the-dreamspiderdance

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Susbdjsbdjdjdid *cries*

I'm sorry I'm so late! But yes! We all get to eat cake together!

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY, WEED!!!!!!!!

I decided to draw Weed with the birthday cake that @the-dreamspiderdance gave them!!!!!!

(Dream, you aren't okay with me using your design just let me know and I'll take this down)

Character belongs to: @ask-undermine

[the-dreamspiderdance]

When Scor (fellflop purple Papyrus) gives off Korg vibes.

:)

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Luigi in Super Mario Galaxy: Whew I'm Beat

Me as Mario: ... Luigi... YOUVE ONLY COLLECTED FOUR STARS FOUR. AND YOU COMPLAIN! I'VE COLLECTED 50 POWER STARS, PLUS YOUR FOUR. AND YOU'RE "TIRED?" YOU'RE THE WORST BROTHER EVER. I HATE YOU.

[the-dreamspiderdance]

When the dumbass you're forced to call "bestfriend" goes to jail and now you're stuck getting him out.

-Blue

[the-dreamspiderdance]

I'm going to start calling Crim and Penny's AU FellFlop... the Fellswap that flopped.

[the-dreamspiderdance]

I'm going to start calling Crim and Penny's AU FellFlop... the Fellswap that flopped.

[the-dreamspiderdance]

If a mer-skeleton-man-thingy jumped out of the ocean and tried to grab me, I'd bash his tail or skull with my phone/a rock.

Give me some warning before grabbing me. I can't swim well.

[the-dreamspiderdance]

DREAM ‼️ DREAM ‼️ Hello 😀👋🏻 do your shoes need shining? 🤔👟✨ Dream😳‼️Dream please 🥺☹️🙏 Do you need coffee? 👀☕️ Come back 😫 PLEASE my clout 😤🤑 Dont go away from me 🥺 Dream please 😍

... who are you and why the heck do you want my shoes?

[the-dreamspiderdance]

My mother (she's half asleep which makes it funnier): -so unless you know what that feels like, don't talk to me.

Me: I'd actually have to get married first.

My mom: No, you'd actually have to love something first.

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Someone: *leaves a meanish comment on my work and doesn't even give me kudos*

Me: Oh... okay thanks :')

My amazing friend (and parental figure): Hello yes I wish to know why you decided to not leave constructive criticism and instead leave criticism.

Me: Oh- :)

[the-dreamspiderdance]

IT'S MY DADSTER :D

Thank you, I'm totally not crying because this is the greatest thing to ever exist.

May I ask if you could draw my Dadster please. If you can't that's fine ^-^"

(I didn't know what your dadster looked like, but he seems so sweet. Like you.)

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Since Discord is down I'm going to spend my time writing...

Apologizes for how long it's taken for me to do this ^-^"

[the-dreamspiderdance]

*Dadster slowly moves up*

Dadster: ☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎☹︎👎︎☜︎☼︎☠︎📪︎ ✋︎❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ ✋︎📪︎ 👎︎✌︎👎︎❄︎💧︎☜︎☼︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ✌︎☠︎ ✌︎☠︎☠︎⚐︎🕆︎☠︎👍︎☜︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 👎︎☼︎☜︎✌︎💣︎📪︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👎︎✌︎🕆︎☝︎☟︎❄︎☜︎☼︎📪︎ ✋︎💧︎ ☝︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 💧︎❄︎⚐︎🏱︎ 🏱︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 🕆︎☠︎❄︎✋︎☹︎ 💧︎☟︎☜︎🕯︎💧︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎ 🕈︎☼︎✋︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎ ☹︎✌︎❄︎☜︎ 🕈︎☼︎✋︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 🏱︎☼︎⚐︎☺︎☜︎👍︎❄︎💧︎📬︎ ☼︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ 💧︎☟︎☜︎🕯︎💧︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☼︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ⚐︎☠︎ ✌︎ 💧︎⚐︎☠︎☝︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 💧︎⚐︎ 🏱︎☹︎☜︎✌︎💧︎☜︎ 👌︎☜︎ 🏱︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎📬︎ 💧︎☟︎☜︎🕯︎💧︎ 👎︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎ 👌︎☜︎💧︎❄︎📬︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✋︎🕯︎☹︎☹︎ 😐︎☜︎☜︎🏱︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎👍︎😐︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎ 👌︎☹︎⚐︎☝︎✏︎

*You look around for a translation before spotting a piece of paper on the floor*

Paper: Translation for Dadster: HELLO MY CHILDERN, IT IS I, DADTSER. AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT... DREAM, MY DAUGHTER, IS GOING TO STOP POSTING UNTIL SHE'S DONE WRITING HER LATE WRITING PROJECTS. RIGHT NOW SHE'S WORKING ON A SONG... SO PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH HER. SHE'S DOING HER BEST. FOR NOW I'LL KEEP TRACK OF HER BLOG!

