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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

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back from the dead to wish you a happy progress day and condolences for your terrible new job 🎉

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i love slowburn and drama🥰🤗🤩

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imagine fourth wheeling a tricycle

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Listen I love College AUs that make Viktor a hardass professor, but this is the dude that, when he saw someone’s work was going to be burned, stole it and then used his position at the Academy to break into his boss’s lab. He shut down Sky’s bid at hanging out, but he was relatively polite and professional about it. He’s sharp occasionally with Jayce and Mel, but that’s just when they Accidentally Do A Classism or Request He Help Them Do War Crimes

If he were a professor he’d be a harsh grader, yeah, but he’d also 100% be the professor who’d agree to a zoom meeting outside of office hours to make sure you understand a concept or help you edit your thesis, then stay up even later than normal to write you a good reference letter if he thought you deserved it. His RMP would be a mix of 1/5 he’s terrifying and if you don’t attend lectures you’ll fail and 5/5 he’s the best professor I’d ever had, I learned so much, and I would take him for every class if I could

(Jayce tho would deffo be the professor everyone loves because he’s nice and you can easily negotiate a better grade if you just talk to him)

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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I'm sick *cough cough*

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As promised, a sequel to this.

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marriage ring being in the left hand is a crime against left-handed ppl cuz writing with a ring on your fingy is really uncomfortable

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Meljayvik modern au photoshoot or smth + coffee break ^^

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they're so incompetent. i love them.