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The Story of the Hulstrom Civil War

To celebrate the anniversary of the Civil War at my middle school, I have decided to preserve the war and the outcome of it for generations to come.

August 16th, 2017 - I've started the 7th grade and am at recess. With my friend group that was preserved between the transition from small tweens to large tweens, I have formed a confederacy of the other surviving groups. We establish smooth rocks as our currency, imperialist fascism (I was in that phase, don't judge me, I'm better now) as our ideology, and use larger rocks and wet sand to build buildings. For the first semester, all goes well. Then, suddenly:

February 8th, 2018 - The Hulstrom Commune is established by a group of kids that got bored and read the Communist Manifesto in history. They quickly gain popularity and soon, establish their own nation. Inspired by this, two more nations are established: The Islamic Emirate of Hulstrom, and the Socialist Republic of Hulstrom. About a week after this, they start a civil war when they capture our capital city of Strayerburg. So, here are the sides:

Hulstrom Reich

VS -

Islamic Emirate of Hulstrom Socialist Republic of Hulstrom

VS -

The Hulstrom Commune

March 16th, 2018 - During a celebration of the 8 month anniversary of our confederacies founding, the Socialist Republic of Hulstrom takes one of our settlements in the field and converts it to one of their own. In retaliation, we start making thick ropes and whips out of the tall grass in the dry field. Also, the currency of smooth rocks is collapsing because some kid got a rock tumbler and produced over 10 FUCKING POUNDS OF ROCKS. THIS BASTARD MADE WHAT WOULD BE WORTH $10,000 INTO $5.

March 20th, 2018 - A day that shall be remembered in Hulstrom History. A three day siege begins on the new capital of Trivediburg, fueled by aggression from all sides. During the first day, another 25 pounds of smooth rocks are distributed, they had been made over the span of five days. Multiple sharpened sticks are thrown/ launched at the flag that we flew.

March 21st, 2018 - All territory that we had abandoned in favor of our capital is now controlled by either three sides. An offensive from the Hulstrom Commune fails due to a monitor stopping it before it could happen, more rocks are distributed because another five kids had bought tumblers and used them to revalue our currency even more.

March 22nd, 2018 - Surrounded, outsticked, outgeneraled, and outpersonaled, we decide to make the only logical move; we pull the equivalent of an HOI4 last stand and hold the city for another five hours (and, in doing so, all get very deserved phone calls home). By the time the clock strikes 5:00 pm, the walls of the city fall. After realizing that non of our buildings were anchored to the ground, nearly all of the city is quickly moved to the capitals of the Islamic Emirate of Hulstrom, the Socialist Republic of Hulstrom, and the Hulstrom Commune. Except for one, the so-called "Hulstrom Reichstag," this building was pushed by our troops to the southwest corner of the field, to the point where the entrance was facing a neighboring property. The windows were boarded up, and everyone was ordered to jump the fence and hope inside the Hulstrom Reichstag. Eventually, a crack was formed in one of the rocks that was used to build the thing, and it was quickly pulled into the capital of the Hulstrom Commune, Olivagrad. The doors were busted down, but my offices' door stayed sealed. That was until an emo kid broke down the door with a rock. I surrendered and was exiled to the Kindergarten Playground.

By April 1st, we had reached a peace treaty and all of our lands were split amongst the Socialist Republic of Hulstrom and the Hulstrom Commune. As for the Islamic Emirate of Hulstrom, they agreed to only possess land that we did not possess. And, by the time I was in the 8th grade, I had given up on fascism and actually became president of the newly formed United Socialist Cantons of Hulstrom. What has happened after I left, I do not know. But I do know that around 2019, the Hulstrom Reichstag was dismantled and returned to the school's rock pile.

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オケイ チシ カエチシ ガミド ホメゲス ダリポ チ リコ ナサデク-

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I knew it

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10/10 Tumblr code, 0/10 Reddit code.

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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Why don't I like eating yellow foods? I have no logical reason to, but my brain is just like "eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's yellow! yellow is icky! 😖". I also like to sort my food by color! Why do i do that! I have no reason too! I told my girl/boy/enbyfreind this and they responded with asking me if I ever did something called stimmming. I didn't know what that was so I searched it up, I said "ye :3" and they responded by giving me an Autism test. I got a 75%! That's at least a B+! :D

Wait.. is getting a B+ on an Autism test a good thing? What does this mean? Tumblr, would you be so kind as to tell me what getting a B+ on an Autism test means? If this helps, I also hate eye contact and being touched by anyone by my girl/boy/enbyfreind. By the way, do any of you like steak with mashed potatoes and gravy? It's one of my favorite things to eat. The char grilled smell of the steak, the creaminess of the gravy, it truly makes you feel like you're a frog monarch looking down on the toad peasants.

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"Egg" means, in some LGBT spaces, that a person is trans and has not realised it. As in, they're an egg that hasn't "cracked" yet, or whatever.

Too long, didn't read: they basically said they think you might be trans(sexual/gender).

UPDATE: I've cracked.

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This is what plays when you go to Hell, Michigan.

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Yosef

yosef

yosef

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What does egg mean?

Some body on discord called me an egg after I said that I daydream about being a girl, what does this mean?

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They're playing!!!!!!!!!! :D

CAT showcasing equipment during an indoor demo for potential buyers

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Did you know that...

Police police Police police police police Police police?

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Re-blogging this to revisit it.

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This is my hometown.

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OwO

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sometimes you gotta spend that much time trying to think of how to respond to an insult you got on an IRC channel.

via: Benj Edwards