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Maybe he has Amy's eyesight

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wanted to draw some canon characters for once doing noncanon things that aren't shipping

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Hi Team Dark people I have walked down the street to tell you that the internets out in my house and my queue is about to run out in like 2 posts time. Sorry! Until I both have a free evening and stable internet connection on the same evening, imagine some Team Dark posts with me:

Wow they're so cool!

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Typical Nightclub Experience

Summary: Vent fic. Rouge returns to the apartment late after a night out. That is normal. She is upset. That is not normal. Shadow tries to understand.

TW: (avoidance of) discussion of sexual assault

The door to the apartment slammed shut at two in the morning. Shadow looked up from where he was watching telenovelas on the couch.

"Rouge." He said. "How did it go?"

"Just terrible." Rouge spat as she threw her keys and wallet onto the counter. "Only a few lost earrings and some credit cards."

"Sorry to hear it." Shadow replied.

"Pfft. Sure. Whatever."

Shadow stood from the couch. She was unmoving in front of the countertops, locked in a staredown with the reflection of herself on the glass microwave door. Shadow walked up behind her and held out his hand, before gently placing it on her shoulder.

"I said don't fucking touch me!" Rouge whipped out of his grasp.

Shadow backed away a step, then another. The look of realization dawned on her face slower than usual, slowed by inebriation into something Shadow was able to pick up on, for once.

"Sorry, you know how I get when I don't get my way." She put on a smile. "Go to bed. I'm going to get some beauty sleep myself."

"Who touched you?" Shadow asked.

"No one. It's nothing. You know what happens in night clubs, don't you? Lots of dancing. People jostling into each other without a care in the world."

Better to distract targets with, Shadow recalls her saying with a smile. Clubs are just the best for this sort of thing!

"There's something you're not telling me."

Rouge's plastered smile slipped down a few inches. "Don't worry your pretty little head about it."

"Did someone hurt you?"

"Of course not. For the last time, it's nothing. Normal."

"Normal?"

"Well it's not something you ever have to worry about, so shut your mouth."

Rouge stomped past him into the hall. He watched her go and-

Four pinprick tears in the seat of her pantsuit. Far too small to be from any real enemy trying to hurt her. Far too coordinated to be explained by the fabric getting caught on something.

Someone had touched her. She had not wanted to be touched.

Shadow recalled a few of the telenovelas had scenes of the women swatting away men with giggles and eye rolls. Villains of the older television movies would grab a woman to hold her hostage. The professor had taught him not to touch certain areas of anatomy; it wasn't appropriate, he said, especially between you and Maria, because she was a girl and he is a-

Something in Shadow's stomach dropped. He could only watch, wordless, as Rouge entered her room and slammed the door shut behind her.

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I got a few funny scenarios I just want you to read:

Omega comes home one day to Shadow standing on top of Rouge's shoulders, trying to change a lightbulb.

Rouge somehow manages to swipe Chip's ring from Sonic. The blue blur is pissed.

Shadow asking literally anyone and everyone to take him on a carnival ride because he's just slightly too short to go alone.

Omega gets stuck in the rafters. Nobody knows what happened.

1.

"ROUGE CAN FLY. WHY ARE YOU GUYS 'LIKE THIS'."

2.

(I have seen that post about Rouge and Sonic and Chip's bracelet! Can't seem to find a link to it right now, but it's an excellent post.)

3.

Shadow thinks he's being so damn lowkey about it but he's really not. Both Omega and Rouge turn him down because they think it's the funniest fucking thing. Tails is also too short to ride. And Shadow is absolutely not asking Sonic because even in his desperation he has pride.

It's Amy who says yes, and she does so immediately. Frankly he should have asked her first- she loves roller coasters!

4.

"I SEE NO DEITY UP HERE OTHER THAN ME!" Omega cackles at first.

Then he tries to shift positions and uh. oops. Now he's stuck hanging upside down.

Cue Commander Tower absolutely begging Omega not to just destroy the rafters because seriously, that's a vital structural support for the building, and this year's budget did not include a dumbass robot trying to win a bet.

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If Omega was a mobian, he'd be a scorpion. It's strong, durable, deadly, and strikes fear into people when they see it. Eggman would scream like a little girl if he saw a buff red and black scorpion charging at him.

That is an excellent mobiansona for him omg.

Scorpions even have that emphasis on their claws/arms(?), just like Omega's design. That's brilliant!

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Where omgea?

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angry eyebrows

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I saw something somewhere that referred to Omega as a Robot Hunter and holy shit I want him to lean into that so hard. Give him a big cape with this gigantic garage of different parts he can equip himself with depending on what type of robot he is going after. Have Rouge and Shadow give him leads to robots at large in exchange for his help. Also give him a hat. Maybe multiple styles. Omega is fashionable in hats.

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I think we should let Rouge be a klepto to an obnoxious degree in fics. The same way we let Omega be obnoxious about destroying Eggman robots actually.

Shadow nearly explodes whenever he opens the fridge and finds his leftovers missing. Tails chases her out of his workshop whenever she finds a new way in because GOSH DANGIT EVERYTHING HAS ITS PLACE! Commander Tower trips and falls flat on his face because Rouge stole one of the buckles off his shoes and now Team Dark is stuck on cleaning duty for a week and the other two are FUMING at her. Omega wakes up one morning and "ROUGE, WHERE ARE MY SHOULDER HANDLES?"

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Sonic Boom redesigns

omega is tiny in this version

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I've seen that post going around about Shadow and Omega and swearing; that the Robotniks don't swear, Eggman because he's pretentious and thinks he's above it all, Gerald. . . doesn't teach Shadow about it because he sees no reason for it

And while it's absolutely a fact that Rouge taught Omega how to swear--relishing the entire process--I find it absurdly bold of anyone to assume that Maria Robotnik didn't know the Fuck word

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i have been OBSESSED with the bunny suit shadow. hes just so cute. so i made him into a wallpaper.

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voice crack HeEy GUYS YESTERDAY I DECIDED TO WRITE AN ENTIRE ONE-SHOT FANFICTION IN ONE SITTING UM PLEASE CHECK IT OUT 💗

it's a found family team dark fic please read the tags

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63996664

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@its-hai-time was making sonic inspired fits in infinity nikki and i drew them

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More scraps for today🩵 I don't have anything good cookin up atm, I'm still thinking of what I should make, art wise

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A comic I did in one sitting after I made a stupid joke

And that was how Rouge found out Shadow's Doom powers were back~