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The war would’ve ended a lot quicker if perceptor invented robot antipsychotics and stabilizers

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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as a staunch wavewave shipper this issue is making me feel things for megasound…

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theres a parrelel to the pain of the matrix on optimus and the pain of the cross on jesus somewhere, but alas i am too dull to find it

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Decided to give rumble and frenzy a Pokémon team (they would totally be the twin trainer class)

They have two Miraidon for each of them, and all of the Pokémon were given to them by soundwave

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ok guys hear me out on yandere idw wavewave

Soundwave hears everything. Knows everything. No secret is kept for long on the nemisis execpt for one, Soundwave’s little crush.

Being a member of Decepticon high command allows him certian privileges, and though he’s the picture of a perfect, obedient soilder, he can’t help but do a little snooping in his free time through classifed files. And as communications officers, he simply must keep in touch with the ‘cons most important scientist. He drops by Shockwave’s labs for collecting his reserch and notes, nothing more, though he’s there and awful lot.

What’s most useful to him though is his mind reading abilities. Every seccond spent with Shockwave are precious moments to search through his processer and oh is it intresting. Shockwave has met no one like him; his processer had been torn apart and remade by shadowplay, and his total inability to feel emotion is facinating. It needs to be reserch. Studied. Obssesed over. Shock’s brainwaves have become so familiar to the con that he could find him instantly in crowd. Any slight annyoance, every want or need is instantly and quietly supplied by Soundwave and the help of his cassets, for there’s no way for Soundwave to show his love that isn’t a service.

And Shockwave is aware. He can feel lazerbeak’s eyes watching him from the vents, sending back her observations to her boss, and he’d be stupid not to notice how Soundwave lingers by the door, or how his tools have been meticulously organized and cleaned to specifications he had only noted down in his mind. The behavior is… charming. If he could still feel things he’d probably be flattered, and since the behavior was helpful, it would be logical to allow him to continue.

But Soundwaves obsession was going too far. A lab assistant who had accidentally broke a glass beaker has gone missing, and the replacement, while doing good work seems more scared than usual. Observations that once stopped when Shockwave clocked out now happened even when he went home. Shame or embarrassment he didnt care about but he did have projects he wasnet keen on sharing. Despite that, Shockwave couldent bring himself to stop the bot. This cat and mouse game they had, with Shockwaves endless mysteries and Soundwaves instance to know them all, was intresting, at least more intresting than Megtrons demands and an endless war. And Shockwave loved it too, his spark jumped when they brushed fingertips passing datapads, every short conversation music to his audials, and just being in his presence was enough to make every atrocity of the war worth it. Shockwave knew Soundwave couldent love him in the way Soundwave loved him, he knew he was little more than a tool, but he was Shockwave’s most useful asset, and theres love in being not wanted but needed. And Shockwave must love him. After giving him everything he could ever need, after disposing of every annoyance, no matter how small, and after knowing everything about the mech, he won’t be able to not love him. In his own way.

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Binge read all of mtmte and the funniest part was rewind being older than slavery

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i am genuinely tweaking

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Every now and then I cheer myself up by remembering that they made a Decepticon watch and called him MEANTIME.

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remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

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Hiiii quick reminder if you use AI in fanfiction or art, please fucking block me

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Honestly, I just think these guys are like Vash and Nicholas.

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Lil Wavewave design for fun

It’s very VERY gundam inspired… err kudos if you can identify which one I based shockwave off of

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A single father

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I feel like there should be an episode or some kind of comic issue that highlights the fact that transformers were at war with each other for millions years. That is a stupidly long time, longer than any human civilization

Like to put it into perspective, the ice age began about 2.6 million years ago and ended about 11,000 years ago like kup is 6+ million years old it’s mind-boggling