge

Impression

Critic

Accent

Stranger

Judgement

Delirious

Instinct

Damage

Illusion

End

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A REAL wolf would do it in the bushes, to hell with what humans think.  

Or maybe on the hood of Prosecutor Edgeworth’s car.  Leave it for him to decide if it’s a warning or marking territory.

What tag is good for Lang? I doesn’t tumbl goodlyz

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Send me a ✄ and I'll write your URL in my handwriting.

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Write Interesting Women (Part 2 out of 2): Ace Attorney

Screw writing “strong” women.  Write interestingwomen.  Write well-rounded women.  Write complicated women.  Write a woman who kicks ass, write a woman who cowers in a corner.  Write a woman who’s desperate for a husband.  Write a woman who doesn’t need a man.  Write women who cry, women who rant, women who are shy, women who don’t take no shit, women who need validation and women who don’t care what anybody thinks.  THEY ARE ALL OKAY, and all those things could exist in THE SAME WOMAN.  Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people.  So don’t focus on writing characters who are strong.  Write characters who are people.

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{Guys, I'm sorry if I'm not on too much. I'm working last minute (sorta) to finish up my cosplays for AAC and I'm just going to be really busy. And then, obviously, I'll be gone the weekend of AAC. Once I get back you can expect replies! (This basically means really sporadic replies for the next two weeks or so)}

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Send me a color and my character will give three things of importance in their life involving it.

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DON'T READ BELOW THE CUT! Just send a number between 1-25 and let's see what happens!

Bonus for the bravehearts: reblog without looking, either.

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For one whole ask you can do whatever you please to my muse. You can kick them, punch them, kiss them, tell them anything, and my muse will not fight back.

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消しゴムはんこ(54) | もやしっこ

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M!As

Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)

High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.

Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.

Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___

Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___

Neko Kid: Muse turns into a little neko kid version of themselves, acting with cute cat-like instincts and such for ___

Feel free to add more!

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Send me (♥♥,) and i'll generate a number to see what you get

A dirty secret

Raising a baby together for three days

A one night stand

A goodbye letter

A love letter

A confession

Slave for a day

A slap in the face

A romantic kiss

A hug

A rejection

My muse naked

A friendly kiss on the cheek

Married for a week

All your money stolen

An insult

A steamy kiss

Some sad news

A date

A night together

Any of the above

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I will write about the following. Leave one in my ask box:

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear Santa,

Dear Mom,

Dear Dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear [future] girlfriend,

Dear [future] boyfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear [insert user name here],