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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism
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cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality
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Women are expected to perform emotional work and men are expected to consume it without reciprocating and we’re all trained to call that love. It’s incredibly toxic, and it’s not love.
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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
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has anyone written a star trek pacrim au. george and winona kirk jaeger pilots. winona keeps fighting even while nine months pregnant because there are too many kaijus to bench a whole jaeger. george killed in a beckett brothers style jaunt in alaska. winona manages to limp the jaeger back to shore singlehandedly then gives birth on the beach to jim. jim who hates the jaeger program for taking his dad and fucking up his mom (who was still linked to george when he died) for life. jim who 20-some years later is tracked down in bumfuck iowa by marshall christopher pike who convinces him that he's more than just a drunk genius-level repeat offender. jim joining the jaeger program because his dad saved the city of anchorage and pike says the whole world is hanging in the balance, now. i dare you to do better. mccoy the jaded neurologist who was there in the early days of the jaeger program, kludging people's brains together and trying to keep them from dying, who now has to spend his days cutting apart kaijus and sharing a lab with that uptight hobgoblin in charge of the program's physics department. spock who's tested for drift compatibility with every jaeger pilot who comes through the san francisco shatterdome but never makes it past the sparring phase, because he's just too brutal, too efficient. spock who lost his mother to a kaiju attack, and literally saw her ripped out of his hands. scotty the hyperactive punk rock engineer harnessed up and clambering over 300-foot robots with his sidekick keenser. sulu and chekov the jaeger pilots who run the fastest jaeger in the business. chekov the seventeen year old who came to the jaeger program as a mathematician and got drafted into the war. uhura who was a pilot with her best friend gaila until gaila died and she took over the command center, overseeing every kaiju defense left in the dwindling war effort, making sure her friend didn't die for nothing. jim kirk who walks into the shatterdome with an enormous chip on his shoulder, steps right up to the sparring mat, and finds his drift partner immediately in spock. i don't know what the jaegers are called i can't do everything around here
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the unfortunate thing abt life is sometimes you Do have to wait for the bus in the rain and if you were a specific brand of annoying in 2012/13 this is significant
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I assume Valdivia's painting is referencing this batshit insane lion (I love him, your honor) from Rousseau's The Dream, but I can't find any details. CRAZY EYES FTW.
Paloma Valdivia
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New Character Unlocked!!!
Berries & Chocolate Basket
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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel
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Wei Wuxian coming out of the burial mounds not technically dead, but dead enough that inquiry works on him, to his chagrin
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