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overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

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lol

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whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

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[the sky is grey and it’s cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

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hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks

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Teachers basically be telling you that you’re failing a test while you’re taking the test

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Apparently Tyler Oakley still exists?! Didn't realize. It's been a hot minuit since 2012. Cool news tho!

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i’m really bored with my first name 

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Wood pig :(

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

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shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

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