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*openly glares at him now*
*petting the head*
*just stares at with his jaw clenched, trying not to glare*
{ @admirable-mairon oops I never saw this }
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*petting the head*
*just stares at with his jaw clenched, trying not to glare* { @admirable-mairon oops I never saw this }
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“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game
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If you’re going to pet a bird, stick to petting its head. Petting the back and body can sexually stimulate birds, and cause sexual frustration.
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SEND ME "Would you ever" AND AN ACTION AND MY MUSE WILL ANSWER IF THEY WOULD OR WOULDN'T DO IT.
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✧ — Phantom of the Opera Prompts.
❛ My power over you grows stronger yet. ❜ ❛ Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind. ❜ ❛ Your part is silent, little toad! ❜ ❛ Perhaps it is you who are the toad… ❜ ❛ Flattering child, you shall know me, see why in shadow I hide! ❜ ❛ Seal my fate tonight. ❜ ❛ I hate to have to cut the fun short, but the joke’s wearing thin. ❜ ❛ Let the audience in. ❜ ❛ God, give me courage to show you you are not alone! ❜ ❛ Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? ❜ ❛ I heard as I’d never heard before. ❜ ❛ What you heard was a dream and nothing more. ❜ ❛ Those pleading eyes, that both threaten and adore… ❜ ❛ That voice which calls to me and speaks my name. ❜   ❛ And do I dream again? ❜ ❛ You have come here, in pursuit of your deepest urge. ❜ ❛ I have brought you, that our passions may fuse and merge. ❜ ❛ In your mind you’ve already sucummed to me. ❜   ❛ Now you are here with me. No second thoughts. ❜ ❛ Past the point of no return. ❜ ❛ What raging fire shall flood the soul? ❜ ❛ What rich desires unlock its door? ❜   ❛ What sweet seductions lie before us? ❜ ❛ Those who have seen your face draw back in fear. ❜ ❛ Did you think that I had left you for good? ❜ ❛ Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair! ❜ ❛ You’ve past the point of no return. ❜ ❛ You try my patience make your choice. ❜ ❛ I gave you my mind blindly. ❜ ❛ Wandering child, so lost, so helpless, yearning for my guidance. ❜ ❛ Have you forgotten your Angel? ❜ ❛ Wildly my mind beats against you… ❜ ❛ Think of me, think of me waking, silent and resigne. ❜ ❛ Imagine me, trying too hard to put you from my mind. ❜ ❛ Can I ever forget that sight? ❜ ❛ Can I ever escape from that face? ❜ ❛ Past the point of no return - no going back now. ❜ ❛ When will the flames, at last, consume us? ❜ ❛ When will the blood begin to race? ❜ ❛ I remember… there was mist. ❜ ❛ Who was that shape in the shadows? ❜ ❛ Whose is that face in the mask? ❜ ❛ Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon! ❜ ❛ Is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! ❜ ❛ Now you cannot ever be free! ❜ ❛ Come. We must return. ❜ ❛ Those two fools who run my theater will be missing you. ❜ ❛ No kind word from anyone! No compassion anywhere! ❜ ❛ Say you’ll share with me one love, one lifetime. ❜ ❛ Lead me, save me from my solitude. ❜ ❛ Say you’ll want me with you here beside you. ❜ ❛ Anywhere you go, let me go too. ❜ ❛ Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me? ❜ ❛ Have you no pity? ❜ ❛ Your lover makes a passionate plea. ❜ ❛ Let your mind start a journey to a strange new world! ❜ ❛ Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before! ❜ ❛ Only then can you belong to me… ❜   ❛ You alone can make my song take flight. ❜ ❛ It’s over now, the music of the night. ❜ ❛ Twisted every way, what answer can I give? ❜ ❛ Say you love him/her, and my life is over! ❜ ❛ Now, let it be war upon you both! ❜ ❛ See you later, because I’m going now. ❜ ❛ This haunted face holds no horror for me now. ❜ ❛ It’s in your soul that the true distortion lies. ❜ ❛ For the past three years, these things do happen! ❜ ❛ And did you stop them from happening? No! ❜ ❛ Why have you brought me here? ❜ ❛ We can’t go back there. ❜ ❛ I can’t escape from him/her/them… ❜ ❛ Raise up your hand to the level of your eyes! ❜ ❛ Refuse me, and you send your lover to his death! ❜ ❛ Go now, don’t let them find you. ❜ ❛ I fought so hard to free you! ❜   ❛ Say you love me. ❜ ❛ Your chains are still mine! You belong to me! ❜ ❛ Wait! I think my dear, we have a guest. ❜ ❛ I had rather hoped that you would come. ❜ ❛ Free him/her! Do what you like only free him/her! ❜ ❛ Does that mean nothing I love him/her! Show some compassion! ❜ ❛ The world showed no compassion to me! ❜ ❛ Did you think that I would harm him/her? ❜ ❛ Too late for prayers and useless pity! ❜ ❛ You little demon - is this what you wanted to see? ❜ ❛ Farewell, my fallen idol and false friend. ❜ ❛ Look around, there’s another mask behind you! ❜ ❛ Please promise me that sometimes, you will think… of me! ❜ ❛ Where in the world have you been hiding? ❜ ❛ I only wish I knew your secret. ❜ ❛ Who is your great tutor? ❜ ❛ Why you spray on my chin all the time, huh? ❜ ❛ The final threshold! ❜ ❛ They say that this youth has set my lady’s heart aflame! ❜ ❛ Go away, for the trap is set and waits for its prey! ❜ ❛ There is no phantom of the opera. ❜ ❛ Look, your future bride! Just think of it! ❜ ❛ Please don’t, they’ll see. ❜ ❛ But why is it secret? What have we to hide? ❜ ❛ It’s an engagement, not a crime! ❜
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Kingsman: The Secret Service : Sentence Starters
"Manners maketh man."
