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I'm on a quest to find my Government Tumblr Assigned TF2 character. this is #2

I do not describe my looks because it doesn't matter.

I am strictly asexual. I do not like to be touched in any way, shape, or form. I am not a nice person and I am not a mean person, I am whatever person I want to be at that moment because I don't have much of an identity, because who needs it? Uh, shit, I forgot what I was saying-I do that a lot. I like plants vs. zombies though because it is the greatest game ever invented. My therapist says I have similarities with people that have schizoid personality disorder, so essentially, I do not crave romantic or platonic relationships. I do not care to be around anyone, but I like being in the midst of goofy shit. I will be around people just fine, but I don't see a point in talking more than i have to, but sometimes if i'm particularly annoyed or interested by something, I will engage a conversation about it

I like the most deplorable horror imaginable. I do not watch it, but I like to learn. I like music, cult classics, cats, plants vs. zombies, mad science, and psychology, this includes playing a therapist role because that implies I will know lots of things and I will not be close with the person. I dislike incompetence and being patronized. I am not easily angered, but I am easily annoyed.

I hope I did not write too much. I like sentences. Even though I told about my possible disorder, it would be nice if this was /r(/romantic) rather than platonic. Thank you.

let me be straight pragmatic here at the start, I read this and my first thought was medic and the second was sniper

Medic: Medic and you get along well, both not partial to physical contact makes the relationship easy, no compromise on that, you both enjoy some company while doing your own things and can have some conversation on the subjects you are knowledgeable in, the term love is used softly here, he does care deeply for you and you both have an understanding of what that is

Sniper: Honestly you comfort him, both of you like to being in general company and he enjoys watching Solider and Scout cause stupid shit from afar, he is hesitant on the love sort of thing but will show it in actions like listen to you talk about the things you enjoy and in turn he talks about animals and plants, he might give you a few hugs or light touches here and there but overall respects the fact you rather not be touched

uh, hopefully you got what you where looking for Anon?

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Ok so I am 4,9 female. Blue eyes, hella pale, thick brown hair.

I show my love through gifts and quality time- I would like to receive love through quality time and psychically(like cuddles, handing holding, hugs- etc). I was raised to be really good and to be abstinent. I will never drink or smoke due to the way I was raised and I stand by it. However due to the fact I literally was not allowed to think about a boy romantically or even have a conversation on it without being shunned- it somehow caused me to have an unhealthy obsession/craving for romance- haven’t dated/kissed/anything. Feel horrible and disgusted about the idea of dating another person.

Love to hang out and just talk- kinda introvert so after a while it leaves me exhausted, but I still enjoy the human interaction and would feel lost without it. Hobbies: Reading(informational/sci-fi), binging tv/listening to music, returning to rollblading. Honestly looking for mental stability.

Hello Hello Hello! sorry for the wait! I get Miss. Pauling and Sniper vibes! if not dating just friends Ms. Pauling doesn't have a lot of time to give, BUT when she does it's very good, she just needs to relax and that's what she'd be doing when with you, always giving you a good hug when she saw you and maybe even some sweet kisses to that cute head and face of yours. Sniper is kinda the same way with socializing, but you he's willing to sit with! though the best people don't drain your social battery as others do. He is here to cuddle and hold your hand! he's actually a huge sci-fi nerd! you could go alien hunting and ufo watching with the lanky dork!

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im not sure if your requests are open but if they arent my apologies i would like to request a matchup.

im a 5'4" biromantic ace agender person

im a capricorn and im an intp 5w4. most people say i seem cold or detached though i am fun to be around when im with friends

i like slasher horror, baking, drawing, video games, rhythm/music and cats based ones especially

im very touched starved and i can be clingy at times

thank you in advance

I've taken so long to replies to these I apologize. I couldn't pick from [drum roll please] Scout and engie for you! Scout is a bit of a surprise, right? but once he became a friend you two would get along very well, and with actually understanding you if you two ever got together he would respect your ace factor and just want to cuddle!!!! you and him are rulers over video games, sometimes you two play drawing games together! Engie! this southern boy is a learned boy, it might take a bit of pulling but he'd end up in a cuddle with you even if he had some big project he was working on, be ready to be asked to bake lots of southern treats, think the fella has a sweet tooth beyond maybe scouts for that feel good comfort food.

