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men look so ugly and then they don’t even smell good like naturally ofc they dont but they CHOOSE to smother themselves in disgusting scents idk if ive ever smelled a mens fragrance that wasnt also unisex that i thought smelled nice. the most disgusting scent im imagining here is warm and peppery and spicy and overwhelming and the vibe is just roughness its like sandpaper as a scent and its foul and disgusting theyre revolting creatures that dont even have the decency to spruce up with a gardenia spritz before going into public they want our nosebeads to suffer

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I would rather die than eat a man's ass. In a torture scenario I wouldn't fold, the moment the brought out some man spreading his cheeks... I'm telling everything and wailing too.

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Page of Cups and Four of Swords reversed

It could be fun. Worth staying up past your bedtime for.

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i love hips

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an empty mini of fireball is a species of animal found in the US and its invasive habitat is on the ground

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Anyone whose political opinions can be boiled down to “I support anything that pisses off The Enemy” is incredibly dangerous

And yes, this applies to people on both ends of the political spectrum

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tired as fuck once again didn’t sleep

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really feel like an animal in heat lately but i guess i literally am in a way like the one big real chance ill have to copulate this year is soon. im like a rare animal that is most often surrounded by other species and theres very few of my own species and im not sexually compatible with most of my species anyway. and my species meets in specific places at specific times for mate finding

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what's up with writers makign their troublemaker characters grow up to be cops instead of like. social workers

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i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian

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started watching too much with my mom today and in the first ep the main character i forget her name now is at work but extremely stressed out and emotionally unstable cause of her terrible ex bf mainly but also other stuff too and shes talking to her boss and she was like “im not capable! i cant do anything!” and my mom was like “pshh, can you imagine that? imagine believing that about yourself and saying it?��� …. yeah mom. every day im thinking about how i feel like i fall short of what is expected of me to be an adult human i feel extremely incapable and have for years. im glad the idea of that feeling is so ridiculous to my mom though.

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can i stop catastrophizing. you are 24 years old theres no way to know if youll be like this forever

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Because I don't think I ever uploaded this: I've got a new training tool for mace.

A custom made morning star, by Chronocide Creations.

It is quite seriously one of my favourite training tools to date, being safe to hit others with, and extremely durable.

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can i stop being disgusted by food and actually eat…………