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welp. guess I'll straighten my hair and do emo makeup in these trying times.

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sometimes you play a game for a character that people say is Just Your Blorbo In A Different Font and then that character dies horribly and then you cry for days

sometimes that happens

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babygirl im fucked up in ways your psychiatrist cant even begin to imagine

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fuck you *rips out your obicularis oculi*

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driving on an empty highway in thick ass fog like I'm in a goddamn indie horror game. if i am actually the main character here i don't want it give it to someone else thanks

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i met my gender in a back alley once and they said some cryptic shit i never understood and then disappeared in a puff of black smoke.

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Spotify calls me an alchemist as a polite way of saying "for once in your life, use one of those playlists you already made. You have so many like the one you want to make right now. You don't need another." But the ones they're referencing don't have That One Song on it.

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goal achieved: teased a friend so much i got the phrase "i don't like this side of you." i am on my way to becoming an antagonizing little shit.

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the doctors call my excessive tiredness "vitamin deficiencies" but i call it "a core personality trait"

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man i sure do love being a public nuisance I sure hope this doesn't backfire on me in indescribable ways

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i wanna be a spooky man

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welcome to college! they stole your intestines when you were four.

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steals a single plain noodle from your pot

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so. what was everyone reading today before. yknow. the plague of hackers.

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me, pointing a mushroom at god: tell me the name of gun you fungal piece of shit

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ow.

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giving into paranoia and creating a Fanfiction Flashdrive to store downloads of all my bookmarked fics. just in case.