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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

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There’s a bunch of Ebon Ward stuff I’ve only posted on the discord. This one’s from 2021! A bit rough, but I still like the blood texture in the background. Poor Jasper.

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new favorite hate anon decided i had "gone silent" by not responding to god-knows-what reply and asked "what happened to the strength of your convictions?" i've been repeating it to myself all day it's my new favorite thing. hey you stopped posting, what happened to the strength of your convictions? your convictions were so strong bro

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[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

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asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

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old eb borb fanart (the keep arc?? i think mid 60s) bc i miss them sm

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left the newborn baby on the sidewalk for TEN SECONDS to go throw rocks at the neighbor's dog and a colony of ants has ALREADY picked it up and carried it away to eat or potentially raise as one of their own. maybe i'm just not cut out to be a babysitter

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my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

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experimental doodle with my favorite guy.... i gotta get better at drawing backgrounds lol

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Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.

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i love this team so much. this dude ballerina twirled around the first defender who came at him and then hurdled backwards over the next one, an entire grown ass man, like it was nothing. like he's in a goddamn sports anime. unbelievable