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I uh-- heard you were doing tf2 matchups and i wanted to submit 👁👁 sorry if this bothers you lmao.

Um, I am a 4'11 person whos currently confused on their entire gender identity, but right now is nonbinary and goes by they/she. Also bisexual 😎

I enjoy drawing most of the time, watching random animal facts on YouTube along with reddit videos, and vines. I also enjoy playing sims 4 so thats neato. I also have a tendency to simp for literally any character that i find interesting.

Idrk how these matchups work exactly and how much im s'posed to put but yeah. I also really like the color red and im currently debating to get my hair cut shorter. And uh-- that's all. :)

Doesn't bother me at all! I do apologize for the wait though on getting this done!! OKAY SO HERE WE GO I MATCH YOU UP WITH THE ONE AN ONLY PISS MAN! Sinper himself! Sniper Loves to be able to come home at the end of the day and relax with you, watching you draw and listening to animal fact videos, even if he knew a lot of this stuff already, it brings him joy you are interested too and would take you out to see some of the animals in real life. You are beat out by Snips when it comes to simping there though, he adores you and it sometimes seems like he worships the ground you walk on, but not outwardly, all his affection is subtle but he keeps a protective arm around you if ya'll ever go out anywhere. Hope you liked this!

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Could I get a ship? I'm a 5'0 straight female with freckles, green eyes, and brown hair.

I am a Sagittarius (tho I don't really belive in that sort of stuff) and have a mediator personality on the Briggs scale.

I love to bake, sew, crochet, draw, etc... Basically anything where I get to create something. I'm constantly making things and I like to fidget.

I also keep fish and love the process of building tanks and decorating them. I especially love shrimp because they are adorable.

I constantly crave affection (but will never admit to that). I really love cuddling, and am definitely touch starved but anyone who knows that has figured it out themselves. Because for some reason my brain thinks I don't deserve any of it.

I am way too nice to everyone, even at my own expense and tend to Bury my emotions when I am in pain. I have Depression and some anxiety and tend to worry about if anyone I know actually likes me while simultaneously thinking that I don't deserve anyone to love me. I also tend to go into self hatred spirals that make me try to isolate myself (and do some other stuff that's not so good for me).

Anyway thanks in advance if you do answer this :)

such a lovely person!  I match you with scout!  Scout would tease the crap out of you for being so short, but he also really likes that! means he can come up behind you and hug you from behind with his chin resting on top of your head, this happens when you are doing one of your many creative activities!  He wouldn’t let it be known but he’s a huge cuddle bug and is starved for attention as well, so he’s always looking for a reason to hug you and give you all the affection you want. He’s a stubborn brat at times so even if you isolate yourself he would be there waiting for you, or trying to make whatever you are going through as barrable as he can and remind you he loves you, in both large and small. 

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tf2 matchup? im a gay trans man who may be short but I am brimming with energy and rage. I'm also very impulsive (both to my gain and to my detriment) and I get really angry really easy. what I lack in physical strength I DO have in charisma and smart. ness. sometimes. my ability to do things decently and think straight is entirely on a whim but goddamn if I won't try. I mostly do digital art and other such things but I also enjoy keeping various animals!

