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people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

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for each trans person who is unable to acquire hrt or safely transition in any way i will break the fingers of every single cis person on the planet

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platonic love means everything to me you have no idea id move mountain ranges. id drain oceans id chew dying stars raw

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Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 2

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”

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i will always cheer for girldick but i don't think we talk about how cool bottom surgery is enough. they can just. build a vagina? where there wasn't one before? it's been possible for decades? that's incredible, shout-out to all post op girlies i hope you're having the time of your life with that.

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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Something I need to be reminded of often. Yes, I'm very lazy and also have executive problems up the wazoo (the difference? laziness is fun), but the cultural expectation of being productive every waking moment isn't healthy either. And the business of feeding ourselves is especially fraught these days.

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the team is all here

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