"Then let me teach you a lesson."
"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic."
"Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man."
"True nobility is being superior to your former self."
"Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world."
"If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole."
"I will be right back."
"The suit is the modern gentleman's armour."
"I've had a rather emotional day."
"I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace."
"Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?"
"You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world."
"Looks like a lot of people are going to die."
"Does it look like I give a fuck?"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Do you like spy movies?"
"Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day."
"If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform."
"When I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy."
"Ah yes. Very, very nice."
"Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting."
"Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way."
"That is sick."
"What does this do? Electrocute you?"
"Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade."
"This whisky is amazing, you will shit."
"If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!"
"I see someone who doesn't know what the fuck to do with his life."
"Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn't stay on."
"Well, that was surprising."
"You know I've got nothing to lose."
"Of sorts. Interested?"
"You blew your opportunity just for a fuckin' dog!"
"You shot your dog and had it stuffed?"
"Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam."
"Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure."
"I'll have the Big Mac."
"Good choice, but nothing beats two cheeseburgers and special sauce."
"It ain't that kind of a movie."
"You didn't - stop - shit!"
"Thank you for the 'happy' meal."
"Choose your puppy."
"How deep does this fuckin' thing go?"
"Wherever you go, your dog goes."
"What? They're gun dogs."
"It's a bulldog, ain't it?"
"It'll get bigger, don't it?"
"Shit."
"The man who got you released."
"I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one."
"You need to solve problems under pressure."
"Mass genocide?"
"Felt sorry for the boy, did you?"
"He will find this humiliating."
"I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny."
"If you have a problem with me, you come and you whisper it in my ear."
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send a symbol for a mermaid starter
🐬 my muse is a merperson who just got placed in the aquarium where yours works
🌲 my muse is a merperson that saved yours from drowning, only to deposit them on a deserted island
☁ my muse is a merperson who lives by the seashore near your muse’s house. your muse catches them sitting on the rocks peoplewatching one day
⚓ my muse is a merperson, and yours is a pirate who captures them
💧 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the merperson they are betrothed to marry, to unite their underwater kingdoms
💍 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the human they are betrothed to marry, to unite neighboring land and sea kingdoms
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“If only ending a war was actually that easy.. but we can all keep pretending, I suppose, yourself included.”
“... I would appreciate it if you didn’t ‘slowly behead me’ and ‘mount me on your wall’.”
“Ah! And I would appriceate it if you didn’t keep fighting against me and just surrendered along with the others”
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Eonwë with 2A ? If you're doing the memes request. Thanks for your Silmarilion's art ^^
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Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor
flashbacks (2/7) - Such Art
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true tho @admirable-mairon
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@forgemaiar lol if I can't go to sleep I'm probably gonna just set the blog up halfway tonight but if I nod off I'm gonna do it tomorrow @admirable-mairon listen. i might not totally ship angbang purely cause my own Mairon is too bitchy. but it's rly hard not to see Mairon and Celebrimbor's relationship as anything but 1000% gay even the Shadow of Mordor writers couldn't make it straight and they gave tyelpe a wife and child jfc
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you guys decide for me
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me: "yes!!! Threads!!"
brain: "they're not the ones you want"
me: "yes they are I like them??? i want to do the things-"
brain: "nope"
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🌲 (with Eonwe being the merperson)
Although Eönwë's duty was to protect his home from danger, he still felt bound to save the man he had come across, although most of his kind would leave him. But there was still the problem of secrecy; The mermaid would not put his people in danger for this man's sake. So he did what he deemed best, and took him to an island instead.He deposited the man on the shore, and was glad to see him still breathing. He'd heard talk from sailors once on reviving men who'd drowned, but being a mermaid, he had no idea how to do so. "You're.. safe?" Eönwë asked, arching a brow in question at the man before him. { @thegreatstrongbow }
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