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needed to expel this demon. what if it was 1490 and his holiness was inexplicably from mameceastre britannia because he joined an augustinian order and was sponsored by a patron to go through oxford ecclesiastical school and then went onto paris and eventually became a cardinal and in a move to try and pick a politically neutral pope all of you voted for him because he didn’t have any fingers in pies except it turned out he was up to his elbows with simony and bribing and you’ve just realized you elected a young mildly tyrannical pope into the throne.

and also he brought his syphilis-riddled mangy cur of a brother along and made him a cardinal-deacon

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I beg for another Noel with cunt cream pie especially because I mean it when I say I'm starving n I'm here right for the dessert cos I'm fat n fucking greedy

plus I just thought it's so cute noel's calloused fingertips from playing guitar must feel so good on clit maybe he enjoys playing with himself as much as he enjoys playing the guitar lol

AHAHAHA OK HERE'S UR DESSERT! sorry for the lateness of my response, I was very busy the past few days

First, the creampie. LEMME ADD SOMETHING: him getting fucked in mating press position, and of course is Liam doing all that. Imagine Noel under the strong thrusts of Liam just taking it until they're both so spent they pass out. There's absolutely no way he's not walking out of there pregnant. That's why Liam was creampying him in the first place.

HMMM NOEL PLAYING WITH HIS CLIT, THERE'S FANART ABOUT IT:

https://x.com/taolidiyuexi/status/1954882771765354965?t=E9Wepxar6CNzp64E5923hg&s=19

ISN'T HE CUTE? SO DESPERATE TO CUM. God he deserves a pussy because that's the best pleasure ever I'm sorry I'm a clit defender.

Noel not only plays guitar, he also DJs... By himself...

Love that, we need more boypussy content with Noel and also some gcest with that because believe me, Liam would NOT come out alive of there. He's eating that pussy like it's the last meal ever on earth.

[the-finest-commander]

please can we get more noel Noel with pussy the nation is starving....

OF COURSE! This is the first anon I receive in like WEEKS man HAHAHS thanks for asking!

Okay so I've been really into bottom Noel being such a pillow princess now that is even more confirmed he's not active in bed. I have this image of him being fucked in missionary and still holding a cig between his fingers and barely making any noise, which drives the top in question MAD. Now imagine that with a PUSSY! A guy going down on him and he doesn't know what to do with allat... So Noel lights a cigarette and smokes while looking at the ceiling. He think "should I fake an orgasm? Nah, let the man know he sucks giving head!"

So of course the guy notices and ask what he needs, and Noel gets the perfect idea in mind. He sends the man to the cuck chair and takes out a vibe from his drawer. Still smoking of course, he starts to jerk of with the toy and shows the guy where the clit is and how pleasurable it is! GOD IM BEING CALLED FOR DINNER NOW FUCK

If you send me another ask I can continue this with squirting and creampie involved and maybe Liam in the scene ahahah

[the-finest-commander]

single mother who got knocked up by her brother boyfriend

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I just love that canonically the Gallaghers are fucking villains, not only because they're obnoxious, but also that's how the entertain media portraits antagonistic/twisted behaviour (think about Crimson Peak, Bates Motel or the Lannisters™)

THE GALLAGHERS ARE VILLAINS YAY ♥️

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Lmao

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VOX Magazine November 1996

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I really love bp noel like it's peak goon material, he'd be so happy to have a clit damn, and liam obsessed with boy's cute anatomy feature, they'd fuck to the oblivion and i bet everything they do is just for noel's pleasure. fucking into him, making him shiver and tremble till he starts moaning his own name - just because how good every thrust and every touch makes him feel, how oversensitive he becomes, the sweetest wetness between his thighs. I swear I want him to be overfucked until he forgets how to close his legs

YES YES YES YES FUCK YES

Liam would be soooo whipped with the noelussy man. Absolutely lost in the sauce (literally).

