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✅ Museum volunteer bowling night

✅ Bowl supremely well for once wtf

✅✅ Crush notices good bowling 🙌💪🤌🤌🤌

✅ Free adult beverages

✅ Talk to boss for an hour about a bunch of stuff

✅ Arrive home

✅ Discover 1/3 chicken wing has been stuck to face for majority of night

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im a hater BECAUSE i like things and want them to be good. and also because im an asshole

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2025

BE A STUDENT OF WHAT YOU ADMIRE

DO IT BADLY RATHER THAN NOT AT ALL

TO DESPAIR IS TO CEDE VICTORY TO THOSE WHO DO NOT DESERVE IT

BROADEN YOUR CULTURAL HORIZONS

REVEL IN THE ANALOGUE

ACTION ABSORBS ANXIETY

GRIEF IS PRODUCTIVE; GUILT IS NOT

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So... 2024.

- Barney C.

- Learned some Blender basics

- Went back to Seattle and ECCC

- conceived and oversaw installation of massive new interactive exhibit at work

- conceived, designed, and produced massive temporary centennial display at work

- scored a Marriott room first try for D*Con 2025

- interviewed for and got senior curatorial position at work

- lost one of the horses to a terrible bout of colic

- lived in a cabin on an island for three days

- lost my new (very cool) boss five days ago in a climbing accident (still processing that one)

- met some of THE coolest possible people at D*Con this year

- half-assed a Blue Shift!Barney cosplay

- printed and built a whole-ass AR2

- rescued a very fresh calf that had spent the night in the ditch outside the barbwire fence

- acquired a resin printer and learned how to print 3D stuff in resin

- learned basic electronics for cosplay bullshit

- Barney's Civil Protection helmet

- got marginally better at running

- took lots of naps with the cats

- climbed one (1) mountain with @veradune

Here's to 2025!

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I must not go into the tags. The tags are the mind-killer. The tags are the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will ignore the tags. I will permit my ignorance to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where my ignorance has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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When a broken system openly and brazenly profits from your suffering and death, what options do you truly have?

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Not to be old on main but if I am trying to view a $1600/month rental unit and the rental rep is using words like "wanna" and "gonna" in their texts, it's not really helping their sales pitch.

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tozozozo

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CAITLYN's Fight Scene

Arcane Season 2 | Act3 |

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Man, sometimes I think about deleting my FB account but then gems like this turn up and you're just not gonna find that anywhere else.

Context: Sir-Gay was bitching about Manulife having a Pride flag in the background of their profile picture.

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Hmmm... might be getting back on my Arcane bullshit. Is this the year I'm finally going to do a cosplay about it? More news at 6. 🤔

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"Do you write a lot of smut?"

"Well, it took me three tries to spell orgasim the other day so that's gonna be a no."

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Start the morning off right by watching a bunch of your shift-mates get absolutely wrecked by one single dude with a crowbar and a pistol.

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citadel: explodes

every citizen: woooo yea

scientist on the TV: we all need to fuck. now

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Old friend.

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All of this, plus:

taking your enemy's weapon out of their holster to use on a different enemy

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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Love how eating a Big Mac in the car at night involves getting the Big Mac all over yourself and the inside of the car every single goddamn time.