Call me Lise. Amateur artist. Cis female. She/her pronouns. I really appreciate rare pairs and I like to sketch. Uhh yeah that'd be all. Hope I can keep you entertained.
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person : why do you draw everything facing left in ¾ view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist
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I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”
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tfw ur trying to write plot but ur brain only provides you with out-of-sequence snippets built on vague ideas and an endless number of potential outcomes that develop and branch out unnaturally over an unspecified timespan
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some european country: IF WE ACCEPT THESE FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND REFUGEES OUR COUNTRY WILL BE DESTroyED1!!1!!!!!! W NEED TO SHUT OUR BORDERS!!!! WHY ARENT THE REFUGEES GOING TO THE NEARBY COUNTRIES??????
turkey: *took in 2,6 million syrians*
lebanon: *took in 1,2 million*
kenya: *has the biggest refugee camp in the world, hosting almost 330k refugees in that ONE CAMP ALONE*
south africa: *took in 1 million refugees*
jordan: *has a refugee camp with 122k syrians*
ethiopia: *took in 200k somali refugees*
gaza strip refugee camp: *hosts 110k palestinians*
mali: *took in 75k refugees*
south sudan: *has a camp with 70k refugees*
literally every other fucking african and poorer middle eastern country that cant fucking afford to take in refugees but still does because turning away people fleeing from a crisis is fucking disgusting privilege: *does more than its share*
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instead of arguing whether pineapples should be on pizzas or not, we should all stand united in order to combat the real evil which is sparkling water
#food mention#I drink it with lemonade syrup#that way I'll have a healthy alternative for a fizzy drink
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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
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it costs $0 to stop sympathizing with nazis and white supremacists that deserve to get the shit beat out of them
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do you ever just
“no that’s not dramatic and cheesy enough”
“getting warmer”
“t HERE IT IS”
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when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship
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height jokes - hilarious and original by lance mcclain
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#was he forced to endure everyone singing happy birthday to him#because that makes me want to go rampage too#death mention#cats
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me every time I’m looking for and finally finding rare pair content
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18. A song that was released in the ‘80s.
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Time to Energize ☕️
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Good kids. #bobsburgers
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“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”
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