My way of thinking about Noel is this: he should receive extremely mind-blowing pleasure. And me, as a woman with a vagina, I can totally affirm that PUSSY IS THE BEST. Idk about dicks man... us people with clits know the amount of nerves it carries just to rock our world.

So as you say, god damn they would fuck like rabbits in heat. The overstimulation Noel would experience man, and Liam is just there to serve him so good. Imagine if he huh if he squirts 🫵🏻🤞🏻🤘🏻🖖🏻. That would be the end of Liam, nothing would have broken up oasis if Noel had the power of pussy.

And of course this implies a lot of things that I want you to think of! Is this an AU where he just has a vagina? Is this a trans AU? Is this omegaverse which includes intersexuality??? Much to think about. But overall, I loved your description. Is so hot, write that damn smut ♥️

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rasty frog isn't russian, she's ukrainian!! don't worry by the way she'd probably just giggle at this.

OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY!!!! I typed that without analysing the possibility of being a different language fuck I'm so embarrassed wkskwkdk tell her I'm sorry 😭

Is this how people feel when they can't differentiate Spanish, Portuguese and Italian? Wow 😳

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I need Noel nursing him and Liam’s brand new pup

Honestly me too. I think about them shocked as they see their little baby latching on Noel, almost dissociated (think about Liam with his dead stare and open mouth face).

Noel is just following his instincts at first, when they're just back home after a tormented birth. As we have discussed before, I think he would go in a post partum depression, and nursing the baby wouldn't give him that sense of connection he knows he should feel with his pup. Liam is right next to him, all giddy and dumb. He's clueless about what's happening, he thinks Noel's frown and tense arms are just his way of focusing, but hell no, it goes way beyond that.

Of course if we jump over this angst development, at some point Noel would overcome this dreadful feeling. Somehow one day he would realise his baby is not suckling as before- well, maybe the pup is straight up not accepting the feeding. That's when they go to the doctor. Whatever the problem is (probably no production of milk due to stress), Noel snaps out of the depressed veil (but not extremely positive, not at all) and focus on nursing his baby. In the end he finds the enjoyment out of it, the sense of connection he was missing. And of course Liam is there to support him.

Overall, taking the fluff path, I think Noel and the baby would be inseparable. Those moments of nursing becoming a ritual, a break from the chaos. Imagine the pup learning to take the boob out lmao, wouldn't that be so cute??? Liam making a joke like "she/he's just like me fr" or something 😭😭😭

(sigh) I'm sorry for taking the angst way, it just happens to me that I can't romanticise fully the parenting thing, much less with NOEL. But hey, it's all grey, not black and white. Feel free to send me more ideas around this concept if you want ♥️

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driven to lust by a 45 year old man's bare leg

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Where do we find this Russian artists 👀

It's rastyfrog private acc! Hope they let you in. Username: @/FrogSecurit

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Fucking love that russian artist that posted Boypussy Noel today

I'm so sad Noel can't experience the wonders of having a clit and a pussy bro he should be getting mind-blowing orgasms and squirting 🚬🚬🤧

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I CHANGED MY USERNAME!!!

Since I saw an underage kid on twitter using the same exact past username as me (mybigmouthh), I've decided to change it for the sake of them and to prevent any misunderstandings.

Now you can find me on ao3 too under @/the_finest_commander

That's all!

Introduction

Welcome to my blog, my name is Judith and I'm 23 years old. As you can see, this is a safe space for people who are into gcest/Gallaghercest. If you're not comfortable with that, just block, thank you very much.

Anons are now activated, you can ask me whatever you want about this interesting topic (not so deep tho, I know people that know the lore better than me)

With that said, enjoy my little corner. Sometimes I post memes, and sometimes I post fanfics.

[the-finest-commander]

But I like the concept of Liam being just a dildo for Noel ♥️

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I'm so sad Noel can't experience the wonders of having a clit and a pussy bro he should be getting mind-blowing orgasms and squirting 🚬🚬🤧