the-gimmick-oracle
Come forth or something idk I'm new
45 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
the-gimmick-oracle · 24 days ago
Text
I love watching those videos that predict for the next year every December because I just kinda go "Hmmm... yeah lemme fact check for a moment. Yeah that's gonna happen."
Anyway here's five things that I personally think will happen in 2025: - We'll actually start seeing recovery in the forests burned down a few years ago by natural disasters and gender reveal parties - Someone in the American congress will be arrested - Something's gonna happen with billboards (specifically I think it'll have something to do with vandalism) - A government official in the UK will die - Another YouTuber will try to start a brand and proceed to get sued
So yeah those are my predictions. Have a wonderful New Year, anyone reading this :)
0 notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 1 month ago
Note
That doesn’t sound right. What would you even have done to them? And I’m fairly sure he’s hurt his fair share of people too
FINALLY I’VE MANAGED TO TRACK YOU DOWN- HI!! Sorry, I’ve been asking around for a while but no one had much information. Nice to see you again!
- @the-gimmick-oracle
Ooc: Hello!! Mod here! Hii! Not to sound rude, but do I know you?
11 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 1 month ago
Note
Why not?
FINALLY I’VE MANAGED TO TRACK YOU DOWN- HI!! Sorry, I’ve been asking around for a while but no one had much information. Nice to see you again!
- @the-gimmick-oracle
Ooc: Hello!! Mod here! Hii! Not to sound rude, but do I know you?
11 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 1 month ago
Note
Alright :D sorry for the confusion! (aaand do-over is go, ooc over)
Sillyguy where’ve you been I’ve been looking everywhere :0
FINALLY I’VE MANAGED TO TRACK YOU DOWN- HI!! Sorry, I’ve been asking around for a while but no one had much information. Nice to see you again!
- @the-gimmick-oracle
Ooc: Hello!! Mod here! Hii! Not to sound rude, but do I know you?
11 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 1 month ago
Note
Ooc: Sorry!! You don’t, that’s my bad- this is as directed at the character, I’ve had this blog as an oracle character for a while and thought it’d be fun to try to find an Apollo blog to interact with, which is what I was getting at in the ask. Sorry if this came off as intrusive or odd or anything! I’m used to interacting with gimmick blogs that kinda just “yes and” everything, my bad!
FINALLY I’VE MANAGED TO TRACK YOU DOWN- HI!! Sorry, I’ve been asking around for a while but no one had much information. Nice to see you again!
- @the-gimmick-oracle
Ooc: Hello!! Mod here! Hii! Not to sound rude, but do I know you?
11 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 2 months ago
Text
That’s fair. But what I was hoping to do with this blog was to possibly be given hints by other gimmicks that were planning to do things with lore so I could take it and spin it into a fun little prophecy to warn others
Where are the anons that don’t hesitate to make an arc??
anons
don’t be afraid to interact with me, I don’t care! I actually love it!
yes turn me into a micro germ
yes throw me into a time loop I would also find funny
please give me a gun and then turn me into a murderous hamster it’s hilarious
Anons, don’t be afraid to do anything. As a gimmick blog it’s hard to create lore, or have fun without you anons being stupid and goofy with us. You guys are a critical part, so please interact with us
169 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 2 months ago
Text
I rely on interaction! Give me things to make prophecies for! Tell me things you’re going to do in lore so that I can make prophecies warning of it!
Where are the anons that don’t hesitate to make an arc??
anons
don’t be afraid to interact with me, I don’t care! I actually love it!
yes turn me into a micro germ
yes throw me into a time loop I would also find funny
please give me a gun and then turn me into a murderous hamster it’s hilarious
Anons, don’t be afraid to do anything. As a gimmick blog it’s hard to create lore, or have fun without you anons being stupid and goofy with us. You guys are a critical part, so please interact with us
169 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 3 months ago
Text
Interesting… I’ll just read out the little script thing for quests I was given during training and we’ll get straight to your prophecy
uhhhhh okay so approach, seeker of fate, and find what is held in store for you on your perilous quest et cetera et cetera, oh the disclaimer is an important part. Disclaimer: The Oracle not responsible for any deaths or severe injuries that may happen on your quest. If you or a loved one have been killed or injured on your quest, please refer your complaints to the Fates and basically don’t shoot the messenger. Alright let’s go
Sent on a quest for oneself to prove Danger shall follow, so stay on the move Each object you seek retrieved shall be But some along the way shan’t be friendly Be wary, adventurer, but let yourself rely On solely the help of others, and you won’t get by To prove your independence, to prove you are brave You must travel all over, yet never cave Shadows will follow at times, large and small And the places that feel safe, do not trust them all Be careful, apprentice, and quest with a friend Lest you face on your own your potential end Have fun :D
BOYS i’m leaving for the quest today
so i think i need to stop by the tower of @theweevilwizardofthewest in order to pick up the termite jar (😓😓😓😨😨 terrifying) and his apprentice @calico-in-the-forest (not as terrifying)
or, my first destination is the island of mord, so maybe sæge could meet me at the mainland coast with the jar, and then we could boat over there together??
