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u gotta be overcome with affection for the kings hand gal now

never have i been so overcome with affection for a stranger as i have with the king’s hand guy from twitter

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A feature this website desperately needs

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some of you will see king’s hand and type on the computer “this would be good if it wasn’t greek salad” or “I think ice cream would be better filling” or “bread and salad makes more sense” like no shit sherlock. did you miss the fucking part where it’s from a dream I had? you think I’m gonna make a funny post to be like “wow look I made a regular cookie”?

and then some of you. some of you are like “why did it take a week”. god. I so regret ever saying I “spent a week” on it. you fucking act like that means I spent literally every waking hour toiling over the oven baking the thing. is that literally how anyone ever uses that phrase? when someone says they made a loaf of bread and it took them a full day, that they mean they were kneading the damn thing for 14 hours and baking it for 2? no. it proofs and rises. use your fucking head. I had to make a goddamn mold of my hand.

wow this person must have been on weed. no wrong again. bzzt. buzzer sound. oops! I have creative interests and enjoy little projects. it’s called committing to the bit.

“this isn’t greek salad it doesn’t have peppers” it is greek salad sorry. I make the call

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congratulations if you found this blog. you have earned the right to know if kings hand is good or bad.

its good.

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