thatguyoversea
Today I've got no troubles in sight!
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thatguyoversea · 20 hours ago
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Every person who's into music has a special guy named Michael
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thatguyoversea · 20 hours ago
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A pool of blood wizards.
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thatguyoversea · 20 hours ago
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I got a new chapstick
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thatguyoversea · 20 hours ago
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ha. I bet your parents warned you about the types of women you'd meet in the big city. but sister, that ain't me. your parents ain't never seen a bitch like me. your parents don't know a bitch like me is possible. they don't know how far science has come. I'm basically the worst thing you'll ever see, and the best shit you'll ever feel. I walk through the door with my arm around you and your parents shit and vomit, guaranteed.
I don't look like much out on the street, but when I let the dogs out the girls start barking. you don't date me to piss off your parents, you date me to make them envy you. I keep a folding chair in the trunk of my corolla just in case your dad needs a place to sit while I'm fucking his wife. that's fucking right, I'm a gamer. I won't apologize. let me ask you something, if you could piss cum, would you apologize?
cause I don't shoot ropes, I throw down. humans can't pronounce the word for what my wiener does. I'm at your granddad's funeral seven days a week. look at me wrong and you can kiss your ass goodbye, cause I am the dad who works at nintendo. I was born on a saturday. I am the danger. don't fuck with me, kid.
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thatguyoversea · 3 days ago
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studies are showing that transgender women love to say "#hiiiiii"
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thatguyoversea · 3 days ago
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damn bro your castle is like..... emotionally compelling. im moved, my dude
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thatguyoversea · 3 days ago
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calling in old to work
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thatguyoversea · 4 days ago
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thatguyoversea · 4 days ago
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How about I mix your genes with my genes? We're so compatible,and our bodies know it
come on man
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thatguyoversea · 4 days ago
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I am afflicted by Nuance. I fear it may be terminal. well okay, not necessarily "terminal" per se, but
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thatguyoversea · 4 days ago
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*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha
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thatguyoversea · 4 days ago
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See the thing is that if you keep saying "I bet everyone hates me I'm so annoying" is that its annoying. And people hate it. So it's a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy isn't it. You know what's also a self fulfilling prophecy? Acting like you're hot shit until you become hot shit
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thatguyoversea · 4 days ago
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thatguyoversea · 5 days ago
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you'd do numbers on tumblr
what’s tumblr
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thatguyoversea · 5 days ago
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Hey uh
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string identified: i don't know :(
closest match: that's scary :(
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thatguyoversea · 5 days ago
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1. Second thoughts.
2. Conversations with the mirror.
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thatguyoversea · 5 days ago
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Space Shuttle Columbia (OV-102), 1981
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