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Cant wait till we can learn even more about the new characters. Fjord and Caleb barely talked this episode and I am super curious to learn more about sleepy dad man and secretly super smart and perceptive guy.

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Some real creepy shit, get your fix.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

8. How often do you listen to music?

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

13. What about ‘R’?

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

16. Are you going out of town soon?

17. When was the last time you cried?

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

24. What are you sitting on right now?

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

30. Does anyone hate you?

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

35. Did you have a dream last night?

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

44. What’s the best part about school?

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

48. Were you single over the last summer?

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

52. Are you nice to everyone?

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

56. Do you think you like someone?

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

60. Do you hate anyone?

61. How’s your heart?

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

70. How do you look right now?

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

72. Can you commit to one person?

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

75. Did you wake up cranky?

76. Are you a jealous person?

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

81. Last person you cried in front of?

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

85. Are you over your past?

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

97. Who do you have texts from?

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

Ask me because I have nobody to talk :/

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its lavender  

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Critical Role villains *eyes emoji*

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When an intergalactic mission reaches a critical point that threatens the life of the crew, when all is hopeless, and no other option is in sight, the captain of the crew must - if the crew includes a “human” - activate the WT protocol.

This measure should only be used in extreme circumstances, as its consequences are, despite impressive effectiveness, destructive and highly unpredictable.

If, however, the crew’s life and wellbeing are in danger, then the captain should turn to the “human” and clearly speak the following words:

“This is it. We will die here. There is no way out of this.”

The “human” will immediately direct their attention to their captain. Their answer should approximately be: “There’s always a way”, or “I’ll find something.”

It is crucial, then, that the captain performs the next sentence with as much condescension as can be mustered. They must look at the “human”, and say:

“What can a weak human like you even do?”

Immediately, distance must be brought between the remaining crew and the “human”. The protocol, if successfully initiated, will begin with a show of the “human’s” teeth in something called a “grin”, and the protocol words:

“Watch this.”

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remy from ratatouille is gay coded

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a lovely holiday carol from the killing floor 2

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A Ryan Haywood for @roosterhunter

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“We’re such a pack of morons.”

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Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)

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TRUTH OR DARE: send me a number and i have to EITHER answer the question for "truth" or do what the "dare" says to do

1: (truth) Who was your first major celebrity crush? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle and post the first five songs.

2: (truth) What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the past week? (dare) Refresh your dashboard and send an anonymous compliment to the person who posted whatever's at the top of your dash.

3: (truth) What are your three favorite things about your appearance? (dare) List all nine of your tumblr crushes, and describe each blog/blogger in one word.

4: (truth) What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? (dare) Post the oldest selfie on your camera roll.

5: (truth) If your parents knew everything you've ever done, what would they think is the worst thing? (dare) Tag the three nonmutuals you admire most.

6: (truth) What is the last thing you purchased? (dare) Tag three people you've thirst followed.

7: (truth) How many hours did you sleep last night? (dare) Send an anonymous compliment to the last person who followed you.

8: (truth) If you could go on a date with any of your mutuals, who would it be and what would you do? (dare) Send an anonymous compliment to one of your four "Biggest Fans" on tumblr.

9: (truth) How did you meet your best friend? (dare) Refresh your dashboard. Open the blog of the person who posted whatever's at the top of your dash. Reblog their most recent selfie.

10: (truth) What was your favorite band five years ago? (dare) Tag a blog that posts very different content from yours, but that you couldn't imagine not following.

11: (truth) Where did you get each article of clothing you're wearing right now? (dare) Pick up the closest book to you. Turn to page 39 and copy down line 7.

12: (truth) What are your five favorite girls' names and five favorite boys' names? (dare) Copy and paste the 14th line of text from the last document you worked on in Word or Google Drive.

13: (truth) What's your most irrational fear? (dare) Tag five mutuals who take amazing selfies.

14: (truth) If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life (consisting of clothes you already own), what would it be? (dare) Tag someone you follow who has amazing fashion sense.