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Dadster: ❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📪︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎☹︎👎︎📬︎ ✋︎ ☟︎⚐︎🏱︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ 👎︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 💣︎🕆︎👍︎☟︎ 👌︎☜︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎📪︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☠︎ 🏱︎☹︎☜︎✌︎💧︎☜︎ ✌︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎ 💣︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 👍︎⚐︎💣︎☞︎⚐︎☼︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✋︎☠︎ ✌︎☠︎✡︎ 🕈︎✌︎✡︎ ✋︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎📬︎

English: THANK YOU, MY CHILD. I HOPE YOU ARE DOING MUCH BETTER AND IF YOU ARE NOT, THEN PLEASE ALLOW ME TO COMFORT YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN.

Dadster:☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ ☞︎☼︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👎︎💧︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎☹︎👎︎☼︎☜︎☠︎📬︎ ✌︎💧︎ 💣︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✋︎❄︎🕯︎💧︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎🕯︎💧︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 💣︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 👌︎☜︎ ☟︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ 💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ 💧︎⚐︎☼︎☼︎✡︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👍︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☼︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ 🏱︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎❄︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎📬︎ ☺︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ 👌︎☜︎ ✌︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ ☞︎✋︎☝︎🕆︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ☹︎✋︎☞︎☜︎ ✋︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🕈︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎👎︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎📬︎

English: HELLO FRIENDS AND MY CHILDREN. AS MOST OF YOU KNOW IT'S FATHER'S DAY. AND THAT MUST BE HARD FOR SOME OF YOU. AND I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS RATHER POINTLESS DAY. JUST KNOW THAT I'M HERE FOR YOU, AND I CAN BE A FATHER FIGURE IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Dadster:☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ ☞︎☼︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👎︎💧︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎☹︎👎︎☼︎☜︎☠︎📬︎ ✌︎💧︎ 💣︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✋︎❄︎🕯︎💧︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎🕯︎💧︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 💣︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 👌︎☜︎ ☟︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ 💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ 💧︎⚐︎☼︎☼︎✡︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👍︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☼︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ 🏱︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎❄︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎📬︎ ☺︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ 👌︎☜︎ ✌︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ ☞︎✋︎☝︎🕆︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ☹︎✋︎☞︎☜︎ ✋︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🕈︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎👎︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎📬︎

English: HELLO FRIENDS AND MY CHILDREN. AS MOST OF YOU KNOW IT'S FATHER'S DAY. AND THAT MUST BE HARD FOR SOME OF YOU. AND I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS RATHER POINTLESS DAY. JUST KNOW THAT I'M HERE FOR YOU, AND I CAN BE A FATHER FIGURE IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Dadster:☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ ☞︎☼︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👎︎💧︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎☹︎👎︎☼︎☜︎☠︎📬︎ ✌︎💧︎ 💣︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✋︎❄︎🕯︎💧︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎🕯︎💧︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 💣︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 👌︎☜︎ ☟︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ 💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ 💧︎⚐︎☼︎☼︎✡︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👍︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☼︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ 🏱︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎❄︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎📬︎ ☺︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ 👌︎☜︎ ✌︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ ☞︎✋︎☝︎🕆︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ☹︎✋︎☞︎☜︎ ✋︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🕈︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎👎︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎📬︎

English: HELLO FRIENDS AND MY CHILDREN. AS MOST OF YOU KNOW IT'S FATHER'S DAY. AND THAT MUST BE HARD FOR SOME OF YOU. AND I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS RATHER POINTLESS DAY. JUST KNOW THAT I'M HERE FOR YOU, AND I CAN BE A FATHER FIGURE IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Hello! Idk if many people with take the offer but, if you need a Dad for Father's Day, Dadster will be your honorary Dad.

Dadster: *happy Dadster noises*