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[the-gimmick-oracle]

yeah I’ll do that

not entirely sure how I feel about people asking why their dicks don’t work but prophecy is prophecy

hey where’s the place where I sit all mysterious and give people prophecies bc currently I’m just like standing around waiting for people to ask

- @the-gimmick-oracle

You can chill in a temple and wait for men to ask you why their dicks don't work?

(real thing that happened in that time)

[the-gimmick-oracle]

I wanna predict something again does anyone have something they want to consult the oracle for

[the-gimmick-oracle]

fuck yeah love wins

did they fix each other in any way or was the prophecy just being poetic again

when are you going to ask me to be your partner?

*tackle hugs you* *both on the floor with me on top* How about right now?

Will you be mine?

*kiss*

[the-gimmick-oracle]

go ask the new gimmick blog @the-gimmick-narrator something -random anon

Alright!

[the-gimmick-oracle]

SPOOKY!!

[the-gimmick-oracle]

It’s a bit late to answer, but you definitely should be in the habit of eating breakfast for the sake of health!

Hi!! (Intro post)

Hey there! I’m Pythia! Well, that’s not my real name, I just use it for the sake of tradition! And also because I think it makes me more mysterious. I was chosen by Phoe for this job just last week, so I’m really new to this whole Oracle thing, but I’m getting the hang of it!

Anyway, information! - I’m 15! - I use she/her! - I’m a lesbian! - Whenever I refer to “Phoe”, that’s just the nickname I use for my guy Apollo. ‘Cause like, Phoebus is his prophecy epithet. - Expect cursing on this blog! Like the swearing kind. I don’t put curses on people. I leave that to the beings that are apparently called “anons”. - PFP is from picrew! - The tag I use for when I make a prediction is #prophecy ooo - If any of the situations I predicted for develop, depending on if I was accurate or not the tag could be #oracle success or #fate defied - In character tag is #oracleposting, ooc is #ooc of course - Asks tag is #someone has approached - That’s about it!

Tagging other gimmicks under the cut so they know I exist:

@maryland-officially @the-gimmick-doctor @samahs-chaotic-mess @gimmick-therapist @ohio-thestate

[the-gimmick-oracle]

Thanks for the reminder, but I don't have to do that for another few years unless it's sales tax!

Hi!! (Intro post)

Hey there! I’m Pythia! Well, that’s not my real name, I just use it for the sake of tradition! And also because I think it makes me more mysterious. I was chosen by Phoe for this job just last week, so I’m really new to this whole Oracle thing, but I’m getting the hang of it!

Anyway, information! - I’m 15! - I use she/her! - I’m a lesbian! - Whenever I refer to “Phoe”, that’s just the nickname I use for my guy Apollo. ‘Cause like, Phoebus is his prophecy epithet. - Expect cursing on this blog! Like the swearing kind. I don’t put curses on people. I leave that to the beings that are apparently called “anons”. - PFP is from picrew! - The tag I use for when I make a prediction is #prophecy ooo - If any of the situations I predicted for develop, depending on if I was accurate or not the tag could be #oracle success or #fate defied - In character tag is #oracleposting, ooc is #ooc of course - Asks tag is #someone has approached - That’s about it!

Tagging other gimmicks under the cut so they know I exist:

@maryland-officially @the-gimmick-doctor @samahs-chaotic-mess @gimmick-therapist @ohio-thestate

[the-gimmick-oracle]

Yeah no I’m with CC here

uh.. *clears throat*

*grabs a microphone*

@the-real-catholic-church and @eastern-orthodox-church are getting married!

If I tagged you, pass on the information, to aid the police/marketing god.

@real-british-empire

@the-real-catholic-church

@totally-a-chicken

@official-finland

@real-microsoft-outlook

@the-gimmick-doctor

@the-gimmick-authority

@the-real-gmail

@god-offical

@gimmick-lawyer

@gimmick-thief

@non-tyrannical-usa

I can't think of any more... I feel like I'll fucking regret this soon

[the-gimmick-oracle]

But they weren’t aware of their marriage before this?

uh.. *clears throat*

*grabs a microphone*

@the-real-catholic-church and @eastern-orthodox-church are getting married!