15: (truth) If you could rock any unusual article of clothing/makeup technique/hairstyle, what would it be? (dare) Go to the blog of the last person you reblogged a text post from. Reblog your favorite of their selfies.

16: (truth) What is your dream job? (dare) Post the four most recent pictures in your camera roll.

17: (truth) Where is the last place you went that took over two hours to get to? (dare) Post screenshots of your phone's lock screen and home screen.

18: (truth) How old were you when you had your first kiss? If you haven't had it yet, how old do you want to be? (dare) Go to the last app/tab you opened. Post a screenshot.

19: (truth) What is the first thing you remember having to keep secret? (dare) Tag five bloggers who you associate with being obsessed with something particular, and list what each of them is obsessed with.

20: (truth) What does your bedroom look like? (dare) Take one selfie and post it. You only get one shot! (No old selfies or retrying, even if you think you look bad)

21: (truth) What three fictional characters would you most like to meet? (dare) Write your name down on a piece of paper and draw a quick picture of yourself. Take a photo of it and post it.

22: (truth) What are three things you're looking forward to? (dare) Tag the last three people you reblogged posts from, and estimate how many followers they have.

23: (truth) What are your three biggest turn ons, and your three biggest turn offs? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Without actually listening to it, write the lyrics to the chorus of the first song.

24: (truth) If you could only own five material objects (not counting life necessities like food/water/a house/etc) what would they be? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Post what the first three songs are, and for each one, tag a blog that the song reminds you of.

25: (truth) What is the last thing you lied about? (dare) Tag three people you want to know better and ask them each three questions about themselves.

26: (truth) What's the last movie you watched? (dare) Reblog the most recent of your own selfies posted on tumblr, and in the tags say two things you like about your appearance in it?

27: (truth) What are three things you like about yourself unrelated to your appearance? (dare) Post a picture from your camera roll that you've been meaning to post on tumblr.

28: (truth) How do you take your coffee? (dare) Post the last picture you posted on a social media platform other than tumblr.

29: (truth) What are your worst habits? (dare) Put your Top 25 Most Played songs on shuffle and list the first five.

30: (truth) What is the last thing you did that you have to keep secret from someone? Who do you have to keep it secret from? (dare) Tag five blogs with great URLs.

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Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

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a ranking of which fall out boy songs are best to fight to

my songs know what you did in the dark 10/10: DARK DARK

20 dollar nosebleed 10/10: brendon urie will be there thats p cool

thnks fr th mmrs 10/10: a classic, fight with your friends and harmonize

the take over, the breaks over 10/10: no way your opponent will forget about you

G.I.N.A.S.F.S 10/10: fight homophobes with your love for mikey way 

rat a tat 9/10: its courtney b i t c h 

twin skeletons 10/10: are you fucking kidding me ? that bridge? that bassline? lose your m i n d

west coaster somker 10/10: oH H E L L Y E S

young and menace 9/10: pro-you can’t not go fucking wild when the beat drops and your opponent will not survive, con-youre fighting other fob fans

dance, dance 6/10: youre a heart down you will not be able to fight

the kids aren’t alright 5/10: you can fight but its just you and your anxiety and youre losing

jet pack blues 4.5/10: the beat is good fighting material but the lyrics like…….pls come home

i dont care 1/10: youd assume this would be higher but like you wouldnt care about fighting so 

golden 0/10: cant fight when youre crying

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The signs as Area 11 songs

Aries: Heaven-Piercing Giga Drill

Taurus: In The Blind

Gemini: Cassandra (pt II)

Cancer: Tokyo House Party

Leo: Are You Listening?

Virgo: The Strays

Libra: All the Lights in the Sky

Scorpio: Vectors

Sagittarius: Override (A)

Capricorn: Dream & Reality

Aquarius: Knightmare/Frame

Pisces: Euphemia

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“I loved you, always.”

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Cooking and Baking Hacks

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Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful.