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crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore

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no! the patient will die without pathetic gay vampire. they need sexy biting to live

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Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

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Youtube comments good sometimes

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Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt

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Incredibly funny when for some reason my english and german skills glitch together and i start speaking english with german grammar.

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guys the other FtMs, transcmascs and i spoke and we don't really think the kill all men jokes are funny anymore. yeah no we get that you "don't mean us" but we want you to reflect on why that might be. you know, just like, if it's not too much trouble.

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A comic based on this poem

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some of y'all fundamentally misunderstand my favorite characters but im being sooooo normal and mature about it. i haven't even killed anyone yet

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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I know all the posts about how to stockpile hrt come from a good place but yall. Stockpiling T on purpose is a felony and its not one i judge you for but...STOP admitting it out loud on your blogs frankly and with none of the "teehee THEORETICALLY" shoplifter blogs used to have. Im seeing people talk abt the stockpiles they already have AND their plans to share it and my guys... this website WILL give your personal info to the government if subpoenad. Idk that its LIKELY but I know itd be embarrassing as hell to go to JAIL for felony possession of controlled substance w intent to distribute bc you couldnt stop yourself from YAPPING on a fucking tumblr post and then mr hammers gave your email and login ip to the cops. I KNOW youre all not using secure enough burners and vpns and shit 4 that Cmon now

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

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