she/her probably i like ace attorney, ffxiv, barbie, trauma team/center, pgr, ptn, ghost trick, and those are my personality traits. i dont tag spoilers consistently
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I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?
why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.
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i've started just saying "Loved an image" in group texts with iphone users when they use the reaction thing
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.
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i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds
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#it was that fuckin bot that lets you claim characters from media#someone claimed catra and someone else really fucking wanted it#but they wouldnt like ask please give me it nicely they were just demanding catra#so the owner of catra said no#and it lead albiet slowly to the catra wanter leaving the friend group#im not gonna like pretend any of us were correct#we were teenagers and its just how it happened
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He is sealed in there for all of mankind’s safety
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I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now
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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."
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