12 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 3 months ago
Text
A quest, you say? Perhaps I could be of some assistance in determining your success. What quest are you being sent on?
BOYS i’m leaving for the quest today
so i think i need to stop by the tower of @theweevilwizardofthewest in order to pick up the termite jar (😓😓😓😨😨 terrifying) and his apprentice @calico-in-the-forest (not as terrifying)
or, my first destination is the island of mord, so maybe sæge could meet me at the mainland coast with the jar, and then we could boat over there together??
12 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 3 months ago
Text
The boops have returned... just as the ancient texts said they would! Not even I dared try to foresee this just in case it wouldn't happen and I got my hopes up for nothing-- but I fear not now, for they have returned!
0 notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 3 months ago
Text
…no.
penis situational
penis metaphorical
wanna know the penis future
ask the penis oracle
10K notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 4 months ago
Text
I don’t know much about windows, but I like the arched ones on old buildings!
Tumblr media
Like those :)
Hi!! (Intro post)
Hey there! I’m Pythia! Well, that’s not my real name, I just use it for the sake of tradition! And also because I think it makes me more mysterious. I was chosen by Phoe for this job just last week, so I’m really new to this whole Oracle thing, but I’m getting the hang of it!
Anyway, information! - I’m 15! - I use she/her! - I’m a lesbian! - Whenever I refer to “Phoe”, that’s just the nickname I use for my guy Apollo. ‘Cause like, Phoebus is his prophecy epithet. - Expect cursing on this blog! Like the swearing kind. I don’t put curses on people. I leave that to the beings that are apparently called “anons”. - PFP is from picrew! - The tag I use for when I make a prediction is #prophecy ooo - If any of the situations I predicted for develop, depending on if I was accurate or not the tag could be #oracle success or #fate defied - In character tag is #oracleposting, ooc is #ooc of course - Asks tag is #someone has approached - That’s about it!
Tagging other gimmicks under the cut so they know I exist:
@maryland-officially @the-gimmick-doctor @samahs-chaotic-mess @gimmick-therapist @ohio-thestate
31 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 4 months ago
Text
Hello!!
Hi!! (Intro post)
Hey there! I’m Pythia! Well, that’s not my real name, I just use it for the sake of tradition! And also because I think it makes me more mysterious. I was chosen by Phoe for this job just last week, so I’m really new to this whole Oracle thing, but I’m getting the hang of it!
Anyway, information! - I’m 15! - I use she/her! - I’m a lesbian! - Whenever I refer to “Phoe”, that’s just the nickname I use for my guy Apollo. ‘Cause like, Phoebus is his prophecy epithet. - Expect cursing on this blog! Like the swearing kind. I don’t put curses on people. I leave that to the beings that are apparently called “anons”. - PFP is from picrew! - The tag I use for when I make a prediction is #prophecy ooo - If any of the situations I predicted for develop, depending on if I was accurate or not the tag could be #oracle success or #fate defied - In character tag is #oracleposting, ooc is #ooc of course - Asks tag is #someone has approached - That’s about it!
Tagging other gimmicks under the cut so they know I exist:
@maryland-officially @the-gimmick-doctor @samahs-chaotic-mess @gimmick-therapist @ohio-thestate
31 notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 4 months ago
Text
Oh, interesting! Always fun to meet fate and prophecy gods! (Especially considering that mine didn’t come to this “gimmickverse” with me)
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 4 months ago
Text
Are they, now?
@real-british-empire, is this the fun fact you wanted to share?
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 4 months ago
Text
Did someone say divination?
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
the-gimmick-oracle · 4 months ago
Note
yeah I’ll do that
not entirely sure how I feel about people asking why their dicks don’t work but prophecy is prophecy
hey where’s the place where I sit all mysterious and give people prophecies bc currently I’m just like standing around waiting for people to ask
- @the-gimmick-oracle
You can chill in a temple and wait for men to ask you why their dicks don't work?
(real thing that happened in that time)
4 notes · View notes