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Trump campaign staff on 2 hours sleep: Is this the Four Seasons, Philadelphia?

Garden center employee about to take the express elevator to nirvana: Yes. Absolutely.

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just discovered a new type of girl in the wild today. watched this girl walk out of the convenience store and bite her energy drink open

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i literally just walk around my room like this

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“how to read more” “how to read faster” “how to read daily” STOP STOP stop STOP this is not a competition. read slowly, read when you’re in the right state of mind, really savour it, read for pleasure, read for yourself. don’t read for performance, stats or to compare yourself to others

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day 11 of @quezify's eggtober !!!!!!!!!!! still needs some time in the pan

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my glasses are fagging up

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Ur 20s are for thinking about getting laid but not willing to put in the effort to achieve ur goal

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every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

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My girlfriend, ADHD: *spitting out words at an ungodly rate for like an hour straight*

Me, her autistic gf who doesn't mind the rants because it means I don't have to talk:

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Eggtober Day 11! More Eggs!! More!!

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Eggtober by @quezify if you all want to create some eggs :D

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yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

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i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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me when im on the titanic and im pushing my way through the crowd to get on one of the lifeboats

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I should be allowed to cover my ears whenever I want without the neurotypicals looking at me weird