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ok so picture this: you ate a ant on the playground when you were six. this actually lowered your karma so much that you are going to be reincarnated not just as an animal, but as an ant, & not just as an ant but as - via a random time-travel event that will occur in your reincarnation process - coincidentally, that ant. & the reason it lowered your karma so much is that there are built-in axioms of the buddhist system not yet discovered by humans & one of them is that a hundredfold moral weight is given to time travelers (i don’t know why)

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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

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SIGINT #432 from RASR-2 (L CLEARANCE)

1. School of Quantum BDSM 2. Webkinz Monastery

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Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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America will be a manufacturing nation once more , We're going to build great and terrible machines, so great and terrible they carve the land they walk on, the sun will set and it will rise and the forge will still burn and the hammer will still ring true folks

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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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"hey man im grabbing a beer do you want anything"

"yeahh can you grab me one of the fantastic onion brothers"

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