thatoneadhdbitxh

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Hell yeah! Go forth and have fun fucking shit up! Be Chaotic Good!!!

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Sir yes sir

as a general rule. if what we’re calling ‘cultural appropriation’ sounds like nazi ideology (i.e. ‘white people should only do white people things and black people should only do black people things’) with progressive language, we are performing a very very poor application of what ‘cultural appropriation’ means. this is troublingly popular in the blogosphere right now and i think we all need to be more critical of what it is we may be saying or implying, even unintentionally.

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Karma was written for Glass Onion.

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Fuck yes

fuck the mcu i want the bbcu (benoit blanc cinematic universe)

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When I get my own house, can you even fathom how much fucking singing I’m going to be doing??

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Neurotypicals:

“my mind is a complex web of emotions and capabilities.”

Me, a neurodivergent:

“BRAIN HAS TWO SPEEDS!!!!

BRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! (big cat’s loud MEOW)

AND

brrrrr! (smol kitten’s mew)

But sometimes a secret third thing (sad)”

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I am an absolute slut for when characters become so consumed by rage after going through sometimes traumatic or watching someone die and they just OBLITERATE THEIR ENEMIES WITH POWER THEY DIDNT KNOW THEY HAD.

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Neurotypicals: “You spoke of an interest I have! That is exciting.”

vs

Me: “YOU SAID A THING I KNOW! I am !!!!!!!!!!”

(Bc !!! Is an emotion in the whackwheel I call my brain)

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People always look at downsides to ADHD, but one thing I find positive is that when there’s two of us, we can hold 27.4 different conversations at the same time!!

We can talk about how cute squirrels are, gender roles, who was the best spider man, fashion trends, hairstyles, upcoming events, life trauma, our favorite candies, why Sharpay Evans would have made a fantastic president, the smell of sharpies and how to cook boxed pasta.

We are little supercomputers!!

Don’t be sad about your talent.

Just know that I’m proud of you.

That’s all. ☺️

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Me: “ahh, finally. Peace and quiet.”

That random fuzzy ringing noise™️: “I think the fuck not, bitch.”

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Me: *is happy and having a good time.*

Also me: *suddenly zones out, plunges into a pit of sadness while turning on sad music only to be back to happy when I see a meme*

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Me: “I’m going to be mysterious and keep a resting bitch face to keep people from approaching me.”

My ass less than 2 minutes later: “Hi!! I like your shirt!! *continues on to overspeak and over share*

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Neurotypicals:

“7 + 5 = 12 and it that is a fact.”

Meanwhile…

Me, a neurodivergent:

“ 7 is a hungry bitch so it eats 3 from 5 making it 10 then it’s 10 + 2 = 12.”

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And ur calling me and out bc why???

Here is the comic series I promised with my last post!

Part 1/4

Part 2 will be neurological explanations,

Part 3&4 will be actual tips and tricks!

Please know that I’m not intentionally withholding the next parts, they’re just not finished yet and making this series takes so much time. So much Layouting to not make all this info a wall of text! That being said I hope I can upload part 2 next week to my patreon