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pissgrave (stickynotes)

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Boys who pee sitting down and girls who pee standing up

She just needs to piss between his legs as he sits on the toilet :^] Sharing is caring!

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Time for a poll:

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Crack Prompt: It’s winter. A is peeing somewhere outside, thinking they’re all alone until B pranks them by viciously attacking them with a snowball. That’s all 🌨️

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god i didnt even realize how cute omo with tailed characters is

using tail to hold themselves whether they realize it or not

wagging their tail when they finally get to go or

putting their tail inbetween their legs in shame if they wet

awkwardly trying not to get their tail wet while wetting

gripping their tail or wrapping it around their leg in frustration while desperate

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With this being the winter holiday season, I’d just like to say that writing your name or drawing in the snow with pee is cute!

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I was gonna tag this with characters who are generally considered AFAB who I think would do this, but then I realised I headcanon this for practically all my faves because I love this trope <3

How about a character without a meat stick attempting to stand and pee? Trying their best to aim, not get wet, seeing what positions work best for them, etc. either out of curiosity "can I do that too?" or necessity "too many thorns on the ground/this toilet seat is gross... wait a second, can I...?"

👀hell yeah- a character being fed up having to take even longer than someone who can just whip it out an go and just being like "yeah, I'm fuking learning to do that." Or buying those STP devices to save them the trouble of practicing 😂

Or also- character learning to piss in a bottle so they ultimately avoid even having to leave an area (like, the car on a road trip or some kinda outdoors exhibition)😎

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V//ocalo//id pee headcanon

The K//agami//ne twins pee together all the time. Because they’re so inseparable, they often drink at the same time, and being twins, have similar sized bladders, so they usually have to pee at the same time. It’s not weird for them to go pee side by side -  since they’re hardly ever apart, it’d be weird for them not to! Plus, it’s just much more fun for them to disobey the Ghostbusters rules and cross the streams. 

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I like the idea of a group of friends having to go pee in the bushes or something, and the most stereotypically feminine cis girl of the group surprises everyone by standing and aiming perfectly without needing an STP. When everyone stares she just says "What? I had six brothers growing up, you have to learn these things."

Oh HELL YEAH😎👀

Highkey that's my Oc, Olli- she's like, always got cute/elegant dresses and dainty asss shoes, just the stereotypical girly girl but god damn can she out stream the lads when they all go out xD

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An idea I love: two characters A and B who were childhood friends and are still friends as adults, desperate. A looks around for places where they can pee privately, and B just grins and mentions how they used to pee together when they were younger - “remember the peeing contests we used to have? Or when we’d share the toilet, or pee on the school wall at recess when the teachers couldn’t see?” A just looks embarrassed and stern: “We were like, what, ten? We both outgrew that kind of stuff years ago. Y-you’re not suggesting...” and B just has a n_n expression on their face, lightly giggles and doesn’t say a word.

This could also work for B leaving the bathroom door open and chatting to A outside, A saying “I’ll wait until you’re done to reply,” and B pouting: “boo, you’re a party pooper, I’m just peeing! What happened to our fun times when we were kids? Remember when we -” and repeat the last scenario.

(Bonus points if one’s a boy and the other’s a girl! I’m especially imagining this with Dae///h//yun and D//v//a from O///ver//wat//ch.)

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Prompt: A has to pee on a train. Since the toilets onboard aren’t the cleanest, they attempt to pee standing up (or possibly hover) but soon regret it when the train swerves to one side or stops abruptly, leading to them missing and peeing all over themself and the floor. B, who has been with them for the whole ride and witnessed their former desperation, ends up thinking they just didn’t make it in time. 

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PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS <3

Omovember Day 30: Free Day / Double Omo (as in peeing together)

Soo instead of doing all prompts like you’re supposed to do, I did 3 (4?) for the same prompt 😅 Lately, I’ve been into the idea of girls and boys (innocently) peeing together so…yeah. Not what I usually do but there needs to be more of that. 

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Day 19: In front of a crush

"Going somewhere, Senpai?"

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Based on that last reblog

Like this post if you’d describe the “I need to pee” sensation/urge as a “tingle,” “tickle” or “tingly sensation”!

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For me it’s a bit of both, I feel pressure and fullness but I definitely feel a tingling sensation, especially right at the beginning and at the end. When I first get the “I think I kinda have to pee” sensation it’s a slight tingle before I feel any pressure, and when I’m absolutely bursting it tingles a lot!

There have been a few times though when I’ve woken up with a very full bladder and felt the pressure and fullness but not the tingle. Perhaps I have to feel it building up from an empty bladder to get the tingle? Maybe not though because I’m sure I’ve felt the “gotta pee!” tingle when waking up too. I’ll update this when I wake up tomorrow morning!

About half the people I've asked say "I can't relate, it just feels like pressure and fullness in my bladder" and the other half say "yes, exactly! That's the perfect word to describe the sensation" - when you need a pee, does it tingle?

ehhh not really! it mainly feels like pressure... if I really have to to maybe some clenching/fluttering? sorry anon :< maybe a follower would relate? 👀

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Omovember Day 15: And there was only one toilet! (okay, you know what this is)

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