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been thinking a lot about human centipede x norovirus lately

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I have an unfounded suspicion, that the venn diagram of [people who don't wet their toothbrushes before use] and [people who eat nutella on bread with no butter] is a perfect circle

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super clit

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mentally forever sixteen cunty and shy as the smiths once put it, or something along the lines

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due to inflation I will now be having 3 - 4 little treats a day instead of just one

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"Think outside the box" baby my thoughts don't even occupy all the space inside the box

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let me just slip into something a little more comfortable...😏 (a coma)

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*someone addressing me with my name when talking to me*

me, who completely forgot I have a name people know me by, refer to and associate me with: 😧⁉️⁉️

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Can't believe my parents are constantly stressing about wanting grandkids as if I wasn't busy making sure they keep having a kid

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why is my jawline only working nightshifts

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I'm so not normal about this (<- guy who very much is normal about this, casual even, chill and ordinary, laid-back, nonchalant if you will)

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If you have Ghost, you have the perfect subjects for an exploration of simple line, form, and color. This set was so much fun! Papa IV with his coffee cup, charming Terzo, Kiss the Go-Goat Nihil and Sister are my favs. Though who could resist Cardi’s trike with rat friends?

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I might be hanging on by a thread, but did they also tell you that I am in fact desperately trying to let go of it, it just got entagled in my rings and unravelling it has been a nightmare

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I'm actually convinced that the whole Jesus being the son of god™ and a miracle worker thing was the goncharov of its time and too many people just didn't get the joke

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"Do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" I will be doing both, actually, just to be sure

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you heard the man, deploy the smut in the name of healthcare