I'm the goddess eater kill you maniac!! I'm like the joker but smokin hot!!! I'm harming every creature within 2 miles of me!!!! She/Her. 21. Icon by @siiiiiinchan on twit. bg by @ScwambledEggs.
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watching walter's dancing cards
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.
Slurp on my ‘gurt.
Cause you know its purp.
Put me in the dirt.
Put me in a shirt.
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Come fuck this (gesturing to weird pile)
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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