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BAHAHAH
My friends’ cat had to get spayed twice because the vet missed some the first time and she ended up going into heat. Needless to say, they were very confused how their spayed cat was in full on heat.
Not Valmeow though, he’s just a menace
PS Vox cat is way too cute
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There is a huge hole in the market for sexy videos of nerds doing your taxes apparently.
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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS VOX PLANNING TO ACOMPLISH FROM THIS 😭😭
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BAHHAHAHAH
Vox: Oh, so you two are getting along very... cordial now? Velvette: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. Vox: Friends? Velvette: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. Valentino: We both love butterflies. Vox: Aww– Valentino: And beating people up. Vox: Oh, okay.
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THOSE BITCHES DO THO-
Do you think Val swoops Vox up on the reg
I like to think so
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We are HOT SHIT
The Vees ✦
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<3
Love you bitch<3
Ich liebe dich, du bist so großartig
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WOAH
I love all the artists on tumblr
Best social media
the future of hell belongs to the--
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I DO THO-
Velvette probably hosts a class to teach people in hell about all the Cooler Dances so they have more options than tango two step and waltz.
She teaches all of the TikTok dances and then posts them
And she gets the voys to do it too and now I have the funniest mental image of Vox doing the renegade on their voxtok to page to promote some new product
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WOAH THIS IS TALENT✨️
silly guy
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EW THERED BE NO WIFI
FUCK NO
Wait maybe I could make it a trend-
VOX!!!!! DO YOU STILL GIVE OFF WIFI WHEN THERES NO SERVICE?!?!?!?
Okay random scenario but all three of the vees camping how chaotic do you think it'd be?
(none of the pictures are mine)
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Ok, that Carmilla carmines a BITCH but hear me out-
HEAR ME OUT
<3<3<3
#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel#hazbin carmilla#i love them#my girls#why is their mother a bitch
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You used that wrong.
You press add tags
Baxter you're an idiot cunt
/pos
@that-hashtag-bitch I use a tub of hair gel daily and never wash it out. Is that bad?
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For you <3
rocks
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BAXTERWHATTHEFUCK
B a x t e r
Baxter please
Why
i never take off my binder
i already got top surgery
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@that-hashtag-bitch
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B a x t e r
You cunt.
C h a n g e y o u r c l o t h e s
@that-hashtag-bitch is it bad I always wear my labcoat and never take it off or wash it
#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel#hazbin baxter#baxter i swear i will design you an outfit for free#please change#please#baxter
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