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Why can’t spiders do anything without it being framed as gross

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i will never understand swifties. listen to lana del rey like a normal person

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watching the US ban more books and make robot police dogs

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Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

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I had a dream that I was shitting uncontrollably and you made a post about how only stupid people shit uncontrollably and I got offended so I called you out on tumblr and you laughed at me

Lol another shitter in my asks

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t shirt that says YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD and the back says NEITHER DO I

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i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

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If your throat is a thrussy, what is an adam's apple?

your thresticle

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king boo circa luigi’s mansion 1: boo! im Nefarious and Spooky! i kidnapped mario! muhahaha 

king boo circa luigi’s mansion 3: luigi i am personally going to fucking murder you

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