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"I asked chatgpt!"
Well I asked Palmer and he began to vibrate and his face began to pour blood from every orifice and his head became swollen and his limbs distorted and OH MY GOD HE'S THE THING, WINDOWS, PALMER IS THE THING MY FLAMETHROWER ISN'T WORKING! WINDOWS, YOU HAVE TO BURN HIM OH MY GOD HE GOT WINDOWS
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#last one is so canon#you could sense jack’s patience fall through the roof as soon as he starts interacting with charlie#he was so EXASPERATED each and every time#even funnier when u consider charlie was literally his sisters awkward crush/boyfriend/whatever clairlie was before they were solid#he just didn’t know it yet#lost abc#abc lost#lost#lost 2004
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Claire never got Charlie's note OR her ring AUGHHH
#I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN OVER THIS GAAAAHHHHHHH#I HATE EVERYTHING#THE ONE THING HE LEFT FOR HER#THE ONE THING HE LEFT FOR AARON#AND NEITHER OF THEM FUCKINF GOT IT#DONT GET ME STARTED WHEN SUN FOUND THE RING AFTER 5 YEARS AND JUST. JUST LEFT IT#but lowkey valid because why would she want anything to do with charlie after The Incident.#GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH#charlie pace#claire littleton#aaron littleton#lost#lost abc#abc lost#lost 2004
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me resisting the urge to become a toxic fan with unfair opinions the moment somebody talks badly about my fav

#if you call pippin or frodo useless but proceed to say [redacted] is ur fav im automatically assuming u dont actually like lotr#wait who said that#we love all the characters here but it gets to the point where the hypocrisy is noticed#and you can’t help but feel#does this person actually like this piece of media or just the idea of liking it#hm.#fandom#lotr#lord of the rings#tolkien
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i’m convinced people who think this do not actually like lord of the rings and just warp it into what they want it to be
"[Frodo]'s a total idiot and a waste, even more of a drag than Pippin"
i need to vent my hatred right now.
i was reading a lotr ff on wattpad and i came across this comment.
so i just had a stroke cuz... WHAT THE FUCK
this girl who was speaking completely destroyed my fav two characters in a single comment.
AND ABOVE ALL.
i'm 29787% in agreement that everyone’s free to have their own opinion, thank goodness. but this… this is just utter stupidity. these are completely FALSE and ILLOGICAL statements.
tbh, i'm too shocked to say anything else right now
#lotr#lord of the rings#pippin took#frodo baggins#tolkien#they were both essential to the story wtf are they yapping about#me complaining
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NAVEEN ANDREWS as SAYID JARRAH in LOST 1x13 Hearts and Minds
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I still think the fact that penny and daniel are canonically (half) siblings is one of the funniest fucking things in that whole show. through charles widmore no less. and neither of them ever knew it. even funnier when you're both a desdan and a despen shipper. imagine being widmore and both your kids are obsessed with this broke ass weird ass scottish dude you've been trying to chase away with a broom for years, I'd throw a fit
#LMFAOOOOO#wasn’t this revealed in like. the same season too#lost#abc lost#lost abc#lost 2004#daniel faraday#penny widmore#penelope widmore#desmond hume#charles widmore#kate austen#jack shephard#claire littleton
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LOST POSTING PART 1!!!
on season 2 ts is so fire… wonder who my favorite is
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do you um. oh shoot. okay. here we go. um. do you want to be m.y friend.
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if you put a gun to my head and made me choose between heatwave temperatures and snow the gun would go off
#unpopular opinion i detest snow#it looks so pretty but it’s so cold it hurts and when it melts the ice is everywhere for a week#and u can’t walk anywhere without risking death#me complaining
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kurt russellbros i come before you with a gift
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fuck. i think i would send 1,000,000,000 jupiter sized meteors hurdling at light speed toward earth for that smile
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irl friend is about to discover snake plissken…

#they put efny on their watchlist because in their words#the poster is cool and he’s kinda fine#you know once you start there’s no going back#when snake comes into your life he’s there to stay#snake plissken#escape from new york#escape from la#needless to say i’ve offered my 4k uhd for them to borrow#kurt russell#john carpenter
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whipping out the aroacespec raygun on any character i remotely like
#charlie. can this be about charlie. op can we make this about charlie. join me. take my hand make charlie aroace with me#< prev tags#yes.#in fact he was the inspo for this post.
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whipping out the aroacespec raygun on any character i remotely like
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