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purple's purple

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transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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Light yagami is questioned by the police asking what he was doing during the last Kira murder. He answers he was at the museum looking at authentic iron maidens which were really used as torture devices. Encyclopedia brown walks in,

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Smh mr beast straight people have to deal with their own stupid ruled enough without you shooting your laser at them

you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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happy pride month superman is making ur dash gay

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gsa meetings now held in the panopticon tower

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describing the plot of utena to someone

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They call her Vanilla the Rabbit but thats certainly a lie. She isnt when shes in the bedroom with me

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the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

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You should be

watching house/hausu 1977 for the first time. i'm excited for the piano who eats people

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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."