tf2-nurse-is-dreaming
The Nurse
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Please, call me the Nurse. I promise I won't bite. When sober at least.
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 11 hours ago
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Just asking if you [mod] are still doing the 🎯 domination line thingys? Or like, accepting asks for it.
I’m sorta paranoid and wanted to make sure lmao
Yeah I am, might take me a bit to get to it simply cus I'm forgetful
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 12 hours ago
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hey did you take a bite out of Archie what
.... Maybe.
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 13 hours ago
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:3
(Peppercorn has been taught how to type apparently)
- @peppercorn-the-therapy-cat
Oh that's sweet. I don't quite get why you sent that image but I'm glad I'm your friend!
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 13 hours ago
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🎯 @kleptomaniask / the burglar, :)
I would say I caught you red-handed, but all of you seems to be red now!
If you're going to sneak up on me, at least cover your smell.
DOMINATED, keep your hands in your own pockets next time!
I know I'm glowing but you can't steal me!
Hands off the merchandise, crook!
DOMINATED, I don't think we need to do a pat down now!
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 13 hours ago
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🎯 could you do some for @meet-the-trapper-tf2
❤️:3
DOMINATED, you stupid pinhead.
Look on the bright side, free food for your bugs!
Oh look, man killed by man's best friend.
Should I dress you like a deer now?
DOMINATED, wish I could've kept your ushanka.
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 15 hours ago
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That's right. Come back in three days and I'll give you the next shot. And come here if you get bit again, got it?
* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 16 hours ago
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If you're constantly around dogs that are biting you, then you need a rabies shot. Well, technically it's a series of shots over two weeks. Just four. One today, one in three days, one in another three days, and one seven days after that. [Nurse walks over to a cabinet and looks around before pulling out a vial. He grabs an empty syringe and fills it with the liquid in the vial. He stands beside the boy and smiles] This won't hurt a bit. [Is all he says before pricking his arm with the needle and injecting it]
* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 16 hours ago
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A year younger than me... Huh. Also- [Nurse pushes him back down into laying down] I'm going to need to give you some shots before you go. Specifically a rabies shot.
* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 16 hours ago
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[Nurse begins to look over the mostly healed injuries. He had to pick out and clean up some stuff, but it was healing alright] So you're a stray..? How old are you? You barely look old enough to be alone.
* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 17 hours ago
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Oh no, these aren't just for Halloween. If they were I wouldn't have had them inserted and hooked up to my brain. Same with this. [Nurse reaches down and picks up his tail, which had been just swaying behind him. It was thin and made of segmented metal with a larger and sharper end piece]
* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 17 hours ago
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What? You didn't notice the ears or tail? They both kinda glow bright red. [As if to solidify his point, the red ears on the top of Nurse's head tilted towards the boy] And you can ask anyone who knows me, I am very dog-like.
* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 17 hours ago
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[Nurse huffs as he turns on the medigun. He usually tried to avoid using it without Medic but there are always exceptions. He stayed close by to observe to make sure there were no complications] A couple of bites is all it takes to kill a man. I would know since I've done it multiple times.
* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 17 hours ago
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[Nurse immediately puts the snake in its enclosure before rushing over] Those are dog bites! God, what did they use you as a chew toy or something?? [Nurse begins ushering them in and towards a bed] Lay down, lay down. I'll help you.
* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 17 hours ago
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* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *
"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"
- @wasteland-straydog
[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 1 day ago
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It was hard, but a very interesting event. Hm, let's just hope Respawn doesn't try to regrow your eye. [Nurse chuckles softly. He stops walking and fully faces Demo] You're welcome Demo. If you ever need help, just find me.
Ay, are ye the nurse aroond ere?
A think I hade te much te drink again...
@red-demo-tf2
Ja, I am the Nurse. If you need to lay down for a bit then go ahead. We have plenty of empty beds. I can get you some water to help you feel better and maybe a small snack if you're up for it? I can also place a bucket by the bed in case you feel like you're going to vomit.
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 2 days ago
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Oh yeah he could. We only realized when he screamed. Not even the medigun was able to help. Sadly due to the damage we had to remove even more of his arm. He woke up a bit after and told us to say fuck it and remove the entire arm since he can just build a new one. Both me and Vater were very hesitant but we obliged. His entire arm is metal now and I think possibly more. Engineer was surprisingly calm about just removing his entire arm. Though what can you expect from a man like him...
Ay, are ye the nurse aroond ere?
A think I hade te much te drink again...
@red-demo-tf2
Ja, I am the Nurse. If you need to lay down for a bit then go ahead. We have plenty of empty beds. I can get you some water to help you feel better and maybe a small snack if you're up for it? I can also place a bucket by the bed in case you feel like you're going to vomit.
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tf2-nurse-is-dreaming · 2 days ago
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The worst medical case I've dealt with..? Hm... Well there was a time that Respawn tried to regrow Engineer's hand, the one he chopped off. It didn't go right and his hand was a mangled mess embedded in Gunslinger. It hadn't fully grown so it was just his nerves and some flesh and it was grown around and inside Gunslinger. It was a mess. I think that's the only time I've had to put someone under anesthesia while working on them.
Ay, are ye the nurse aroond ere?
A think I hade te much te drink again...
@red-demo-tf2
Ja, I am the Nurse. If you need to lay down for a bit then go ahead. We have plenty of empty beds. I can get you some water to help you feel better and maybe a small snack if you're up for it? I can also place a bucket by the bed in case you feel like you're going to vomit.
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