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a man has just jamped off the entire state building .
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she b-blocked me...? ;_; but but I'm just a.. *suddenly eyes razor sharp* i am very evil
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ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months
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i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of
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is there ANY way i can sell you this fucking lexus even though it was owned by a gay man
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Omg I love that they actually drew the lab 🤣
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Cynthia feeding her Garchomp a lemonade because it hurt itself touching an ice cube ❤️🩹🧊
I just had to doodle this because garchomp is cool as hell but that 4x ice damage always tickles me..big badass jetplane/shark creature can’t eat a snow cone without going to the ER 💔😔
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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
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the vastness of space
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A man in Stockholm really took that last bit to heart.
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