Okay so as soon as I read this my mind went to scout, BUT then it was like “Sniper” and then I paused and went “Demo”, so you also get to choose which one out of the three I write, enjoy! Scout: What is there to say? the two of you are chaos causers, to the joy of Scout and the annoyance of the rest of the team, but what does that matter? you and him are in this together and have enough energy to keep up with each other. He is also a man who can’t think straight and it’s a gamble what that will be. He admires you and your artistic abilities a lot, he is the only one on the team it seems to have the ability so it’s nice to be able to talk to you and show you something he made with you understanding on his level what he did. Sniper: Snipers finds you absolutely adorable, or handsome, whatever you rather be called. Sure you can get on his nerves with how much energy you have, but double edged sword! you have this excited nature to you that makes him smile to himself and pull down his hat to hide his face. You’re like a puppy and he’s good with animals, so it’s not hard to see why this stoic piss man would love to call you his own. Also, animals?? this is the aussie outback man, he LOVES animals and will teach you everything he knows about them to you. Demoman: He is extremely amused by your high energy and rage, together with you he brings you out to blow things up with him when it’s all just to much, he’s always laughing when at work, isn’t he? He also admires your charm, even when drunk it puts a smile on his face. He loves to watch you work on art, as he can’t draw anything other than explosive schematics, it amazes him to watch. He would also love to see your pets and animals. 

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Tf2Matchup please! I'm a strong female with a bit of chub. I'm extremely compassionate, patient and a bit naive sometimes. I make people feel at home. I am very observant and efficient at problem solving. I love flowers, listening to music (new wave especially), helping others and creating art/crafts. I will support my partner even at their worst. I have been through a traumatic childhood so I can be moody sometimes. I enjoy listening to others and learning about new things

Okay so this is interesting: I couldn’t pick one so I’m going to do all of the ones I thought while reading this in the order I thought and you can pick your favorite :]

Soldier: STRONG!!! LADY!! Soldier loves a strong American woman! just like him you are Naive to stuff but deep down have a heart of gold. He doesn’t always understand the problem solving or ideas to solutions you come up with but follows along because you did that!! his American sweetie pea! He loves to hold and hug you and squeeze you in big hugs! or even if you somehow get him to do crafts with you, by the end of it his will be abandoned in the past in need and want to hold you. one of the few times in loud proud man can be quiet. Sniper: Sniper is amused at you, mainly for the naive bit, but he also loves that about you, He loves to go out with you and show you different plants in spring and summer that are in bloom. You might be chubby but that just means there is more of you to hold and hug, to wrap his long libs around and keep close. He can and will sit for hours with you, watching you make and create things with care and love.  Engineer: This southern Mr. could sit with you in his workshop for hours, trying to teach you everything he can, and listening to everything you now, the two of you are knowledge hungry and together it’s a sight to see. The two of you also like to create, he might not be good with making arty things but that doesn’t stop him from trying to when you ask, He will also bring you flowers! only the best for the dame who stole his heart, and the two of you are chubby, but that just means there is more of each other to hug and tickle attack.  Hope you liked the choices! 

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Tf2 matchup, cisfemale pan. Early 30s, 4'8, brown hair and eyes, glasses. Works as a mail clerk, pre covid did lots of volunteering at animal shelter, in programs with abused kids, and the local food pantry. Hobbies are mostly reading (historical fiction, scifi and biographies) and restoring old furniture. I tend to put others before myself.

I match you with the engie! This smart man adores your hard work when it comes to your job and your hobbies. He would let you talk about anything and everything to him, even if he knows what it is he loves to hear your voice talk about whatever you are interested in (you’re even allowed to do so when he’s working!) The short man would spend most of his free time when not tinkering with his bots to spend with you, reading books while holding your hand or helping you restore furniture, or any other activity you choose to share with him. He also thinks you’re cute as a button with your glasses and hair, though he does envy that one inch you have on him, it doesn’t change the fact that you’re his sweet heart and precious to him.  He would even start coming up with inventions to try and help you do the volunteer work you used to from far away since it’s an important part of your life. 

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Match ups!

Hello! I'm going to be writing Matchups if you want to send a request/ ask in! It will also be the only thing I'm doing right now, I might do more in the future but right now just Match ups. You can be of any gender identity or sexuality I want to mainly keep it on the wholesome side of things also only TF2 match ups

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//Ask catboy scout and Werewolf Sniper is ready to go!\

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High fantasy team fortress scout/sniper au?

yeah I legit don’t... I don’t know, just take a look, chapters will be updated when brain go brr

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Enjoy a sketch of scout, I wanted to do a picture of my dream cosmetic load out but got side tracked, either way here's Jeremy!

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I want to see how many people are in this goddamn fandom