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Cecil from Welcome to Nightvale

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This came to me in a vision.

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gonna watch House M.D. and I’m scared. What if he becomes one of my blorbos.

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thing from beyond that gets really salty whenever someone assumes they can just turn into anything they want

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if you are my online friend or mutual then i automatically assume you are transgender. if you aren't you have to come out to me as cis

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My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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Customer: VJ SHORT FOR VANCE JR. VEEJ CHILDHOOD NICKNAME FOR VJ. DMV: YO VAGINA Verdict: DENIED

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

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There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider

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i lied. put your clothes back on. i’m going to explain the plot of malevolent to you.

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Things are grim right now but a small silver lining is that The Onion bought Alex Jones's site InfoWars and are going to turn it into "a parody of itself", using it to make fun of conspiracy theorists and far-right nutjobs.

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eye guys 🔥🔥🔥