If I tagged you, pass on the information, to aid the police/marketing god.

@real-british-empire

@the-real-catholic-church

@totally-a-chicken

@official-finland

@real-microsoft-outlook

@the-gimmick-doctor

@the-gimmick-authority

@the-real-gmail

@god-offical

@gimmick-lawyer

@gimmick-thief

@non-tyrannical-usa

I can't think of any more... I feel like I'll fucking regret this soon

[the-gimmick-oracle]

…well the prophecy did say “and a whisper may start” but I did not think that someone would actually say something untrue about the relationship (even if positive)

anyway so far my prediction is actually pretty accurate which I was not expecting

uh.. *clears throat*

*grabs a microphone*

@the-real-catholic-church and @eastern-orthodox-church are getting married!

If I tagged you, pass on the information, to aid the police/marketing god.

@real-british-empire

@the-real-catholic-church

@totally-a-chicken

@official-finland

@real-microsoft-outlook

@the-gimmick-doctor

@the-gimmick-authority

@the-real-gmail

@god-offical

@gimmick-lawyer

@gimmick-thief

@non-tyrannical-usa

I can't think of any more... I feel like I'll fucking regret this soon

[the-gimmick-oracle]

What the fuck man don’t drag me into this

Also no

heard you were edible. om nom. *I am cat btw. this is in lore. i am cat*

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARYLAND AND ALSO FUCK NO

[the-gimmick-oracle]

Hell yeah!

OOC

Reblog if you are okay with people pestering your characters about literally anything

[the-gimmick-oracle]

OOC: This is my fourth gimmick lol

Hi!! (Intro post)

Hey there! I’m Pythia! Well, that’s not my real name, I just use it for the sake of tradition! And also because I think it makes me more mysterious. I was chosen by Phoe for this job just last week, so I’m really new to this whole Oracle thing, but I’m getting the hang of it!

Anyway, information! - I’m 15! - I use she/her! - I’m a lesbian! - Whenever I refer to “Phoe”, that’s just the nickname I use for my guy Apollo. ‘Cause like, Phoebus is his prophecy epithet. - Expect cursing on this blog! Like the swearing kind. I don’t put curses on people. I leave that to the beings that are apparently called “anons”. - PFP is from picrew! - The tag I use for when I make a prediction is #prophecy ooo - If any of the situations I predicted for develop, depending on if I was accurate or not the tag could be #oracle success or #fate defied - In character tag is #oracleposting, ooc is #ooc of course - Asks tag is #someone has approached - That’s about it!

Tagging other gimmicks under the cut so they know I exist:

@maryland-officially @the-gimmick-doctor @samahs-chaotic-mess @gimmick-therapist @ohio-thestate

[the-gimmick-oracle]

Don’t assume the negative outcome, it was never specified who would stitch up one of their hearts. Perhaps they’d help each other.

@the-real-catholic-church kissed @eastern-orthodox-church. -@the-official-news

No way!

But should they truly become lovers, then as Time turns the pages It will surely be a romance for the ages The road shall wind, and a whisper may start And one shall end up with a stitched-up heart…

[the-gimmick-oracle]

@the-real-catholic-church kissed @eastern-orthodox-church. -@the-official-news

No way!

But should they truly become lovers, then as Time turns the pages It will surely be a romance for the ages The road shall wind, and a whisper may start And one shall end up with a stitched-up heart.

[the-gimmick-oracle]

hello, pythia

Hi Hades!!

[the-gimmick-oracle]

I want to bring up lore for Pythia but there's barely any yet since she's new and I don't have ideas :( I would do a memory loss thing but I have another gimmick where the character has memory problems as part of their lore (this is my 4th gimmick) fuck it I'll give her a bit of lore I can figure out the rest of later

Anyway, could you explain this 'gimmickverse' to me? Phoe just said it would "test my abilities", but didn't say anything else.

alone again 👍